Just as Nox had entered the arena.
"So, where's this Royal snob I have been hearing so much about?" Nox asked one of the officials.
However, before she could get an answer, a voice could be heard from the speakers.
"ROYAL SNOB? I DO HOPE FOR YOUR SAKE YOU AREN'T REFERRING TO ME!" A young man in a fancy yukata said as he descended from the sky, while fireworks and decorative lasers started shooting into the sky behind him.
"Wow! Do you do this every time you enter the stage? Because that seems like a waste of gunpowder!" Nox said, unimpressed by the lightshow.
"Hmph! You are a rather arrogant one! Well, no matter! It is just the semi-finals! This will be over in a moment!" The young prince said as he handed the microphone to the announcer.
"So, where's your cock, man?"
"My what?"
"This is a cockfight, isn't it?" Nox said as she held up Bluey the blue rooster
"Cockfight? This is a battle between beasts, not mere poultry!"
"Yeah! A cockfight! So, you going to bring it or what?"
"Who let this crazy person in here? Throw him out and bring me my opponent!" Crown Prince Ren shouted, as he didn't think a madman with a rooster could make it to the semi-finals.
"Uh, your highness! This is your opponent!" An official said.
"You can't be serious! This chicken defeated a phoenix!"
"Haven't been watching the competition, have you? No worries I didn't either!" Nox said to the prince.
"*sigh* Let's just get this over with!" He muttered before whistling for his magical beast.
*Swoosh*
*BOOM*
Suddenly, the silhouette of a rabbit could be seen moving through the sky, growing bigger and bigger as it fell into the arena with a loud boom when it crashed through the arena barrier. What stood before them all was a green kaiju rabbit that could barely fit inside the arena.
*ROAR*
The rabbit's roar could be heard all across the 2nd moon. It then looked down at its opponent with a pupil larger than Nox's entire body.
"You said you didn't watch the other matches, correct? Then do you surrender, or do you want to wait until after we feed your chicken to Yutu?" The prince mocked as the crowd began to cheer and laugh.
"Well, you asked for it!" Nox said, before throwing the unsuspecting Bluey into the giant rabbit's mouth.
*gulp*
"Huh?"
The entire stadium went silent for a moment as they processed what Nox had just done.
"TH-THE WINNER IS-!"
"NO, NO! JUST GIVE HIM A MINUTE!" Nox said, pulling out her own microphone from her sleeve, which she at some point had connected to the arena speakers.
*Rumble*
*Whimper*
"Yutu, what's wrong?" The prince said in concern for his giant furry companion as it whimpered in pain.
"Well, the biggest weak spot for giants like this is that they often forget to chew their food!" Nox said.
*BLEURGH*
"It makes it easier for little critters like us to get at their internals!" She continued as the Jade Rabbit started vomiting blood.
"What? But that's cheating!"
"No! There is nothing in the rulebook that says an animal has to let themselves get digested once eaten!" Nox said while pulling out some reading glasses and the tournament rulebook as she flipped through the pages.
"OF COURSE IT DOESN'T! IT SHOULDN'T HAVE TO! YUTU! YOU NEED TO THROW IT BACK UP AGA-!"
*BLEURGH*
Before the prince could finish his sentence, he was hit with a river of bloody rabbit vomit.
"Good thing I brought an umbrella!" Nox said as her enchanted barrier umbrella left her the only person in the arena not soaked in vomit and/or blood.
"Ugh! I don't understand! If it hasn't been digested, then how hasn't it been regurgitated yet?" The prince asked as he watched his mythical beast slowly fill the arena with blood and vomit.
"Because my rooster's a stubborn one! He's probably planning to peck his merry way to one of the rabbit's vital organs before calling it a day!"
"UGH! GET YOUR STUPID BIRD OUT OF YUTU'S STOMACH ALREADY!" The crown prince screamed at Nox.
"What's the magic word?"
"DO IT OR I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD!" He screamed
"Well, that's not very sportsmanlike!"
"YOU!"
"Hehe! I think that's enough bullying my friend, Noxy!" The dark lord said as he descended to right above the growing pool of vomit.
"Taio! Did you come here to help?"
"Bullying? I'm just playing by the rules! If someone gets hurt than blame the ones who set them in the first place!" Nox said while glancing over at the prince covered in vomit.
*Swoosh*
"Whoa!"
*Splash*
Speeding towards Nox, the dark lord accidentally pushed the crown prince over as he fell back into the pool of vomit.
*Smash*
Smashing through the umbrellas barrier the dark lord created his own as he grabbed Nox's waist.
"Hehe! I doubt they were expecting someone like you to show up, so please show some restraint! Or else!" The dark lord whispered in Nox's ear.
"Just you wait until your girlfriend hears of this! You're going to be in so much trouble!"
"I've been trying to tell you! SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND YOU DUNDERHEAD!" The dark lord shouted at Nox.
"Taio, do you know this crazy person? Tell him to stop hurting Yutu!" Prince Ren said while trying to not slip as he stood up from the vomit.
"Just surrender and I will!"
"WHAT!"
"Hehe! Sorry, Ren but she is as stubborn as they come! If you want to save your rabbit you'll have to give in to her demands!"
"WHA-!"
*BLEURGH*
Just as the prince was about to scream at them, Yutu spewed out another river of vomit blood right on top of the poor prince.
"FINE! YOU WIN! JUST IT MAKE IT STOP!" The bloodstained prince pleaded.
"HEY, BLUEY! WE WON! GET THE HELL OUT OF THAT RABBITS ASS! WE GOT STUFF TO DO!"
*FART*
Wiggling out of the rabbit's butt came Bluey, in his snake form as he plopped to the ground like a turd, evaporating any vomit he came into contact with. He then transformed back into his rooster form as he came strutting back to Nox.
"Oh, and take care of the playboy too!"
"What?"
Suddenly, Bluey transformed into his burly wrestler form and started cracking his nonexistent knuckles as he moved towards the dark lord.
*BOOM*
*Slurp*
Seeing the man who piledrive him into the city street earlier, the dark lord wasted no time sending an attack Bluey's way, only for it to immediately get eaten by the blue wrestler.
"NO! STAY BACK, YOU CRETIN! UGH! NO, NOT IN THE VOMIT!"
*Splash*