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Chapter 37 - Chapter 37: Emergency Commercial

I finished planting my new flag to claim the territory of classroom 2F as part of the Professor Sun empire. The other brat had cheated on her escape room test by having her little old man loosen the ropes on her chair for her. Luckily, she failed to figure out the rest of the escape room as she couldn't break my anti-jailbreak enchantments to leave the room. Hence, I punished the little sneak by increasing the difficulty. I took this opportunity to decorate the room a bit, as I put on a suit and tie while setting up my recording artifact. I began making a commercial I intended to sell to my very own long lost older younger brother whenever I got the chance.

 

"Do I have a deal for you today folks! Introducing a beautiful piece of real estate that's not been on the market for an entire day! Situated in the Empire of Professor Sun! I give you classroom 2F!" I said before taking the crystal ball recorder for a tour around the classroom.

 

"Here we have the class pet, a rare species known as a 'geezer doll'! Buy now and I will even throw in this elegant hamster cage for free!" I said, showing off the little mannequin golem I had stuffed in a rusty old hamster cage.

 

"And over here, situated at the historic naughty corner! we have the grand classroom flag! With its paper cone hat of shame symbolizing our unity against the evil doers who planned to skip today's class." I said, while showcasing the spriggan kid I tied to a flagpole, before placing a paper cone with the words 'Bad Boy' written on it, atop his head.

 

"And do I have something special instore for you today folks! I give you my piece de resistance! This never before seen, limited edition, class 2F chandelier! Fashioned from only the finest and only purple haired girls around. It is the only one of its kind, produced in the great Empire of professor Sun. That's right folks, this chandelier is a one of a kind that will never hit the market again. It features adamantite chains with a rusty and unintelligible combination lock. A clock that doubles as an electrocution-based timer, reminding you every hour on the hour. It even has an inbuilt water feature, that automatically waters your potted beartraps." I said as I showed off the purple haired girl, I had chained to the roof with a clock shaped artifact that periodically releases electrical currents through the body. I even went so far as to place a beartrap in an overly sized plant pot underneath to soak up her tears.

 

"IS THERE NOTHING THIS WORK OF ART CAN'T DO? Any buyer would be crazy not to pick up such an amazing deal, at only the low, low prize of whatever I want. WHAT A STEAL!" I said as I finished the recording.

 

"Ok with that out of the way. Time to go pick up the last brat, before class ends." And with that, I headed towards the dueling arena, while the cries of naughty children echoed through the slowly closing soundproof doorway.

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