[No Nut November]
Made By Lokilo85
This might be the most silly gauntlet you will go to, you here for bragging rights or something like that? Trying to prove to someone or maybe yourself that you aren't a hopeless pervert? Either way there's no danger whatsoever in this gauntlet (unless you somehow manage die tripping or something), but that doesn't mean it will be easy, or maybe it will be for you, would not succumbing to your base desires for just 30 days be that hard? That doesn't sound as hard as most other gauntlets, right? The rules are simple: You are not allowed to have an orgasm whatsoever, starting from November 1st 00:00 PM, to November 30st 00:00 AM. For the duration of this gauntlet, and without the addition of drawbacks or other choices that will be the only condition placed on you. Of course, as this is a gauntlet, you won't have access to your perks, especially willpower perks, nor can you cheese this gauntlet by not having a sex drive in the first place. You start with +0 NP (November Points) Or I guess we can say you start with No No Nut November Points… Ignore that and move into the next section… Please
Locations: (House)
You can choose freely, since this gauntlet is about inner conflict.
Warehouse
I don't need to introduce you to your own warehouse, you can also import whatever alternative to a warehouse that you have. If it wasn't liveable by itself before; it now gains a few upgrades (assuming you didn't already have them), you can keep the upgrades if you succeed.
1. Food: There will be a robot cooker that can produce food ingredients from the void, it's safe to earth and health. It has everything a growing jumper such as yourself needs to grow, though the food is nothing special.
2. Water: You would die without that, so you now have a source of limitless clean water also coming from the void. You also gain a shower and all the things you need to keep yourself clean, including your wardrobe obviously.
3. Entertainment: You obtain both a laptop with omni internet access, it has access to the internet of all the worlds you have visited up until you left, sites work just fine but trying to talk to someone doesn't work because of time shenanigans. Also comes with all books that you collected. Most of your items from outside work just fine, but any attempt at loopholing the point of this challenge will backfire (trying to use your theoretical biology manipulation machine to minimize your libido will just make you twice as horny)
House
Maybe even with all of that your warehouse isn't quite roomy enough? That's fine, this option has you covered. You gain a house, currently it's a house in the middle of the void, but details. You can decide all the specifics of this house, but it can't be any more luxurious than a large mansion. As already stated, for this gauntlet's duration this house will be placed in a white void, you can't exit it and through the power of fiat the house remains hospitable for you even though there is nothing outside of it. Post-gauntlet you can decide if the house attaches to your warehouse or if you rather import it as local property.
Pseudo-Supplement (-200 NP)
I guess you are a busy person, so sure. Not like it would change things too much. You recover your perks and items, then you go to the next jump you would be going. But of course, your willpower and biology will remain the same when it comes to your horniness, every attempt at circumventing that with OoC perks/items/powers/whatever will fail spectacularly. At least you have somethingto keep you busy during this challenge, right? And yes, your starting date would be in the start of November of course.
Mismatched Supplement (Free/+300 NP/+600 NP)
Basically the same as the Pseudo-Supplement option, but in this case you decide to be ballsy and pick a lewd world to test your self control. There are few conditions to it however. For Free, you aren't the "target" for lewd accidents, or at least not the main target, aka you are a woman in Monstergirl Encyclopedia or you are a man in Tamarin, most of the difficulty would come in the naturally highly attractive and seductive locals. The Free range would also include some of the more high end ecchi settings such as highschool DxD. For +300 NP You ARE the "target" now, whether as a man in a world where monster girls want to "husbando" you by the usage of highly violating tactics, or you are a woman in a world where tentacle monsters won't even start with any pretense of proper courting. That doesn't necessarily mean everyone will target you specifically of course, but you'll be banned from shapeshifting or anything of that sort to circumvent the natural dangers here. For +600 NP You are still the target of the world, but now you literally are more of a target. Everyone will know your little gauntlet of yours, and they decide you are the most delectable potential target because of it, rapey monsters will detect your scent far easier and will move towards your direction in particular. Tread carefully Jumper. Remember that all your perks/items won't function when it comes to managing your libido, so tread extra carefully with those worlds, and try not to think with your lower head if you want to win. Should you fail the gauntlet under those circumstances, you'll have to start that Jump from scratch, but you are otherwise not penalized. Also your stay in that world would of course have to start on november 1st.
Drawbacks:
Easy Temptation - (+100 NP)
You know how you would get free entertainment? Yeah, about that. You still have it of course, but now you also have easy and simple access to the best lewd sites suited to your own tastes you'll find in the omniverse. They also have all your favorites and bookmarked.
No Nuts - (+100 NP)
It's no nut november… So no nuts. Very creative, I know. Just take your freebie points from the joke drawback. Eating any type of nut results in failure.
Surprise Boner - (+100 NP)
Sometimes the body decides you need a boner without any reason, and now that happens more often during this month. It doesn't necessarily make you any more horny, but it does make you focus on other things harder. Pun not intended believe it or not.
In Your Window - (+200 NP)
There is nothing in your window actually. But if there was something in your window, it would probably remind you of genitalia, or some other innuendo. You will be constantly finding dirty things in otherwise innocent things, just don't stare too deeply into a banana, that's kinda weird.
No Touchy! - (+400 NP)
Isn't it a bit reluctant to do this challenge while scratching your balls every minute or so? Do you agree with me? Too bad, now that option is taken away from you with this drawback. Every moment you unconsciously go to touch your dirty bits, you get shocked. This gets worse and worse with repeated attempts, but maybe that will actually end up helping you?
Just One Month? - (+600 NP)
What's that? Think you can do better, hot shot? Well go ahead, because it's no longer just one month, the timer of this gauntlet will be extended to a full year. Not much to explain here, it's going to be a full year. Even the entertainment provided is going to get boring eventually, probably.
Perks:
You receive ONE discount per perk price tier, 100 discounts are freebies.
Nighty Night - (Free)
While the goal of this challenge IS to not cum, there is a bit of a gray area when it comes to your subconsciousness, it would be hardly fair for you to fail over something you had only the faintest control over right? This is what this perk is for: You are guaranteed nice, relaxing dry dreams… Unless someone actively tries to fuck with your dreams, literally or figuratively.
Something Else To Do - (-100 NP/Free for Discount)
One good way to deal with the situation is to go to something else. While this won't make the process of distracting yourself anymore fruitful directly, you will always know what you want to do to distract yourself.
Dubious Health Benefits - (-200 NP/-100 NP for Discount)
While NNN can't be called unhealthy, its widespread benefits are exaggerated at best. No, not jacking off for a whole month won't magically increase your dick size, or at least it wouldn't without this perk! While it won't be anything like a dragon ball Zenkai Boost by default, when you "train" or partake in suchself-constraints, you will find yourself benefiting from the "perceived benefits". For another example besides NNN, should you train in higher gravity, your bones will grow denser, assuming you weren't an idiot and picked a gravitational weight multiplied that crushed all of your bones. But even in that general case if your bones regenerate, they would come back stronger even if they should have collapsed entirely.
Ligma Jumper Grindset - (-400 NP/-200 NP for Discount)
Look, you are going to have a bunch of freetime to do fuck all with, so you are actually going to use that time for something worth a damn! It's just moreefficient that way. You became some type of beast of hard work, to the point of mania. The more you single minded pursue some method of self-improvement, the more your labor will bear fruit. This is an effective x10 training booster (applied to any way you can become stronger on your own merit), and the more frantic and downright manic you are with your training, the more this will scale up.
Nutless Curse - (-600 NP/-300 NP for Discount)
Jumper, what sort of wicked power have you unlocked?! You obtained some foul magic related to NNN. First of all, you can force abstinence on others for a whole month at no cost at all. The second curse you can force sex drive into beings that would otherwise lack it, this includes robots and eldritch gods (be mindful for the consequences of how that manifests), and finally, you learn a way to empower any other curse… If you manage to get your target with a "Deez Nuts" joke, you can empower any curse you have by a magnitude. In the particular cases of your other two perks, firstly you would be able to force abstinence on your target by a whole year and for that period nerf their power should it be based on lust, and the second curse would not only force a sex drive, but somehow make your target be able to reproduce, and with a libido far greater that you could easily exploit. Combining both curses is pretty cruel.
Items:
Same rules as perks; one discount per price tier, 100s are free
Food, Water & Entertainment - (Variable)
Everything you need to survive a month without going insane, or worse; bored. For free you'll have the versions of such as described in the location sections, but you may purchase upgrades for them here. Discounts would be applied individually in this section.
Food I (Default)
As stated before; nothing special. The food isn't bad, sometimes it's good when something you like shows up, but it's a little bit rare for something particularly good for your tastes to be on the menu.
Food II (-100 NP)
The food offered is now a lot more fulfilling, some deluxe quality expected only for the rich, but still relatively mundane compared to other worlds you went out. You'll regularly have access to your comfort foods.
Water I (Default)
All the things you need to keep yourself clean, including your normal wardrobe, towels, etc. And a source of endless water so you don't starve. The water is well… Water. And the bathroom, while not particularly relaxing, isn't uncomfortable.
Water II (-100 NP)
You can now decide what temperature the water comes in, the water is also mineral, and the shower defaults to a temperature that suits you quite nicely. Cold water in particular is pretty good for your challenge.
Entertainment I (Default)
this is a basic laptop, the only special thing about it is the access it has to the internet of many worlds, through actual online interaction with other users is impossible, no amount of fiat is going to fix that many temporal shenanigans am I afraid (at least not without causing a lot of confusion). Still, you can use it to watch random youtube videos, just don't expect any new uploads for obvious reasons, also this laptop isn't exactly cutting edge as it is, at best you could play some of the earlier versions of minecraft without much issue. Post-Gauntlet this will be able to merge with the local internet, and will continue to stockpile other variants of the internet as you continue your chain. You also have access to any of your mundane books, should you have connected any of them.
Entertainment II (-100 NP)
You now have a more proper PC gamer setup that any gamer would be proud to have! It will even update to the cutting edge standards of the future worlds you visit, and you also have the equivalent of 2000 dollars in your jumper steam account to go wild with. You also gain all comics/manga you had at any point in your life, including all those items that retell your adventures in different artistic styles.
Bolts - (100 NP/Free for Discount)
Doesn't count, it's only related to nuts by association. Anyway, you receive items to cover all your mechanical needs, it's a nice way to pass the time right? Post gauntlet you will find generic (by your standard) but advance specialized pieces for whatever ungodly machination you will eventually want to build.
The Boinker - (-200 NP/-100 NP for Discount)
For the times you are confronted with a overly perverted/horny individual, and you need them to chill the fuck out, or you just want to boink their head really hard. The boinker has your covered either way. This normal looking bat comes with two options that you can default by conscious intent: It either can "stun" the horny out of someone, causing them to reflect on their actions with their lust temporarily disabled for 24 hours but is otherwise harmless. The second option which causes extra damage and is the weakness of all things perverted, this would cause double the damage against anyone too weak willed to go through two days of this challenge, it would deal a magnitude more damage on creatures like hentai orcs/goblins, it would have a similar effect kryptonite has on the average kryptonian relative to a succubus/MGE monster girl, and if this bat touches Slaanesh, she'll dry up and explode in record time.
Motivation - (-400 NP/-200 NP) (Wooden Triangle Necklace)
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER! Anyway, you can request one, otherwise mundane, item that would now crystalize whatever you find to be the most motivational. Everytime you need it, and you glaze upon it, you will receive an entire instant flashback sequence to get you hyped, your hype and confidence will spike 200%, and you will reserve a personal boost of x2 to whatever attribute associated with what motivated you in the first place. Also this item will always conveniently be where you most need it to be for the sake of your motivation.
Maximum Nuts - (-600 NP/-300 NP for Discount)
Not to be confused with the Max Nut you could find in the land with the brother plumbers. But it does come with similar effects. You receive various nuts of three different levels, each rarer than the first. First you receive 20 "regular" Maximum Nuts, which fully heal you and one singular innate energy source of your choice, you recover all 20 of them per jump. Then you have the Maximuer Nuts, which not only does the same as its lesser counterparts, but also adds a permanent +200% for your health and all energy reserves, though that boost diminishes post jump. You regain one Maximuer Nut per jump and they can be stocked up, you can try to reproduce them on your own but they won't have the proper fiat they are supposed to have in the recipe. And finally… Comes the biggest nut of all! The Maximuest Nut! This is the definitive breed of nuts across all omniverse, you only gain ONE SINGULAR Maximuest Nut. PERIOD. With no way to recover. But true to its hyperbole sounding name; it is the ultimate nut you will ever find, giving you limitless power for one minute, power equal to an unquantifiable amount of all kinds of nuts, including the previous ones. This is the type of power that only thanks to fiat that a sparkless jumper could even hold for one minute, and one minute only. No, you can't do anything else or use another power/perk to prolong this effect, let alone replicate it, it's simply not within your reach until you get your spark. And as such, I can't describe how big of a power booster it is to you in a way you could make sense of it. It's the biggest of nuts.Rewards/Failures
Success:
Full 30 days
Congratulations! You did it! We can even arrange a evangelion styled congratulations feast with everyone who you imported as a companion here, or any local you befriended, whether they failed or succeeded irrelevant. Now, what does that get you?
Rewards
No Nutting! - The main theme here was self-control, if NNN has any actual goal, it's to detox yourself from masturbation… Or maybe you just edged yourself like a loon instead, which kinda defeats the purpose of doing it in the first place, but either way you gain this perk added to your body mod. From now on you have full immunity to any and all attempts at corrupting you via sexual perversion, you could invite the succubus queen and slaanesh directly into your mind/soul, have them fuse with the pre-retcon potara earrings, teach them the shadow clone jutsu, and let the fusion have a orgy inside of your very soul with the clones, and then afterwards you would not only remain sane but no degeneracy would affect you whatsoever. This extends to a lesser rate to other forms of corruption, you are thrice as hard to corrupt in your default state. To summarize it: Turning you into a raging demon would be more difficult, but turning you into a corrupted succubus would be outright impossible. And of course, with it comes saintly levels of control over your sexual drive. All of that is part of your bodymod.
Bragging Rights - You obtained a well of confidence, overwhelming you with smugness should you let it reach your actual head. You can use that to bully more effectively any horny bastard you encounter and gets in your way, haha, fucking loser coomers! This gets added to your bodymod as well.
Master Baiter - Were you expecting the final reward from this gauntlet to not be one final innuendo? Anyway, considering you were a good little jumper who lasted an entire month without being naughty, you now get to keep your hentai logic, up to your complete togglable control, as part of your bodymod. As Well as the ability to switch your genitalia freely, and being able to genderbend if you couldn't do that before. One final boon of this perk is that your sexual prowess stockpiles a lot faster, you can at will decide to turn on this boost, which would make you reach your "peak" far faster, basically the same amount of fluid you would have backed up during this entire month in a single day. Have fun with that.
One Full Year
What? You expected something more? That was a drawback. Fine, no need to give me the puppy dog eyes, I'll throw in +300 NP if you are going to look at me like that. You did just make the challenge x12(.16666…) times harder for yourself I suppose. Also even if you pass one month and then fail afterwards, you would just get the consolation from 25 to 29.999 Days should you fail completing the whole year. Don't look at me, nobody forced you to pick the drawback.
(Reward Purchases)
Nutty - (-100 NP)
You are an expert in all things nut related; from making food, raising nuts, nut variants, nut soil, and of course, making nuts jokes. This knowledge will expand in case the future worlds you travel to happen to have unique or even magical nuts.
My Lewd Sense Is Tingling - (-200 NP)
Jumpers may find themselves facing many threats, in specific for this perk;threats to their abstinence. While protecting yourself from such will be on you, you now have a sense when any individual, both of who you are aware of in general and they are aware of you, and/or who are close enough to be in the same building as you. You can vaguely sense their lewd intent towards either you or someone you care about/focus on, but with more practice and experience, you can pinpoint the nature of their perversion, who they are going to be targeting, and what fetish they would be going for. After one or two visits to particularly malicious hentai worlds, never again will any ugly bastard evade your senses by any means. Also this sense is EXTREMELY OBVIOUS should someone be wanting your booty directly, or wants to fuck you in general.