Majestria launched herself at Finn like a divine linebacker and tackled him straight to the floor, shaking the entire room like someone just dropped a wardrobe full of bowling balls.
Chaos immediately followed.
She straddled him and began smacking his face rapid-fire, like a cat slapping another cat during a turf war.
Smack! Smack! Smack! His cheeks were turning redder than a baboon's behind during mating season.
"STOP!!" Finn cried out, flailing like a fish with stage fright.
Chestelle panicked. She scurried over, grabbing at Majestria's arm, desperately trying to pull her off like a child breaking up a parental brawl—but gender-flipped and way more violent.
Meanwhile, Lickthorn watched with a glimmer in her eye—content, fascinated, and wiggling her ass with glee like she was watching two gorillas duke it out in a wildlife documentary narrated by Morgan Freeman. If Morgan Freeman had a foot fetish and a criminal record.