The atmosphere in the cinema was subtle and tense. Those not in the multiversal group chat—like the older version of Tony and Fat Thor—looked confused, while the younger Tony and his Thor, who were in the chat, appeared equally puzzled but for very different reasons.
Alex Ray's gaze was fixed on the group chat screen, which was currently flooded with Deadpool's outrageous messages.
(Thor) [I Am Not the God of Hammers]: Why is Thor crying?
(Pietro) [Takeout Specialist]: I didn't expect Deadpool to be a used car salesman in another world—and that world's on the brink of destruction.
(Tony) [So Broke I Only Have Money Left]: Happy rejected Deadpool's application to join the Avengers? Please, our Avengers aren't the ones he rejected!
(Magneto) [Make Mutants Great Again]: I didn't expect every mutant in that world to be dead. Even Jackman! Deadpool dug up his grave, damn it! Alex, come back fast. I'll call someone—we need to rescue what mutants are left and bring them here before that world collapses.
(Peter – Tobey's Version) [Try to Be Better]: Where's the Time Variance Authority? Is it real? What is the Void? What's an Anchored Person?
(Little Deadpool): There's nothing to eat here, no booze either. Jackman and I ran into two other versions of us. Total freaks. They… did things to each other. Blood everywhere. And the other Deadpool? Worse than me! I can't stand this. Come get us, quick. There are Deadpools and mutants everywhere! Damn, we've been caught!
The group chat turned chaotic. Everyone was now fully invested in Deadpool's multiversal disaster, throwing out theories and speculations like rabid fans after a post-credit scene.
From what Alex could piece together, the Deadpool and Wolverine from his Hell's Kitchen had somehow wandered into another mutant-dominated universe. Tragically, that universe's mutant population had already been decimated.
Apparently, Wolverine had expressed a morbid desire to see his own grave in that alternate world. Deadpool, being Deadpool, dragged him there—and just as they arrived, they spotted another version of Deadpool, in a familiar red mask, literally digging up the grave and swearing like a lunatic.
Wolverine flew into a rage. Grave desecration was never a good idea, especially not when the man in the grave was standing next to you.
Before they could throw down, dozens of shimmering orange light screens burst into view—TVA hunters, no doubt. Wolverine and Deadpool had no choice but to defend the masked idiot, who had apparently pissed off the Time Variance Authority.
To make things worse, this alternate Deadpool wasn't just wild—he was hot. He danced while killing people. And that infuriated Hell's Kitchen's Deadpool.
After hearing the whole mess, Alex Ray didn't hesitate. He turned to Doctor Strange and the others.
"Sorry, it seems we'll have to watch this movie another time. There's a situation back home," Alex said calmly, addressing the older version of Tony and the rest of their party.
Naturally, the older Tony didn't protest. After all, Alex and his team had already helped their universe resolve a major crisis. It would've been wrong to delay them further.
"If you ever need help from our universe, just say the word," said Old Tony solemnly.
Young Tony raised an eyebrow and smirked at his older self. "Did your Happy really reject a guy in red tights who talks non-stop about sex and murder from joining the Avengers?"
Old Tony blinked. "How should I know what Happy did? And who the hell is this guy in red tights? You mean... Spider-Man?"
"You take care of Morgan," Young Tony said softly, turning away.
And with that, the group returned to Hell's Kitchen.
Alex didn't rush off to save Deadpool right away. Neither Deadpool nor Wolverine were likely to die from the TVA's torture. At worst, they'd be brutalized a little. That wasn't urgent.
Besides, they needed rest. It had been a long day.
What did nag at Alex's mind was something far stranger. Loki, the so-called God of Stories, had supposedly destroyed the TVA. Yet, here it was again—alive, functional, stronger than before.
It didn't add up.
Could this be one of Loki's elaborate scripts? He was the God of Stories now, even if immobilized. Maybe he'd planned all this as some multiversal drama?
Or perhaps, even with Loki's transformation, the TVA hadn't actually disappeared. After all, Mobius and B-15 had survived. Their organization might still be clinging to life, even growing stronger in the shadows.
In truth, summoning Deadpool back wouldn't be hard. As long as Alex was nearby, Deadpool could return. But the issue wasn't Deadpool—it was King Kong. His "favorability rating" wasn't high enough. He might not survive the transfer.
Which meant Alex would need to personally go fetch them.
And honestly, he was curious. A whole Deadpool army? How could he resist?
One thing was certain—this world's Deadpool had crossed paths with another Deadpool. And that other one could only be the movie universe's Deadpool—the one known for breaking the fourth wall.
Alex had only seen two of the Deadpool movies. Neither involved grave robbing, so this scenario was completely off-script. No plot advantage this time.
He'd have to play it smart.
Somewhere in Space…
(The folks above probably don't realize this is my real Deadpool 3 debut. That's right. I haven't even seen the script yet! And here I am, appearing in fanfiction—for free. Zero royalties. I usually star in billion-dollar blockbusters funded by Disney and Xbox. Now I'm relegated to a cameo? Outrageous.)
An ugly man in red tights stared directly into the camera.
(Hey, ugly? That's rude. Who wrote that? Author, you wanna fight? And why am I speaking Mandarin now? That's weird. But whatever—I love my homeland! Love you all!)
"I'm your favorite merc with a mouth—Deadpool. Right now, I'm tied to a car with two Wolverines and another version of me who looks like garbage," he said dramatically.
"I am Marvel's Jesus!"
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