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Chapter 25 - Eeeek! A Pixie!

3rd Person Pov:

Later into the party, the mood was winding down, some folks already went home but most passed out drunk, I myself was enjoying some knight spider legs

Kaijuno:(Thank goodness the punishment took place before I went to Veldora's cave. At least I can chug on the non-alcoholic fruit juice without having to eat Lavandra's cooking.....but I'm still kinda salty that Benjamin dragged me into his mess. You know what?)

Kaijuno:Cameilla

Cameilla:hm? Yes Kaijuno-Sama?

Kaijuno:I've been thinking of making some changes, mainly with Benjamin's uniform

Cameilla: what do you have in mind?

To prevent anyone else from overhearing, I told Cameilla through thought communication

Cameilla: ...! Are you sure?

Kaijuno: Absolutely

Cameilla: Ara, I'll start designing it as soon as possible

Kaijuno:Great!

For the next day, the head figures gathered in the meeting room in town hall to go over what to do next

Rimuru: Alright, for how we will settle things with clayman we shall- hm!?

Kaijuno: ya noticed?

Rimuru: yep, seems we have visitors

Immediately as if it was in response, the scruffy Fuze appeared frantically

Fuze: Rimuru!

Rimuru: Yo Fuze, why are you here?

Fuze: To hold our end of the agreement of course. I was able to gather a small army of men. we're prepared to fight alongside you against Farmus

Rimuru: uh well, about that-

Kaijuno: We already dealt with Farmus already

Fuze: What!?

Kaijuno: Yeah, you guys were a bit slow

Yagami:(Notice, Gazel is approaching)

Kaijuno:(I can see how rimuru can find it annoying but knowing how unconventional it becomes when limited, I'll just keep Universal Detect as it is on default)

Yagami:(Correction, the data of universal detect was transferred to Humility King Mikael's Danger Awareness)

Kaijuno:(oh ok)

Rimuru: What's up Gazel!

Kaijuno:Heyo!

Gazel: Long time Juniors, I've heard the news. Kaijuno, you've truly become a demon lord?

Kaijuno:yeah...that's what happened

Fuze: Oi Oi, a demon lord!?

Rimuru: we were in a middle of meeting to discuss future plans

Gazel: Perfect I wish to take part in it then

Fuze: Wait! Hold on!

Yagami:(Notice, Erald is approaching)

Kaijuno:(Noted)

Rimuru: what?

Erald: well if it isn't the king who loves to live underground. Even I thought you wouldn't go siding with a demon lord of all people

Gazel: Oh it's you, the elves that love to live in high places. Was the air up there starting to become too good to breathe?

Kaijuno:(You could've trashed talk about how suffocating it gets the higher you go. You had something Gazel! But you blew it!)

Erald: As if, I came here in a artificial body, a homunculus l. I can't be too carful when meeting a demon lord. Who might these two be?

Rimuru: oh well, I'm Rimuru and this here is Kaijuno

Erald:!

Rimuru:?

Erald: You! You are the demon lord who seduced my daughter!

Kaijuno:(Stop yelling at me!)

Rimuru:Kaijuno, what did you do!?

Kaijuno: Excuse me! Unlike you, I'm not the perv-

Erald: You better hope you make peace! O flames, burn, dance, and rampage! Gather, flicker, and pour in a rain of-*restrained* w-what!

Leonardo: You not only dare to intrude uninvited but to also attempt to assault our lord. Regardless of who you are, you will be taken in as foreign terrorist

Kaijuno:(Thank goodness, some sense of reality)

Eren: wait wait! That idiot is my dad!

Erald:Eren! You're alright!

Eren: of course I am! Why the heck are you even going around casting nuclear magic!?

Erald:Oh it's just that I recieved a report that you were taken by a demon lord so I couldn't help panicking

Kaijuno/Rimuru:(Couldn't help it, my ass!)

Gazel: I see your overprotectiveness clouds your mind as usual

Erald: I'm not overprotective!

Eren: Rimuru! Kaijuno! I'm so sorry, this idiot here is my father as well as the archduke of the Sorcerous Dynasty of Thalion. He's Erald Grimwald, of course he is sorry for his completely foolish act, RIGHT?

Erald: ah-right, my apologies for my inappropriate actions and just as my daughter said, I'm Erald Grimwald but please just call me Erald

Rimuru: so is Eren-san the only reason you're here?

Erald: well no, I was sent here to see the new demon lord with my own two eyes

Rimuru: Well, we were about to continue a meeting how about you join us

Erald: If I am permitted, then I'll gladly join....but please untie me first

Kaijuno:...*sigh* release him Leonardo

Leonardo: Are you sure

Kaijuno: If he tries something again, we'll do the Ol' Phobio and just kick him and his group out. It'll be on him, not us

Leonardo: Understood

Veldora; Yo Little Bro! I just finished this volume, ya got any more?

Rimuru: Not now, I have guest to deal with

Fuze: Rimuru, who is this?

Rimuru; Oh well don't freak out but this guy here is my and Kaijuno's older brother, Veldora

Gazel/Erald:VELDORA!?

Fuze: *Passes out*

Gazel:I need an explanation!

Erald: So do I!

Kaijuno: Welp, I'll let you handle this one Rimuru

Rimuru: Wait, hold on!

Kaijuno: We have more attendees than expected, someone gotta show them to the meeting area in the backyard and besides, you're more suited for these type of situations

Rimuru:(I can't believe you're leaving me in the dust!)

Kaijuno:byyyyye...

Rimuru:....

Gazel: start explaining

Erald: NOW

RImuru:ehehe....

*Some Time Later*

Kaijuno's Pov

I escorted the foreign representatives to meeting area in the back of town hall while sending a thought communication to everyone else to meet me there. Once we all arrived, Erald, Gazel, and Rimuru followed as well with the ladder looking worn out. It was say to I was glad to avoid the lecture from both of them

Rimuru explained our reincarnation and everything that led up to now. I was practically bored for the entirety of it and sit silently and made it looked like I was listening to all of it but really, I had Episode 25 of the Trash Taste podcast on full volume for the entirety of it.

I lowered it when it seemed like they were beginning their talks about the Western Holy Church

Rimuru: So I really have no chance of negotiating with them, huh? If the Western Holy Church designates us as enemies of God, Hinata will go along with that, right?

Fuze: that would be the case

Kaijuno:(Activate Mikael)

Yagami:(Humility King Mikael Activated)

Kaijuno: then I have a proposal to make

Rimuru:what's up?

Kaijuno: The only major news from us is my accension to a demon lord and Veldora's revival correct?

Rimuru: Yeah?

Kaijuno: ok so, there's news on the two of us but none in regards to you though. So in other words, we should keep the news of your survival to ourselves from any of the farthest nations.

Rimuru: why would we need to do that?

Kaijuno: if how you describe her is correct, then we should stall a confrontation against her as much as we can get away with. Sure the Western Holy Church would likely send more troops as soon as possible, but the likelihood of Hinata stepping in is low if she is already satisfied. But if she's aware that you did infact survived, then I could see her taking action to finish the job

Rimuru: You're sure it would be necessary, I would still rather try to reason with her

Kaijuno: Given how you describe your previous interaction, I wouldn't put it pass her to still not be in a reasoning mood. Plus it's better safe to keep your best cards hidden.

Rimuru: Eeeh.....I'll consider it, but I still want to be for the possibility of talking this out

Kaijuno: ok

Yagami:(Question, is this really necessary?)

Kaijuno:(Nope, but if they really don't know beforehand, then the reveal of Rimuru's survival would be glorious. Hinata would probably have to come here to apologize to me for killing rimuru, only to instead be surprised that rimuru is still alive. And I get to have a front row seat to their duel, not lifting a finger. It would be cinematic!)

Yagami:(*sigh*... you're such a dork)

Kaijuno:(what?)

Yagami:(what)

Kaijuno:(...)

Yagami:(...)

Diablo:Kufufu.Rimuru-Sama, if you were to permit me. I shall dispose of this Hinata pest

Rimuru: Wait wait, that's a bit too rash

Lavandra: Exactly, you're not cut out for this. Kaijuno-Sama, I'd gladly take on Hinata if permitted

Diablo: apologizes, but I'm sure I can handle her more effectively than you can

Lavandra: Oh! Are you really saying you're stronger than-

Rimuru/Kaijuno:Knock it off!

Just as this was settled we noticed how Veldora was just about to get into it as well. The both of us gave him a stare of shame. it was super effective!

Rimuru:Veldora, you can't be serious

Kaijuno: How could you

Veldora: N-n-no, I was simply about to interfere like you two did. I wasn't gonna offer to fight hinata

Rimuru: I have no intentions to fight hinata, got it!

Veldora: aaaaaaw

Rimuru: Don't give me that. Anyways back to where we-

Out of nowhere, being of unimaginable existence. Something so horrific! So unimaginable! So teeny that they could fit in a sock. It was a pixie but not just any pixie but the spirit queen herself, Ramiris

Ramiris: I heard what's going on, your country-

Out of fright and reflexes, I grabbed a fly swatter out of stomach and began swatting away at the terrorizing tiny tim

Kaijuno:AAAH! A TINY FLYING PERSON! KILL IT! KILL IT!

Ramiris; Ah! No please, I'm just a cute little fairy!

Rimuru: Kaijuno! Chill! It's just Ramiris

Ramiris: what do you mean "Just Ramiris"?

Kaijuno:Hey! You'd freak out too if you saw a small rat crawling around your house

Ramiris: How dare you! I'm not a rat!

Rimuru:Well she's a demon lord so you can't go off killing her. Put down the fly swatter

Kaijuno: Ugh, I can see why. Her abnormal smallness makes her look freaky as hell to be anything but a demon lord

Ramiris:Hey!

Rimuru:Ramiris why are you even here?

Ramiris: Well what I was about to say before I was attacked was that your country, it's doomed to fall!

Rimuru:EH!?

Everyone:W-WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?

Kaijuno:(too loud)

Rimuru: ok Ramiris, clue me in on it later, Veldora can you keep Ramiris busy?

Ramiris:Veldora!?

Veldora:I'm kinda busy solving this mystery manga

Rimuru: that one? the killer is-

Kaijuno:Actually! can you spoil him in private, I want to figure it out too

Rimuru:you're interested in it too?

Kaijuno: Not by much, but I'll take any form of entertainment

Veldora: You know what! Sure! Sure! I'll keep an eye Ramiris

Upon realizing who is right in front of her, Ramiris collapses out of shock

Kaijuno: Can we just hide her in trash bin?

Rimuru: NO!

Kaijuno: Sorry, I just can't stand how horrifying she is

Rimuru: You're really horrified of a small fairy?

Kaijuno: Exactly, because she's too small. Do you not know how uncomfortable it would be to have her tiny fingers poke me? it would horrible!

Rimuru: just-*inhale* nevermind, I apologize for that detour everyone. Let's continue our discussion

Everyone: Nods

Rimuru: Time for some real buisness. This is how we're going to make our announcement to the public. It'll be known that Kaijuno is a demon lord but we won't reveal how he awakened. We'll say that the greedy king of Falmuth sent an army to attack tempest, began a war but lost.

But rather than being wiped out by a new demon lord, they'll be more prone to believe that the army was naturally defeated in battle. Following the battle, the massive number of casualties in the Falmuth army was enough to break Veldora's seal, reviving him

Then Youm and Kaijuno worked together at the cost of many sacrifices, convinced Veldora, and made a deal by calming his rage and honoring him as a guardian. This will give some merit for Kaijuno while also framing Falmuth as the bad guys

Gazel: I could see this being the most preferable choice to make, people would be more willing to believe that the might of the catastrophe class storm dragon ended the war between two nations.

Veldora: ah, I see you're someone with wise judgement if you're able to recognize that I'm a genius

RImuru: He never called you a genius

Erald: I'm in favor of this as well. It's better to have this scenerio than admit that my daughter was the reason a new demon lord had been made

Rimuru: This comes with multiple advantages too. The other demon lord who would be wary would only consider Veldora to be the only threat while keeping the other nations from considering to attack if we are allies with Veldora.

Kaijuno: In addition, they'll think that I'm the only one around the strength of a demon lord instead of knowing that Rimuru is similar in strength to me

Rimuru: Yup,You cool with it Veldora? This plan does saddle a lot on you

Veldora: It's not biggie honestly. Such trivial things as reputation never concerned me, plus you're my little brother, you can use the name of the storm dragon as you wish

Rimuru: Awesome

Kaijuno:....Personally, I kinda want to take the credit of killing thousands of soldiers

Rimuru: You can't be serious!?

Kaijuno: Only half serious. Having the first known thing you achieved as a demon lord being the destruction of a whole army has it's own merits

Kaijuno:(But really it just sounds super badass, plus I want to have some horor to my name if I am demon lord. I got the opportunity be an evil demon lord, I gotta play the part)

Rimuru: You'll have enough merit with what we planned out. You shouldn't make such reckless moves for your satisfaction Kaijuno

Kaijuno:...right

After the mild scolding, I simply kept my mouth shut till Erald ask me directly

Erald: I have reached my conclusion, but before I give it. I wished to ask one more question

Eren: Come on, Dad. Stop putting on airs and just give your answer already

Kaval: wait, you shouldn't say that

Gido: That's right, He's trying to look presentable infront of everyone

Eren: He lost that chance when he tried to blow everyone into smithereens

I gave Rimuru a side eye, saliency asking to release my haki. He nodded me in approval but gave a stern look to say to not over do it. I gave an eyeroll in response. I grabbed my mask and slightly moved it off of my face but still keeping it covered while still having my Monster King Haki being released. Rimuru following by releasing his Demon Lord Haki

Erald:(The aura of a demon lord. It's so intense)

Rimuru: We're listening, Erald

Kaijuno: We're all ears

Erald: Lord Rimuru and Demon Lord Kaijuno, what I wish to ask is this. What do you wish to do with your new found powers of a demon lord?

RImuru: Huh? that's it?

Erald:yes

Rimuru: that's easy, I want to create a world that's comfortable to live in, the way I like it. A prosperous world where as many people as possible can always be smiling

Erald: Do you really think you can create such a dream world in reality

Rimuru: That's what this power is for. Ideals without power to back them up are a joke, and power without ideals is just empty

Erald: I see. What about you Demon Lord Kaijuno

Kaijuno: hmmmmm, I guess to just beat up clayman. I don't got anything else besides that

Everyone:...

Erald: That? That's really it? You now hold the power to change the world. Wouldn't you wish to make use of it

Kaijuno: yeah. I didn't became a demon lord to change the world. This was all out of necessity and I have yet to wrap things up. After I settled things with clayman, life will just continue on as it had before. I'll leave all the ambitious ventures for Rimuru to deal with

Rimuru: (Seriously)

Erald:...Ha! Both of you were far from what I expected.A person with such deep karma and a Demon Lord who has no need for ambition. Delightful! I can now see why you awakened

Satisfied with our responses, Erald bow down followed by Kaval's party. He humbly requested to establish a diplomatic relationship between Sarion and Tempest to which we accepted. With this, the current meeting was slowly drawn to a close

Kaijuno: Alright, Napolean

Napoleon: Hai

Kaijuno: This is issue with Clayman is now war and we'll be winning it

Napoleon: Now that's what I was waiting for

Benjamin:(YES!)

Rimuru:As for you Three Beastketeers and the other beast warriors...

Albis: We'll be under your command

Suphia:Yep!

Gazel: Are you sure you can win this though?

Kaijuno: Clayman has been constantly causing us trouble and will likely continue doing so if we don't do anything in response. He messed around and now he's gonna find out

Erald: Yeah but it's nothing simple either. Clayman is a Demon Lord who ruled for many centuries and commands lots of majins

Rimuru: That doesn't mean anything to us. It's a matter of quality over quantity that will get us victory

Erald: Goodness, as if my common sense wasn't already shattered

After settling the current subjects, we decided to finally tackle the matter of why Ramiris is here

Beretta: Rimuru-Sama, allow me to congratulate you on your evolution

Kaijuno:(That's Beretta?.....that golem design looks awesome in person! Although I guess it's my first time seeing a golem but she looks great for one. Or is it a she? Lot's of folk referred Beretta as a he but they have a feminine voice. To think I would find someone who's gender identity is more confusing than Rimuru)

Rimuru: Ramiris, if you don't tell me why you're here, I'll spoil the manga

Ramiris: HAI! Ahem. I'll say it once more. This country, Tempest, is doomed to fall!....Heh! Are you suprised

Rimuru: No you already said it earlier

Ramiris; Yeah, well I came here cause I didn't want Tempest to fall. be grateful

Rimuru: okay but why is it doomed though?

Ramiris: Don't panic! Just calm down!

Rimuru: I finished panicking earlier

Ramiris: On Demon Lord Clayman's proposal

Rimuru: Clayman?

Ramiris: Walpurgis has been set to happen!!!

Rimuru:....What's Walpurgis?

Ramiris: WHAT!? It's the banquet of the Demon Lords. It's a very rare event where all of the Demon Lords attend to. That's what Walpurgis is

Rimuru: So what exactly happens in Walpurgis?

Ramiris: Well, it's an event where the Demon Lords get together to drink while discussing urgent reports and amusing topics. Technically it's nothing dramatic

Kaijuno: (Basically the world's most dangerous tea party)

Rimuru: If it's nothing dramatic then what's there to worry about?

Ramiris: You're not getting it! It's about what they're gonna talk about

Rimuru: what you mean? What are they gonna talk about?

Ramiris: Carrion's betrayal, Milim's rampage but mainly the appearance of a new proclaimed demon lord named Kaijuno Tempest. Guessing by the last name, you are associated with them

Rimuru: Yeah, he's right here

Ramiris: You!?

Kaijuno: yep

Ramiris: eeeeeh, I dunno about it. For a demon lord, you look more on the teener side

Rimuru/Kaijuno: (Are you in any place to say that)

Phobio Hold on! Carrion-Sama's betrayal!? What do you mean by that!?

Ramiris: Who are these guys?

Rimuru: Carrion's Three Beastketeers

Albis: What betrayal could Carrion-Sama have committed?

Ramiris: Clayman claimed that Carrion broke the non-aggression pact with the Great Forest of Jura that resulted in Milim rampaging in Eurazania. Not before this, Carrion had also apparently informed you about a majin named Mjurran that works for Clayman to who was killed by Kaijuno

Kaijuno: So let me guess, this yet another scheme to take over the Forest of Jura

Ramiris: Seriously!? Why are you so calm for such a serious situation! Carrion was defeated by Milim and now Clayman's troops are ordered to deploy to Eurazania!

Kaijuno: I'm pretty much jaded at this point. Plus it's not like what he's saying is even true

Ramiris: Huh?

Rimuru: Yeah, Kaijuno never killed Mjurran

Ramiris: what do you mean by that?

Rimuru: I meant clayman is just making it up

Ramiris: Well do you have any proof?

Mjurran: Um, Lady Ramiris, I'm the majin Mjurran

Ramiris:Eh?

Mjurran: I'm Mjurran

Ramiris: Huh? Hmmmmmmmmmmm... Ah! I get it now! So clayman was lying!

Rimuru: yup

Ramiris: Clayman! You thought you could fool me! But the Great Detective Ramiris cannot be fooled! I'm the Spirit Queen and despite how I look, I possess the wisdom of many long years! Just like a grandma...

There was only silence to this response, much to the frustration of Ramiris

Ramiris: THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU SAY I'M TOO CUTE TO BE A GRANDMA!!!

Kaijuno: You're not cute at all!

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