A Yandere's ultimate dream is to marry her man and live a happy, lovely, dovely life with him forever after, maybe even raise a couple of children together, although that depends on how messed up the Yandere was.
Despite becoming a Goudere, Kalawarna's life goals, even if they changed a little, stayed mostly the same. She still dreamed of marrying Yusuke and living a very long and happy life with him, traveling the world, and doing all sorts of little silly things with him.
Because of what she did in the past, attacking Yusuke, kidnapping Aika, and even trying to kill her, she felt unworthy of something like that. She was already more than satisfied with just having taken these pictures of the two of them as a married couple. In fact, she was downright smug about it, since she was certain this was the first time Yusuke ever took pictures like that in his entire life.
So when she heard Yusuke talking about real things, her mind did not blank out like it usually did when he teased her. On the contrary, it sharpened. Her imagination jumped straight to the scene of the two of them wearing wedding outfits just like earlier, only this time they stood in a large castle garden, surrounded by all their friends who were cheering for them while they made their vows and kissed each other.
'I love you, let's marry.'
'I can't wait to marry you for real, Kalawarna.'
Just like any other Yandere, her mind started conjuring lines Yusuke never said at all. Her eyes turned into bright pink heart shapes, and her long blue hair floated as if an invisible aura lifted it. She wrapped herself around him like a hungry anaconda, "Is it true? Can I really marry you?!"
Although Yusuke had long stopped treating her as his slave and treating Raynare as his human toilet, and although the other women no longer discriminated against them, the two of them still felt inferior and minded it deeply.
[You need to mind what you are saying, stupid cunt, you pressed the wrong switch.] The system snickered at him, her voice sharp with irritation. [Why would you even consider the idea of marrying a woman like her in the first place? Tsk. Useless cunt, this must be your abandonment issues acting again!]
'That is none of your business. I can marry whoever I want. It is not like you are the one I am going to marry!' Yusuke retorted coldly. The words he said to Kalawarna earlier simply slipped out before he even noticed, and the first thing he did afterward was reach out and pat her head.
The first rule to survive a yandere is to pat her head. Head pats always work.
"What I want to say is that sometime in the future, you and I will indeed get married. After all, you are my cute, lovely woman. Even if you are sometimes crazy, I like that part of you as well." Yusuke watched her face melt under his head pats. He paused for a moment to figure out the right words before speaking again.
He simply said what he truly felt. It was inevitable that one day he would have to marry all the women in his Yandere harem, although that day was still far away for now.
"Fufufu, marrying Yusuke," Kalawarna did not care about the timing at all. What mattered was that Yusuke, her man, her master, her God, was willing to marry her! "Fufufu! Hahaha, hehehehehehe~!" She started with a soft chuckle, then it twisted into a creepy laughter that echoed around them. Everyone nearby froze on the spot, feeling a cold shiver running down their spines.
"Is this considered a proposal? Does this mean I am the first woman you proposed to?" Her breathing grew heavier the more she clung to that idea. Heat bubbled low in her stomach, and as if something inside her flipped, love juice slid from her love place and trailed down her thighs.
"You could say that," Yusuke replied, blinking his eyes.
"Wonderful, so wonderful! To think that a sinful woman like me can attain such happiness!" Kalawarna tilted her head back and whispered in an unnervingly slow and creepy voice. Then she turned her gaze back to Yusuke and added, "I saw a love hotel on the way here, let's..."
"Darling, I found you!" A clear, lively voice suddenly interrupted her. Irina came running toward them, her twintails bouncing in the air as she waved her hands excitedly. Completely ignoring Kalawarna as if she were invisible, she threw herself at Yusuke. "You are so mean, darling! How could you leave so suddenly?!"
'She did it on purpose,' Yusuke thought, glancing at the girl clinging to him. She had clearly been waiting for the perfect moment to ruin their moment.
[Yes, she did on purpose.] The system confirmed.
"You and Xenovia seemed too busy catching up, so I figured I should give you both some space," Yusuke replied, keeping an eye on Kalawarna's reaction.
"Thot!" As expected, Kalawarna's anger flared. She grabbed Irina by the collar and yanked her away from Yusuke. "Get away from my man!"
She was furious, absolutely furious that this bitch had ruined her special moment with Yusuke. They were just about to spend the whole day having hot, sloppy sex after her man's marriage proposal. Did this bitch even understand how important that was to her?! That was a once-in-a-lifetime moment!!!
"Kyaah!" Irina let herself get thrown without resistance. She even exaggerated the fall and rolled on the ground a couple of times just to look more pitiful. For good measure, she squeezed out a tear and whimpered, "Darling, it hurts!"
[Bitch!]
"Bitch!" The system and Kalawarna shouted at the same time. "Are you looking to die?!"
"Darling, this woman is bullying me!" Irina curled up on the ground, pointing at her. Her red, teary eyes made her look incredibly pitiful, like a girlfriend being tormented by the legal fiancée of a CEO in a K-drama.
"Get up," Yusuke said, ignoring her pitiful expression, and helped her to her feet. He then turned to Kalawarna, giving her a helpless look.
Before he could speak, Kalawarna cut him off. "It seems our little date has come to an end." She leaned in, giving him a light peck on the lips, then stepped back and winked at him. "I'll be waiting for you at home. Be sure to come back early. I'll be preparing a surprise for you, so please look forward to it~!"
"...Sure," Yusuke said, pausing in surprise before answering. He honestly thought she would snap in anger, so her reaction completely caught him off guard. "Let's have another date sometime, just the two of us."
"Yes!" Kalawarna froze for a split second, her face lighting up as she nodded. "See you later, husband~!" She emphasized the word husband, deliberately glancing at Irina with a provocative smirk.
'As expected, Gouderes are the best!' Yusuke thought, glancing at Kalawarna's fading figure among the crowd. She understood that he was trying to tame Irina and Xenovia and, despite her own dissatisfaction, prioritized his needs, and that made her the best!
If she were a Yandere, hell would have broken loose instead. She would have made a scene and beaten the shit out of Irina for daring to ruin her date, and rightfully so.
"Tsk!" Irina narrowed her eyes at Kalawarna and clicked her tongue in annoyance. This fallen angel was smarter than she expected. Even after being provoked to this point, she hadn't snapped.
She had originally planned to make Kalawarna lose her shit and snap at her, so she could act pitiful and gain Yusuke's sympathy. But neither happened. Kalawarna didn't react the way she expected, and Yusuke didn't even seem concerned about her. It seemed both of them had seen through her plan. 'As expected of my darling, he's so smart!'
"Darling, you can't just keep staring at another woman when another girl is with you, ya know?" Irina smoothed her face into a cute pout and nudged Yusuke a few times. "I'll forgive you this once if you agree to go on a walk with me~!"
"A walk?" Yusuke asked.
"Yes! Just the two of us! It's like a date, hehehe!" Without waiting for him to agree, she grabbed his hand and started walking. "I used to live in this town when I was young. I wonder how many things have changed since I left."
Because of her father's work and her church training, when she was still a kid, her family had moved from Kuoh Town to Europe.
"Alright," Yusuke agreed, following her. At the same time, he kept glancing at the system window.
[Irina Shidou's submission: 60 (Possessive)]
Perhaps it was because of the death of God, which made her even more dependent on and obsessed with him. Her and Xenovia's submission rose by 10 points without him even doing anything.
'Well, she is much easier to deal with than Rias and Koneko, who are so freaking stubborn!' he thought to himself.
She was mostly harmless if he ignored her clumsy attempts to deceive and manipulate him. The only notable thing about her and Xenovia was how naturally talented they were at pushing things their way. Just now, she had smoothly gotten Yusuke to agree to a walk with her, and Xenovia had done the same when trying to get him into bed.
"This is the park I used to play in when I was young! How nostalgic!" Reaching a small playground, Irina pulled Yusuke toward a swing. "Back then, I didn't have many friends, so I used to play with Issei, but that dumb guy actually thought I was a boy!"
"Can you believe it? That stupid guy! Even if I used to wear only boys' clothes, anyone with functioning eyes would know how to tell a boy from a girl!" She puffed her cheeks, clearly upset at being mistaken for a boy. Sitting on the swing, she asked, "I don't look like a boy to you, right, darling?"
"Yeah, yeah, you don't look like a boy at all," Yusuke said, using his most useful skill, head pats, to calm her. "There's no way a cute girl like you could ever look like a boy."
"Cute! Hehehe~! Of course I am cute!" Irina squinted her eyes in delight, letting out a silly laugh. But her laughter didn't last long. With a downcast expression, she glanced at the ground, staring at the sand beneath her feet with vacant eyes. She whispered, "Darling, if you think I'm cute, then why are you still seeking other girls?"
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