"Only a few dozen more 'gifts' left then?" Asmodeus rolled his golden eyes and asked, "What's up, Jabba?"
Bib Fortuna wasn't there, but a few assorted slave girls were massaging his blubbery, slimy body with all their strength.
"Javra tells me you need money for a custom 'Cruiser'..." Those orange eyes leered at him, "With a deck big enough to hold a Sarlacc. I only hope you're not thinking about stealing from me… Asmodeus."
"Sarry belongs to 'me', Jabba." Asmodeus glared and the whole shuttle shook violently, though he was obviously way too far away to reach the annoying bastard this time.
"Sarry? You even named it! Hoohohohohahahah~!" Jabba's wide mouth looked somewhat happy for a moment, before scowling again.
"Little Sith… Don't be too arrogant. Even during the Sith Empire, your kind still had to be careful in Hutt Space."
"I have no idea if that's true or not, but do you really 'want' me to be careful?"
"Heheh~!" Eldra was hugging his side with her tentacles still wrapped around his neck, "The Sith are the most terrifying when they're hiding in the darkness… Watching and waiting for you to let down your guard."
"That's true." Asmodeus smirked and reached down to hold her waist. After all, she was the one holding the projector.
"I don't know why you care about the Sarlacc, but I am happy to know this…" Jabba chuckled, taking another long hit from his bong and breathing out a sigh of relief.
"It means you have an obvious weakness. One which anyone could exploit, for the right price."
"Yeah, the price of being hunted by a vengeful Sith lunatic like me."
Asmodeus smiled, "And as long as something happens to Sarry, you know exactly who I'll find first, right? So it's better if we just don't fuck with each other. I don't really wanna go all the way to the Dark Side if I can avoid it."
"I agree." Jabba nodded with that fat, wrinkly giant head, "Now I know where to find you when I need your 'services'."
"Pretty much."
"I'll contact you again soon."
"Really wish you didn't."
The projector hung up from the other side. Then the two of them frowned and looked at each other.
"Master… What should we do?" Shmi couldn't help asking, while looking back towards the lounge.
"What else?" With a long sigh, Asmodeus smirked again, "Guess it's finally time to move."
"How the hell are we supposed to 'move' Sarry? She has to weigh hundreds of tons!"
Even though the Sarlacc is 100 meters long, the body actually has a lot of hollow space. At most, she weighs 200-500 tons. Far more than their two little ships could haul though. Not to mention digging her out of the ground.
"Don't underestimate my wife. She's a lot stronger than she looks."
"I never said she looks weak! I don't even know 'what' a Sarlacc really looks like!"
"So… You're about to find out."
It only took a few more minutes before they reached the Great Pit of Carkoon. Fortunately Jabba didn't seem to want to take things too far. Otherwise there would already be an ambush waiting for them. The only ship in the area was the YT-1300, which wasn't quite as shiny as it used to be, but still looked pretty good for getting sandblasted for over a month. Not to mention all the battles before.
'Deus~!'
"Hey, Sarry. Are you ready?"
Holding the naked, scrawny green Rodian girl in his arms, the black-robed 'boy' quickly walked over to the scary hole in the dry, cracked ground. Ra probably would have been afraid if she was conscious enough to understand what was happening.
'Now?'
"Can't put this shit off any longer, Sarry."
'I see…"
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