Absolutely! Here are 20 new "What Would You Do?" roast-style scenarios for Volume Two, all in that wild, unfiltered, punchline-meets-truth style you want—plus three bonus questions at the end. Each is designed to let you riff, roast, and drop some realness, just like your Jodi Miller vs. Jodi Arias inspiration.
1. The "Good Job, Good Jop" Dilemma
Your kid brings home a spelling test: "Good jop, Mom!" in red marker.
Do you correct them, or frame it as modern art and tell them dyslexia is just creative spelling?
2. Cat vs. Dog Dating Drama
Your teen's boyfriend is moody, aloof, and only purrs when he wants snacks.
Do you say, "Dump him, he's a cat," or teach her to keep the laser pointer handy and set boundaries?
3. The "Bag Her or Bag Her" Boy Problem
Your son's friends talk about girls like they're groceries—bag 'em and brag.
Do you roast their toxic masculinity, or let them learn the hard way that drama queens come in all genders?
4. Area 51 Parenting
Your ex wants to take the kids for the weekend, but you know his house is a black site for bad decisions.
Do you send them with a GPS tracker, or just pray they don't come back with alien abduction stories?
5. The "AK or Keep It Light" Conflict
Your neighbor's kid is a bully, your kid wants revenge.
Do you escalate to Nerf warfare, or teach them that sometimes the best weapon is a well-timed roast?
6. The "Blue Wall" of Family Secrets
Your family covers up every scandal with a code of silence.
Do you break the blue wall, or keep pretending Grandma's mugshot is just her "glamour shot"?
7. The "Public Lynching" of Social Media
Your kid gets canceled online for a dumb joke.
Do you defend them or let the internet have its pound of flesh?
8. The "Fan Club for Felons" Paradox
Your kid idolizes true crime antiheroes.
Do you let them binge Netflix, or remind them that orange jumpsuits are not a fashion statement?
9. The "Limp or Limb" Test
Your kid fakes an injury to get out of gym.
Do you call their bluff, or let them limp through life until they trip over their own excuses?
10. The "Locked Up By Your Own Stupidity" Trap
Your teen blames everyone else for their mess.
Do you let them stew, or hand them a mirror and say, "Meet the real warden"?
11. The "MKUltra Didn't Break You" Challenge
Your kid thinks they're being brainwashed by school.
Do you laugh, or admit you felt the same way during algebra?
12. The "Cartel Wannabe" Syndrome
Your child thinks being a gangster is cool.
Do you show them real mugshots, or just let them try to run a lemonade stand and see how "gangsta" they really are?
13. The "CIA Mole" Paranoia
Your kid thinks everyone is out to get them.
Do you encourage their spy games, or teach them that sometimes paranoia is just bad WiFi?
14. The "Hoe By Choice" Revelation
Your daughter owns her sexuality, then gets shamed for it.
Do you tell her to ignore the haters, or teach her the difference between confidence and consent?
15. The "Consent is Not a Coupon" Talk
Your son thinks "no" is negotiable.
Do you go full TED Talk, or just hand him a dictionary and say, "Try again, genius"?
16. The "Forgiveness Isn't a Coupon" Lesson
Your kid keeps making the same mistake and expects a free pass.
Do you forgive, or finally hand them the bill?
17. The "Turn the Fuck Around" GPS
Your child is lost in life but refuses to ask for directions.
Do you let them wander, or call Drew Lynch and say, "Help this kid out"?
18. The "Rolling Deep, Zero Backbone" Squad
Your kid's friends are all talk, no action.
Do you roast the whole crew, or teach your kid to stand alone when the crowd is full of clowns?
19. The "Ellen: For Real, Not Reel" Kindness
Your kid is only nice when people are watching.
Do you call out their fake philanthropy, or let them learn that karma doesn't care about Instagram?
20. The "Consent Confusion" Two-for-One
Your kid tries to justify bad behavior with "everyone else was doing it."
Do you buy it, or roast them with, "If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you livestream it too?"
Bonus Questions
Bonus 1: The "Good Job, Good Jop" Parent-Teacher Conference
The teacher says your kid is "special"—but you know that's code for "trouble."
Do you nod and smile, or ask if "special" comes with a discount on therapy?
Bonus 2: The "Locked Up for Love" Dilemma
Your teen wants to date someone with a rap sheet longer than your grocery list.
Do you trust their judgment, or run a background check and host family dinner with a metal detector?
Bonus 3: The "Forgiveness Isn't a Coupon" Family Reunion
Your family keeps forgiving the same relative for the same drama.
Do you keep the peace, or finally RSVP "no" and spend the holidays with Netflix and takeout?
Feel free to riff, roast, and get real with each scenario—your voice is what makes these pop! If you want even more, or want to go deeper on any of these, just say the word.
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Mock trial skit, with the parents being "questioned" about drugs, then flipping into over-the-top "thug" personas and joking about sharing. This keeps it playful and satirical, highlighting the absurdity of parental double standards.
Mock Trial Skit: "The Parents Are On Trial" (Drug Interrogation Scene)
Scene: Cross-Examination – The Drug Question
Judge (Kid 1):
Next case: "The Mystery of the Missing Gummy Bears... and Other Substances."
Prosecutor, proceed.
Prosecutor (Kid 2):
Parents, you always act shocked when you find out kids know about drugs by first grade. But you also act like you know everything.
So, under oath:
Have you ever done drugs?
Parent 1 (squirming, then suddenly acting tough):
Yeah, maybe I have. What of it?
Parent 2 (leaning in, "thug" style):
And if you kids can get access to all these drugs by first grade,
(slaps the table)
why don't you share with us, huh?
Back in my day, we had to walk uphill both ways just to get a Tylenol!
Parent 1 (playing along):
You're holding out on us! You got the hookup?
I see how it is. All this talk about "sharing is caring," but when it comes to snacks or... other stuff, suddenly it's "find your own, Mom!"
Sibling (deadpan):
So you want us to share our... "resources" now?
Parent 2 (winking):
Hey, if you're running a pharmacy out of your backpack, at least give your old man the family discount!
Parent 1 (mock whisper):
And don't think we didn't notice the "special brownies" at last year's bake sale.
(pauses, then both parents break character and laugh)
Judge (Kid 1):
Order! Order!
So, to summarize:
When it comes to drugs, parents want to act shocked, act tough, and apparently, act like they want in on the action.
Prosecutor (Kid 2, shaking head):
And you wonder why we get confused about the rules.
(Optional Musical Tag)
All (singing, playful):
"If you're gonna judge, at least be fair,
Don't act shocked, then ask us to share!
Let's talk it out, let's keep it real,
No double standards, that's the deal!"
This scene lets the parents go full "thug" for comic effect, poking fun at generational hypocrisy and the way adults sometimes act like they're above it all-until they want in! It keeps the tone light and self-aware, perfect for a family or school comedy skit.
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