HERODUDE KAGE CHAPTER 29
"Y'ALL GOTTA RUN—-
KABOOM—
The lava blasts straight down and destroys the whole museum.
Inside the Lava
We see HeroDude stranded in the middle of the Lava. Luckily, he was able to Kompoze a force feild for him and the cops to keep them safe.
He looks around and sees that the force fields are already slowly melting away.
"I don't know much longer these force fields will last."
The high cops look around confused.
"Yo chat….I think we reached a new high"
HeroDude turns and quickly smacks the weed out of the cops hands
"Could y'all give a crap about your jobs for a second!? Like bruh?! How you smoking on the clock while there's people out there that could REALLY use some cops to help em out.
"How would they feel if the closest dispatchable cops are out here getting higher than a mothatruckin" roller coaster?"
The cops look at each other confused.
"Bruh. What is a mothertruck?"
HeroDude throws his hands in the air
"THAT'S NOT THE POINT! Man, ever mind. Y'all no help. Lucky I ain't a snitch."
The force feilds start to melt
"Alright….no need to panic..you've been in hot weathers before. Just need to find out what to make…I could make something to fly to the surface and ride on the lava with a surfboard."
He smirks
"That gotta get me some arua points. But i don't know the inner parts of anything that can fly well enough for that to happen"
For HeroDude's Kompoze to work, he'll need to understand everything about what exactly he is trying to fuse together…. That is until….
One of the cops looks at HeroDude, thinking.
"Bro what?"
HeroDude looks back
"What?"
The cop steps forward
"You one of em reality people right?"
"Reality…sorcerers yeah."
"And you can make stuff form other stuff right? Like, you the HeroGuy right?"
"Hero…Dude yes."
"Bruh. You need to know the inside of something to make the s**t? Bruh, I'm out here thinking that you just…just do it. Like I didn't know you needed to know s**t to make it work."
"I thought it was like moving your body. Like, I don't need to know everything inside my arm to make it move. I just like…give it purpose and it just goes man."
HeroDude looks at the cop with a brand new idea.
"Give it purpose and it just goes, huh?"
Meanwhile.
The Liquefier quickly turns and charges into the lava hoping to finish the job.
"Hehehe! Looks like being a hero can only get you so far! You can save as many people as you want, boy! But that's not going to make you stronger! Eliminating your kind will! So perhaps you actually giving a s**t was secretly your biggest…huh?
As the lava gets closer and closer to the houses nearby. The citizens scream in fear once again. But suddenly, huge bulldozers burst through the lava and start to push all the houses away.
"Bulldozers? What are bulldozers doing—"
He suddenly hears a loud voice coming from the lava
"NEWSFLASH, LIQUD BOY!"
"You gotta be-"
HeroDude bursts through the lava with the cops all inside a ball-shaped force field. He quickly throws them to safety.
"Heroes don't tend to die easily."
The Liquefier grinds his teeth and instantly turns his body into acid
"Still gotta get close to harm me!"
HeroDude raises a brow and looks around
"Eh? Who made that canon?"
The Liquefier tilts his head
"What?"
HeroDude Kompozes two pieces of the floor together to form a bat
"Hey! Liquid boy! batter up! This upscale coming with a home run!"
Liquefier charges up his acid blast.
"Like I said, too far hero! That bat is not doing anything to—
When HeroDude swings the bat, it quickly increases in size, and gets close to the Liquefier.
"What the fu—
SMACK!
The bat smacks The Liquefier across buildings and then returns to normal size.
"Out off the park!"
Suddenly, HeroDude hears the screams of people in need
"HELPPPP"
"He looks around and sees that the bulldozers he summoned are starting to melt."
"You gotta be— ok! Alright! That's going to be a problem."
He quickly examines the area. He sees apartments townhouses, parked vehicles, even offices with active meetings.
"Alright full court vision. Don't fry me."
"Big apartment buildings. Each window could easily be a family. If I could Kompoze and push force feilds into each window that could save all the people there."
"Same thing with the road houses. But i wouldn't have to worry about small areas but instead a big house."
"There aren't a lot of parked cars. Everyone probably went home after what happened. But still. Why are there cars here now. Maybe last-minute shoppers for some reason. Or a must attend meeting."
"Ok…how am I gonna pull this off?"
HeroDude gets stuck in a thinking pose while so much hectic events are happening around him.
"Is…he…IS HE JUST STANDING THERE"
"YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SAVE US!"
"OH MY GOSH! WE'RE GONNA DI—
HeroDude snaps his fingers
"Got it! Can't make any promises on the houses this time tho."
HeroDude opens all the pockets in his jacket and pants. He hits a left and does a quick sprint.
He then Kompozes debris into a floating wall that stretches around a good distance from the rushing lava.
"Let's hope this is as easy as it is in the video ga—"
He tries to wall-run, but then slips immediately.
"Oh sh— if pops saw that he'd kill me"
He clicks his shoes together to form rockets form rocket-powered boots and then starts to fly.
"I got it! I got it—OHHH FU—"
He falls and busts his a** many times but he quickly got the hang of it.
"Ok! Ok I just have to make this work for like five seconds!"
HeroDude flies around the lava and Kompoze whatever that's in his pockets to form force fields that blast through the windows of the apartments and the roadhouses and whatever else could possibly have people inside.
He does this while spinning around the lava to make sure the area is cleared of people
Many citizens get snatched by the force feild and they fly away from the danger with great speed.
"That…should be…every—"
HeroDude loses momentum and crashes in a building
…one..
HeroDude sees a little puppy jump out the broken building and starts barking and licking him.
"Oh…hey there, little guy. Did my force field miss ya, buddy? It's okay. I'll make a little one just for you!"
HeroDude Kompozes a force field around the dog that floats away.
"And they said dogs can't fly."
He then hears the rumble of the lava and quickly turns to it.
"Alright… I should probably check eBay to see if they have any valcanoes for sale"
"HERO!"
HeroDude turns again and sees the liquefier holding a defeated reality sorcerer by the neck
"Oh look give it up for the returning blob of crap you shouldn't drink.
HeroDude slow-claps as the Liquefier grinds his teeth
I see you retreated to get your buddy buddy?"
"This…. ain't my buddy."
He then breaks the neck of the reality sorcerers to regain his strength
"You really like playing hero among people playing god, don't you?!?"
HeroDude kicks a rock and sighs
"Man… what a great line wasted on such a mediocre character. Anyways uh. Before we fight can you like. Deal with this lava maybe…turn it into vanilla ice cream?"
"Vanilla? Ohhh after all this you still joke around! I'm gonna enjoy shutting you up!"
"Yeah yeah yeah you can try to do that. But i'm afraid to tell you that your five minutes of generic villian screen time has run out."
HeroDude gets in his fighting stance. Hopefully for the last time today.
"It's time to write you off"
END OF CHAPTER.