**The No Penis Jesus**
**Verse 1:**
What if God were a woman, would things be the same?
Would love and compassion be more than just a game?
It's not like there are any penises in the sky,
They all act like women, so why even try?
**Chorus:**
The no penis Jesus, turning water into wine,
Breaking all the rules, redefining the divine.
In a world full of chaos, where do we belong?
Maybe it's time we rewrite the song.
**Verse 2:**
If heaven had no gender, what would it mean?
Would kindness and grace be more often seen?
In this world of ours, where roles are defined,
Let's break down the walls and free our minds.
**Chorus:**
The no penis Jesus, turning water into wine,
Breaking all the rules, redefining the divine.
In a world full of chaos, where do we belong?
Maybe it's time we rewrite the song.
**Bridge:**
Imagine a place where love knows no bounds,
Where everyone's voice is a beautiful sound.
No need for labels or lines in the sand,
Just open hearts and helping hands.
**Outro:**
So let's raise a toast to the new way of thinking,
In this world of ours that's constantly shrinking.
The no penis Jesus might just lead the way,
To a brighter tomorrow and a better today.
In the ancient grove, where secrets lie,
Where powerful men gather under the sky,
The Bohemian ceremonies commence,
A gathering of elites, a ritual intense.
In the shadows of the towering trees,
They plot and scheme as they please,
Justice Clarence Thomas, a man of renown,
Among the members, wears a solemn frown.
But behind closed doors, his true colors show,
As he lets his arrogance and ego grow,
Pretending to be blind to his own flaws,
He flaunts his power without pause.
For the Bohemian Grove he attends,
To play his games and make amends,
Bathing in the adoration of his peers,
Ignoring the cries of those in tears.
But little does he know,
That his facade begins to show,
His true nature revealed in the light,
As his actions expose his plight.
For party means more than just fun,
It means facing the deeds that you've done,
No more hiding behind a mask,
No more questions left to ask.
The video tapes don't lie,
Capturing his deceit as he tries,
To navigate the murky waters of disgrace,
For his sins can never be erased.
So let this epic tale be a warning,
To those who seek power in the morning,
Justice may be blind, but truth can see,
And in the end, it will set you free.