The Hulk is very big.
His body shape looks like a short and fat half-Ultraman.
Ian thought that he might have "logged in" to the future on a certain day in his dream. He also wondered if he had been affected by some kind of magical curse that caused him to be exiled to another universe for a fixed period of time.
However, he never imagined that this doomsday-like world was actually on the same level as his DC universe, and that he would actually see the Hulk's corpse in this world!
Yes, the Hulk.
A famous American comic character who gets bigger and turns green when angry and is said to have unlimited power. Such a being should not have appeared in Ian's second life.
"Oh, father...it's really not my fault!" Ian's throat couldn't help but move a few times. He felt a surge of absurd and bizarre emotions rushing to the top of his head.
Is this the Marvel world?
No!
At least it's not entirely the Marvel world!
The Hulk's huge body was like a small mountain, his skin was a cold green color, his muscles were still bulging, and his hands were still raised high while he fell on his back.
It was the thing shaking in the cold wind between the Hulk's hands that made Ian, who was already shocked by the Hulk's corpse, unable to fully recover until now.
Who wouldn't find this situation weird?
Just saw.
The Hulk, who had a big hole on his chest, kept his hands clenched as he raised them to the sky, and in his left hand he was holding a head with golden hair.
The blond head had wide eyes, his face was full of resentment and anger, the blood vessels and torn skin on his neck were clearly visible, and they were swaying in the wind just like his blond hair.
The Hulk's other hand was holding the body of the head. The muscular body was wearing a dark blue uniform, and behind it was the American flag representing the honor of the United States.
Isn't that the Homelander from Ian's favorite TV series, The Boys?
The Hulk and Homelander?
The bodies of two completely unrelated characters appear in front of Ian so suddenly. Ian no longer wanted to think about what was going on. What happened to the two people before they died that led to the world becoming what it is now?
"I'm afraid I'm just dreaming, and I can indeed learn and upgrade in my dreams."
Ian felt that it was too magical. To be honest, it was too crazy! He wanted to find a reliable doctor and tailor a few treatment packages for himself.
Really.
Ian was afraid that he wouldn't be able to control his condition if he didn't take several pounds of medicine!
"Which is more likely, that I am a lunatic or that the world is crazy? This is a really hard question to decide." Ian couldn't help but start to daydream.
He slowly approached the green behemoth.
A huge dent was smashed into the ice and snow around the Hulk, and Ian took a lot of effort to touch the Hulk's skin. He was just curious about the feeling of the creature's corpse.
However, as his hand touched the green man's already solidified green blood.
The next moment, the system's voice suddenly rang in my ears.
[You have come into contact with an unknown, extraordinary substance. A new career template has been unlocked. You can obtain a revised extraordinary career - [Berserker] by meeting the necessary conditions for obtaining the career.]
Really.
This system is becoming more and more like a game system.
After hearing the prompt from his own system, Ian was stunned for just a second. Then, he did not immediately check the conditions for obtaining the so-called [Berserker] profession.
"What a wonderful fate my father and I have!" Ian stared at Homelander, whose body was held high in the air by the Hulk's corpse, and whose state had truly reached the state of "plasmolysis".
Like a skinny little monkey on stimulants, he used all his strength to climb onto the Hulk's chest, and then planned to use the Hulk's arm as a tree trunk to climb towards the remains of Homelander.
It can only be said that young people's brains are quick. If the Hulk's blood can unlock the template of an extraordinary profession, then Ian believes that the blood from Homelander's remains can also have the same effect!
He wants the Berserker profession!
And he also wants the extraordinary career that Homelander will bring!
Perhaps the extraordinary career brought by Homelander can also allow Ian to be closer to his family! When Ian thought of this, he was very excited, and his whole body seemed to be filled with adrenaline.
He tried hard to climb up by clinging to the Hulk's arms.
"Baji~"
The dangers of only reading without exercising were clearly revealed at this moment. Due to the condensation of ice crystals on the Hulk's body, Ian's strength could only support him to climb up to a height of two or three meters at most.
Then he fell down smoothly as if he had been climbing on a steel pipe coated with lubricant.
"I just don't believe it!"
Ian continued to climb.
"Baji~"
This time he fell down before he reached three meters high.
"Fuck!"
Ian sprinted again and jumped up, using his hands and feet to rush upwards. Unfortunately, his shouting did not give him amazing strength, and he only climbed to the height of one-third of the Hulk's arm.
"Baji~"
It's still a familiar fall.
This time, the muscles in Ian's hands and feet were strained to the limit.
It hurt so much.
Sitting on the Hulk's cold pectoral muscles, Ian's eyes were full of unwillingness and confusion. He felt that this was unscientific. He had already started cursing, so why hadn't he exploded yet?
"Sure enough! I still haven't fully integrated into the lives of the locals!" Ian shook his aching arm helplessly. He looked up at the remains of Homelander in the sky reluctantly.
"Giving up is not escaping! Let's wait and see tomorrow!" Ian has always been very accurate in calculating time. Look, he has just finished his bold words.
The next moment.
"Ding~~~~"
The first heavy bell rang in my ears. The sound was like the echo of an ancient church, with some irresistible power, as if the whole world was twisting and dissolving in the bell.
Ian's soul was trembling.
The uncontrollable fear and horror in his heart were rising and falling.
"Ding—ding—"
The second and third sounds followed one after another, and Ian's vision suddenly became blurred.
The corpse of the Hulk, the hideous head of Homelander, the frozen streets - everything faded and collapsed in the sound of the bell, as if being sucked into an invisible vortex.
"Bang!"
This is the sound of a forehead kissing a desk.
Ian cocked his head.
He subconsciously looked at the peach-butt alarm clock on the desk. It was a birthday gift from his second brother Jordan last year. It could make a terrifying sound like an old lady's weird laughter.
[00:42]
As always.
Time points to the right minute.
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