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Chapter 46 - screw

Dasch: i think you're kinda screwed

Dude: who are you to say that

Dasch: i have freedom of speech

Dude: no you are a dog. i don't think dogs don't have it.

Dasch: that is ignorant

Dude: first, dogs don't have speech because they don't speak

Dasch: you are talking to one that does

Dude: yes, however it is not agreed that you have that freedom. just because you speak, it is not automatically given to you.

Dasch: it doesn't need to be given because i already live it as i speak it.

Dude: maybe it's no use of me to argue on it. i don't have any ways to stop you.

Dasch: exactly, you can't win this. wise choice.

Dude: i however don't want to be accused as screwed. i don't know why i should hear that from you.

that's not really something i sought to hear.

Dasch: when you are screwed, you are deeply screwed and you don't want to hear that, of course. it only makes it clear what deep screw you are in.

Dude: i am doing totally fine. how do you explain this peace that i enjoy now.

Dasch: think of eye of tornado or typhoon. you are at the center of everything that is going wrong.

Dude: even that is so, i'm basically safe and secured here where i am. so i guess everything around me besides me are screwed. so maybe sitting next to me, you are very screwed. and there can't be two eyes of tornado or typhoon.

Dasch: not if i am also another center of typhoon or tornado neighboring you.

Dude: then i guess everything is screwed besides us.

Dasch: perhaps. sucks for them.

Dude: i am fine with that.

Dasch: i am too.

Dude: well i guess then we are in good shape.

Dasch: i would say so.

Dude: well then, screw them.

Dasch: they are screwed already but they can be screwed twice. so yeah, screw them.

Dude: okay, you do you and go on your screwing. i am doing my share of diligence.

Dasch: fair, until then.

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