Dude: i'm gonna exercise starting tomorrow morning.
Dasch: i support your endeavor.
Dude: i've been wanting to lose weight.
Dasch: i do think you've gained weight nowadays.
Dude: i'm not looking too sharp or handsome.
Dasch: i don't know if losing weight will give you either of them.
Dude: fingers crossed. that's all i hope for now. i don't see any other healthy alternative to get my good look.
Dasch: have you ever had it at all before.
Dude: i did have my good looking days. i used to have girls that liked me.
Dasch: where did they disappear.
Dude: i do not know. they came and went away. just like beach water.
Dasch: you basically have to turn the tide.
Dude: exactly, i need to populate my beach with more beautiful and gorgeous ladies. i prefer they wear bikinis too.
Dasch: what if it's in winter.
Dude: i still want them dressed in bikinis. would that be too painful for them.
Dasch: that's too inconsiderate. who would want to shiver by the beach against merciless windblowing.
Dude: i probably got too greedy. i just like ladies in bikinis.
Dasch: why not ladies in any other clothings.
Dude: because bikinis make them much hotter than in other clothings.
Dasch: why don't you just go to the full and actually want them naked?
Dude: i lose my sense of mission if they are already naked.
Dasch: mission. what mission is there.
Dude: my mission is reveal what's underneath those bikinis so if they are already naked i do not have any missions to fulfil.
Dasch: oh my goodness. then why don't you give them more clothings so that your missions can be not too easy. if it's just a bikini, your mission maybe just too easy.
Dude: that's the thing. i do not want to put too much effort. just one layer of clothing is the right difficulty for me.
Dasch: you are so spoiled. your missions are for weaklings. it also shows that you are incompetent to make women naked if they are more dressed than bikinis.
Dude: i do not want to try too hard. i just want one layer of difficulty from seeing them naked.
Dasch: well, i suppose you will find them alot where there are swimming pools.
Dude: the problem is that i cannot go those places because i'm too fat to wear any swiming suits myself.
Dasch: well, ultimately, i guess you are not prepared to nake anyone unless you have lost your weight.
Dude: yes, basically i have to look good when i am naked too.
Dasch: well good luck with naking your weights. make sure to carve away those heavy, greasy skins you are dressed in.
Dude: yes, i guess i have to practice naking myself before naking others.
Dasch: just don't do it in public. you will go to jail or sanitarium.
Dude: i am gonna nake appropriately according to the bounds of laws. don't worry.
Dasch: well, enjoy naking. hope you nake all those girls you dream of eventually.
Dude: yes one at a time. i shall indeed.