Dude: it's getting cooler nowadays
Dasch: it's not enough though.
Dude: better than nothing.
Dasch: we just need fall to take over as soon as possible.
Dude: it will take the time it needs.
Dasch: it could come earlier. i wouldn't mind it.
Dude: i mean i wouldn't mind it being skipped either.
Dasch: that would make three seasons.
Dude: yes, spring, fall, and winter.
Dasch: yet, the number 3 kind of make it ominous and sinister.
Dude: do you believe in those things really.
Dasch: they probably aren't so much in trend. but this is exactly the times when it shouldn't be underestimated. when you least expect it, the most dangerous it can be.
Dude: but do we immediately want to caution it when we are not even sure if number three really is all that you think it is?
Dasch: 3's and 6's. they are the demonic numbers.
Dude: well, what makes them so?
Dasch: you know that three-headed dog Cerberus keeping the gate of underworld?
Dude: yes, that's from the Greek myth. in fact, it's a dog just like you.
Dasch: wait, was it a wolf or dog?
Dude: umm, i cannot confirm it myself. you'd better ask someone who's almost gone to the underwsorld but managed to come back.
Dasch: i don't think there was any that managed that. plus it's been so many years since that they probably all have already passed away anyways.
Dude: well then, i guess we will have difficulty knowing about that dog or wolf and how it makes number 3 all demonic and satanic.
Dasch: however, we both know that they do have three heads.
Dude: sure, what about those heads.
Dasch: well, consider that the three-headed monster is guarding the entrance to the underworld.
Dude: okay. what about that.
Dasch: you see. the underworld is a realm of death. so this deadly aspect makes the three heads deadly.
Dude: wait though. this three-headed is simply guarding the gate. the death world starts right after passing the gate, it means the three-head is still outside the death realm. so it's not deadly yet unfortunately.
Dasch: are you kidding me. then just simply consider how it's guarding the death world.
Dude: it is yes guarding that. nice job they are doing. but can they even move away from the gate? they are just stuck there. what is there to be scared of? we can just have a binocular and watch them from afar.
Dasch: but when you try to get passed them you know what you would have to go through.
Dude: i do not know. and i cannot imagine either.
Dasch: come on. isn't it obvious that those three heads will tear you apart into bloody pieces?
Dude: well, here's what i think, why would anyone go to the underworld if they are not dead? plus now that you're dead, how can the three-head hurt you? you are already dead. what's the whole point?
Dasch: well, think about situation where someone who isn't dead try to go through it.
Dude: why would anyone with common sense and hope for more living want to go to the death world? plus, if you are not dead, how would you know the direction to go there anyways? they wouldn't know how to get there.
Dasch: i mean what if they want to commit a suicide by being attacked by the three-head.
Dude: why would they want to travel their brains out to somehow hopefully reach that mysterious place and suicide? if someone has that much motivation, they probably don't want to actually suicide at all.
Dasch: well, my speech is at loss. i just never thought about how to get there. i guess only the dead gets the invites.
Dude: yes, and those three-headed dogs are there for what reason? they are just standing there probably taking the tickets from the deads passing by.
Dasch: well i guess, they are just ticket boys then.
Dude: yeah, i mean with three heads and six eyes, they will be able to X-ray to inspect whether the deads are not carrying something illegal. they can also verify the tickets if they are fake or not.
Dasch: wait, in that case, the three heads are responsible to distinguish the real deads versus semi deads. so basically, they can penetrate inside your soul to determine if you are dead or not.
Dude: oh so...
Dasch: yes the deadly 3 and 6.
Dude: oh.
Dasch: well, so we stick to 4 seasons instead of three.
Dude: but summer is...
Dasch: deadlier.
Dude: so i guess we are gonna all die anyways.
Dasch: soon or..
Dude: later.