Dasch: what time is it.
Dude: ask a clock.
Dasch: tell me any time. then you are some clock.
Dude: now, it's now.
Dasch: so it's now'o clock.
Dude: cool. why not.
Dasch: when is it not now.
Dude: at before'o or after'o clock.
Dasch: when are they?
Dude: when it's not now'o clock.
Dasch: umm. where are they.
Dude: behind and front of here.
Dasch: that would be the kitchen and bathroom.
Dude: then i guess it's before'o clock when we are at kitchen and after'o clock when we are at bathroom.
Dasch: but we in this room always. makes no sense.
Dude: i guess at before'o clock, this room was at where the kitchen is. and at after'o clock, this room will be where the bathroom is.
Dasch: so tell me again. how this time work.
Dude: well, time is when. and when is where we are. also, where we are is when.
Dasch: and what does your cellphone say.
Dude: 3:33.
Dasch turns away and heads out the door. Dude's gaze follows him, stopping at where Dasch was last seen.
Dude: how dare he didn't even thank me.
Dude sighs and looks at his cellphone. 3:34.
Dude: he must be really gone now.