*Meanwhile, returning back to Jake and his scan… of the Special Investigation Files…*
Even as Fatteus had just proposed 'Plan D' to Phit, Jake and Judas had also been mentally hit… by the Revelation, that this…. 'Carmen Composéd', of the Imadeis Up Police Department's Special Investigations Unit, was in fact *herself*, seemingly the very subject of the Chief Commissioner's Investigation?!!?
…What!?… and… Why…?
'Jake' of course would have been somewhat… hesitant to pry, but fortunately - and thankfully for the esteemed reader's additional enjoyment 🤭✨[What!? You say that these Powerstones are for this novel?! ✨👉👈 Oh 🤩! Thank you for your contribution!!! 🤭✨💖🌻🔥💫] - 'Judas' had no such scruples stopping him, and would at least try…
and get to the bottom… of what was going on!
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"…Bottoms up…!!!" Fatteus raised his cup, as he and Phit toasted the… 'promotion' that had just occurred, a 'fact' which Fatteus had averred, and to which Phit had seemingly unquestioningly concurred… 🫢✨👀
"Yes, Thankyou, Sir!!!"
Phit hit his own cup against Fatteus' before taking a sip - this was optimal to gently nourish and hydrate his body's cells' walls - even as Fatteus chugged his down like a waterfall - in one great giant guzzle, draining it all… ✨💦🔥🫢
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At the same time. 'Jake's' face was drained of colour.
This wasn't… entirely because of what he read in the Special Investigation File though - since the day he had… 'reunited' with his brother Judas, Jake hadn't gotten a ton of sun, and so, the former-fullback's original outdoors glow, was now a more gaunt, pale, vampiric pallor - reminding us all that, even as we are discussing 'Plan D', it is important for everyone to also get our regular doses of Vitamin D as well [1] 🌻✨🤭💖🔥💫
[1] Vitamin D is made when sunlight [primarily the UVB wavelength apparently] reacts with a natural cholesterol called 7-dehydrocholesterol on our skin which is ultimately is processed by our body into Vitamin D, and which signals our intestines to absorb calcium leading to stronger and healthier bones [amongst other wholistic health benefits] 🤭✨🌻💖🔥💫
Source: Google #readrizzmastertheadventuresofbobresponsibly 🫢✨🔥
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