"Well let's see. Officer Firsté. You've been [']Undercover['] now for a while. But now it's time… to up the dial."
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"The Dark Rizzards. The Dark Rizzard Alliance.
I'm sure you've heard of this organization…"
"Well. It's time now, for an infiltration… ✨🔥"
At this, Fatteus deftly projected some fancy-looking holographic infographics into view, summarizing what Phitnus was meant to do.
Needless to say, the summary and brief was extremely short, since Fatteus had only just thought… up the idea, and quickly completed it just before Phitnus had got here 🫢✨…
The in-story camera cinematically catches the discarded wrapper of the "Double Bacon Deluxe", foregrounding the 'Double' in the name, before shifting the focus and the frame to Fatteus, as he [glibly] explains the nature of the game…
"Plan D, simply put, is where you have the chance to go Double Undercover…"
"Phitnus. Congratulations…" Fatteus opened with this tried-and-true technique - making it seem like doing this extra work was Phitnus' 'earned opportunity' - a step closer towards what he seeked… 👀✨
"Over these two years, Officer Firsté… You've… delivered… time and time again." (🫢)
"Accordingly, I believe that you're now… ready… and deserving of this role - as one of our most reliable and skilled men."
"Accordingly. Your task and goal… would be to Infiltrate the organization known as the Dark Rizzard Alliance, and become our trusted, Inside Man - so that… I… *ahem* that is to say, *We*, of the InterPolitzia of Imadeis Up, could then stay abreast of the Dark Rizzards' Plans…!!!"