Episode 162: Invader of Chicken Island, His Royal Highness Prince of Stan
『 "First, knock him out with a palm strike!" Seven mused to himself.
Just as Seven thought he had succeeded, his arms were suddenly tightly clasped around his neck, and at the same time, his legs clamped his waist.
"Solid As Gold: Seven Day Lock!"
"You shameless assassin, still trying to pull off a sneak attack?"
He Dachun pressed his entire body against Seven, questioning loudly.
"It's only natural for an assassin to sneak attack!"
Seven raised his voice at this moment, speaking loudly.
"The' Solid As Gold: Seven Day Lock' is as hard as true love! You can't break it!"
Seven struggled to pry He Dachun's arms, trying to escape his move, but he quickly realized that He Dachun's arms were as hard as iron, completely immovable.
"Hmph! I'll show you how fragile love can be!"
Hearing He Dachun's words, Seven retorted defiantly.
Then, he repeatedly fell backward several times, once, twice, thrice, after many attempts. Seven, drenched in sweat, simply gave up on the idea.
"Let's see how long you can last!"
Seven dropped that sentence, turned around, and walked away.
Not long after, Seven, carrying He Dachun on his back, climbed a mountain. After finally reaching the summit, he instantly transformed into an invincible Wind-Fire Wheel, rolling down from the mountaintop with a whoosh.
The scene shifts.
While Seven was showering, he was rubbing his body with a bar of soap when, accidentally, the soap slipped out of his hand and fell to the ground.
Both their gazes simultaneously fixed on the soap on the ground, stunned for a moment. 』
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〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[ Hina Ebina (Oregairu): "It's coming, it's coming, the most exciting moment is about to arrive!" ]
[ Yui Hirasawa (K-ON): "What's wrong with you, Ebina-chan?" ]
[ Hina Ebina (Oregairu): "This is the famous scene of picking up the soap, how can it not be exciting?" ]
[ Shingo Wakamoto (Prison School): "..." ]
[ Seven (Scissor Seven): "I would never do such a thing!" ]
[ Seven (Scissor Seven): "Even if I did, I wouldn't do it with this big idiot, Chun." ]
[ He Dachun (Scissor Seven): "..." ]
[ Dai Bo (Scissor Seven): "..." ]
[ Paimon (Genshin Impact): "Is this something I should be watching?" ]
[ .....]
『 In the evening, Seven sat on a chair, laboriously holding a bowl, trying hard to bring the noodles to his mouth.
As night fell, Seven lay on the bed, scratching his back, both of them tossing and turning, unable to sleep.
A few days later, Seven was in a low state, looking disheveled, carrying He Dachun on his back, and appearing dejected.
At this moment, on a tree branch above Seven and He Dachun, MeihuaShisan suddenly appeared, long sword in hand, gazing coldly at the two below.
Then, MeihuaShisan's figure flickered, instantly moving above Seven. Seven, seeing a flash of cold light from the sword tip, quickly turned, letting He Dachun block in front of him.
MeihuaShisan's sword had been drawn but instantly shattered.
"Indestructible Virgin Divine Art?"
MeihuaShisan glanced at the person behind Seven, immediately guessing He Dachun's martial arts style.
"Oh! What a coincidence, you're also out for a walk?"
Seven turned around and greeted MeihuaShisan.
MeihuaShisan bent slightly, flicked her hand, and threw the shattered blade to the ground.
Immediately, she leaped backward, leaving the spot. 』
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〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[ Saitama (One Punch Man): "Indestructible Virgin Divine Art?" ]
[ Saitama (One Punch Man): "That sounds really powerful." ]
[ Genos (One Punch Man): "Teacher, you said that before." ]
[ Saitama (One Punch Man): "Did I? I forgot." ]
[ .....]
『 In the scene,
After MeihuaShisan and Seven parted ways, she flicked a finger, and several plum blossom darts flew out from a hidden compartment nearby.
MeihuaShisan said nothing and directly threw those plum blossom darts at Seven.
Seven's eyes widened, seeing the plum blossom darts flying from all directions.
"I spin, spin, spin!"
Seven simply used He Dachun's indestructible body to block all the plum blossom darts back.
As a result, a deflected plum blossom dart happened to shatter the white mask on MeihuaShisan's face. Seeing this situation, MeihuaShisan decided to find another opportunity to strike another day.
"Hmph! Next time you won't be so lucky!" MeihuaShisan said, lightly jumping onto a branch, and called out leisurely to Seven below.
With that, MeihuaShisan left without looking back.
"Hey, don't be in such a hurry to leave!" Seven stretched out his hand, still wanting to keep MeihuaShisan.
"I was counting on you to help me deal with that Pentagon Head behind me!" Seven said sadly, watching MeihuaShisan's receding figure.
In front of the wooden house, Seven's assassination target,
He Dachun, was still firmly clinging to his back.
"I say, I give up, won't you let me go?" Seven's voice was filled with exhaustion.
"I want to let g,o too, but this move is fully named 'Solid As Gold: Seven Day Lock'!"
"It can only be unlocked after a full seven days!"
"It's only the fourth day now!"
He Dachun pressed Seven's head, saying slowly.
"Who came up with such a boring move? What a big idiot!"
Seven picked his ears and then his nose, asking with a pained expression.
"Alright, let's chat!" Seven had given up hope that He Dachun would let him go. He looked at the slowly setting sun in the distance and suggested to He Dachun.
"Why do you want to be an assassin? This isn't a respectable profession, is it?" He Dachun didn't decline and directly asked his question.
"Uh~, I heard assassins can make a lot of money." Seven thought for a moment and explained to He Dachun.
"But you look quite poor." He Dachun's words hit Seven's sore spot. 』
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〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[ Seven (Scissor Seven): "Hey, hey, hey, don't hit people in the face, and don't poke at their pain points." ]
[ He Dachun (Scissor Seven): "But you really are a bit poor." ]
[ Seven (Scissor Seven): "..." ]
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『 "Why do you have to be a bodyguard?" Seven didn't take the bait, thinking about the bitter history behind him, and simply turned to ask He Dachun.
"Because I can protect others! That's why I do this job!" He Dachun, spoke his mind openly.
"Everyone needs someone to protect them sometimes." He Dachun pondered for a moment and added.
"Sounds like a noble job!"
"How much is the salary per month?"
Seven asked, subtly wiping the dirt from his fingers onto He Dachun.
"Wait a minute!"
"It seems like something is flying over?"
Seven cupped his hand over his eyes, seeing something approaching them in the distance.
On the sea surface, a blue and white cannonball was skimming close to the water, flying towards them with a whoosh.
"It looks like a cannonball!" He Dachun peered out and recognized the rapidly approaching object.
"Huh? Why aren't we running then?" Seven asked, bewildered, looking at the approaching cannonball.
Immediately after, the scene shifted, and Seven began to run for his life.
On Seven's back, He Dachun watched the tourists on the beach, his eyes filled with determination. Enduring the severe pain, he forcibly pried his hands and feet from Seven's body.
Seven, sprinting at full speed, hadn't noticed that He Dachun had already detached from his back. After landing, He Dachun kicked Seven in the waist, and the unprepared Seven flew forward.
"Don't look at me as just a bodyguard!"
"I'm also a part of this island's security!"
He Dachun declared loudly, his spirit resolute, facing the approaching cannonball.
"Protecting everyone is my responsibility!" Seven looked back at He Dachun, seeing him activate his Indestructible Virgin body, directly facing the cannonball.
He Dachun's shoes instantly shattered, and dazzling golden light, accompanied by a scorching explosion, enveloped him.
Subsequently, the cannonball's shockwave knocked over the crowd on the beach.
On the sea, a massive mushroom cloud rose into the sky. 』
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〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[ Paimon (Genshin Impact): "What happened, what happened? Why did an explosion suddenly occur?" ]
[ Tsugikuni Yoriichi (Demon Slayer): "Is it a new invader?" ]
[ Izuku Midoriya (My Hero Academia): "It looks a bit like that thing from before." ]
[ Shizuka Hiratsuka (Oregairu): "What?" ]
[ Oyama Mahiro (Onimai): "Isn't this that something from the Stan Country?" ]
[ Dai Bo (Scissor Seven): "What is he trying to do?" ]
[ .....]
『 Later,
A spherical object, distinctly manufactured by the Stan Country, slowly rose from the sea.
As the hatch opened, the person inside emerged.
A pair of blue eyes flickered with an unknown light, and amidst the swirling smoke, a figure stood tall. Seven's gaze was sharp, fixed on the uninvited guest who appeared from the flying machine.
After blocking the missile, He Dachun plunged straight into the sea. Just as he was about to sink to the bottom, a muscular strongman slowly swam over, scooped up He Dachun, and broke through the water's surface.
This newcomer was none other than Little Flying Chicken.
Little Flying Chicken tossed He Dachun into the air while diving down himself, then with another push, he propelled the falling He Dachun back into mid-air.
Dai Bo looked at the man on the wooden board, then glanced at Little Flying Chicken beside him.
"I told you to bring Ah Qi back. Why are you saving this security guard instead!" Dai Bo, covered in sweat, shouted at Little Flying Chicken.
Little Flying Chicken struck a few poses, then reverted to his original form, lying on the ground, his eyes rolling.
"Oh, really!"
"Saved the security guard, and all my strength is gone!"
Dai Bo looked at Little Flying Chicken, his face filled with disappointment and helplessness.
Dai Bo put on his sunglasses.
"AH QI, RUN AWAY! WE CAN'T AFFORD TO PROVOKE THE PEOPLE OF THE STAN COUNTRY!!" Dai Bo looked up at the sky and shouted.
The scene shifts.
Seven stood on the wooden bridge, his hair disheveled.
The Prince of the Stan floated leisurely out of the flying machine, heading straight for Seven.
"Did you block that cannonball?" The Prince of the Stan asked Seven.
"Why are you attacking this island?" At this moment, Seven retorted.
"Was that you who blocked the cannonball just now?"
The Prince of the Stan did not respond to Seven; his glasses were busy comparing the person in front of him.
Immediately after, sudden character information startled the Prince.
"Chief Assassin of Xuanwu Country."
These few words completely stunned him. 』
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〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[ Conan Edogawa (Detective Conan): "Chief Assassin?" ]
[ Conan Edogawa (Detective Conan): "Looking like that?" ]
[ Keqing (Genshin Impact): "This should also be the situation after losing memory, right?" ]
[ Seven: "Wow, so I'm that amazing." ]
[ Seven: "No, Chief Assassin, that's much more powerful than Plum Blossom Thirteen." ]
[ Dai Bo: "..." ]
[ .....]
『 As soon as he learned Seven's true identity, the Prince of the Stan immediately transformed his reinforced mechanical arm into a hand cannon, pointing it at Seven.
A beam of blue light shot towards Seven.
Seven's eyes suddenly widened. In the rising thick smoke, he leaped into mid-air, and the scissors rapidly spun in front of him.
Seven controlled the scissors to stab fiercely at the Prince of the Stan,
The Prince's mechanical arm instantly activated a blue laser sword.
A flash of blue light passed.
The scissors instantly shattered into pieces under the Prince of the Stan's sword.
Seven stared in shock at the scattered scissors. Before he could catch his breath, the Prince fired another laser, and various images flashed through Seven's mind.
Seven hadn't recovered yet when Little Flying Chicken already carried him away, flying into the distance.
Seeing this, the Prince of the Stan retracted the extended laser, turning it back into a blue hand.
He ignored Seven's escape and flew directly to Chicken Island.
In the center of Chicken Island, the Prince scanned a giant rock with his arm.
"It's actually hidden beneath this giant rock!"
After locating the target, he merely used a finger to summon the flying machine, which had been hovering on the sea surface, to his side.
As the flying machine approached, it suddenly fired a laser beam, directly hitting the giant rock.
A crater was blasted in the center of the giant rock, and cracks instantly spread across Chicken Island, the land tearing apart.
"Oh no, that rock can't be moved! If it moves, our island will sink!"
Uncle Chen, seeing the distant blue laser beam, shouted in panic.
"Let me put on my pants first!"
Uncle Chen hastily pulled his pants from the clothesline.
"Oh dear, this is bad!"
Uncle Chen struggled to put on his pants for a long time, then, in a rush, turned and ran.
At this moment, the Prince of the Stan waved his wrist, conjuring a microphone, while the flying machine in the air was equipped with countless loudspeakers.
"Attention, islanders!"
"I am the Prince of the Stan Country!"
"A rare energy stone is hidden beneath this island."
"I intend to take it for the scientific development of the Stan Country!"
"This island exists for no reason."
"It relies entirely on the energy stone's gravity, attracting various materials to form the Island."
"Once I take the energy stone,"
"This island will shatter and sink to the bottom of the sea."
"Those who don't want to die, evacuate immediately!"
As the Prince of the Stan's voice fell, the figure of a cat quietly emerged behind him.
At this moment, Dai Bo was piloting a small wooden boat, carrying Seven away into the distance.
"Don't you dream of it!" Dai Bo stood at the bow of the boat, with Little Flying Chicken acting as a propeller beneath, pushing the wooden boat forward.
"You don't understand how powerful the Stan Country is!"
"Hey, it's time for me to give you a lesson!"
Dai Bo said earnestly.
"This world mainly has three major powers."
"The Xuanwu Country, with its unparalleled martial arts!"
"The technologically advanced Stan Country!"
"The rest are just us ordinary folks!"
Dai Bo revealed a cold, hard truth.
"Though the people of the Stan Country are physically weak, their intelligence is extraordinarily high!"
"They can develop various cutting-edge weapons, firmly believing that technology is the most powerful force in the world!"
"They are adversaries of the Xuanwu Country, who advocate martial arts."
"The two nations have been at war for years, just to prove whether martial arts or technology is stronger!"
"We common people can just watch the show!"
"The power gap with those two countries is too great!"
Dai Bo, facing the sea breeze and looking at the sea, told Seven this harsh reality.
"You can't even handle Grandma! Going back is just throwing your life away!"
Then, Dai Bo mercilessly hit Seven where it hurt.
Seven lowered his head, silent, just sitting quietly by the boat's gunwale. 』
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〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[ March 7th (Honkai: Star Rail): "That world actually only has three countries and powers." ]
[ March 7th (Honkai: Star Rail): "The most technologically advanced Stan Country, the powerful Xuanwu Country, and then the rest are ordinary people." ]
[ March 7th (Honkai: Star Rail): "And now, the Prince of the Stan is invading this place where ordinary people live." ]
[ Umaru Doma (Himouto): "Are they really considered ordinary people like that?" ]
[ Dai Bo (Scissor Seven): "Why not ordinary people? As long as they are weaker than those two countries, they are considered ordinary people." ]
[ Umaru Doma (Himouto): "Alright." ]
[ .....]
『 At this moment, a hand reached out towards Seven.
Seven's gaze fell upon He Dachun, who was lying on the wooden boat. Unbeknownst to him, He Dachun had opened his eyes, holding a stack of banknotes and a bank card. He squinted one eye at Seven.
"This is all my worldly possessions."
"Could you please deal with those guys who are harassing our island?"
Seven stared at He Dachun, the sea breeze gently ruffling Seven's hair.
"There are three thousand two hundred and forty-three yuan in the card."
"The password is six ones, one two three four five six."
He Dachun spoke weakly, but still placed his hope in Seven.
Meow Kitty, the leader of the cat tribe, stood behind the Prince of the Stan.
"This island, at least half of it is my territory!"
"What you're doing is a bit unreasonable!"
Meow Kitty tossed aside her pink clothes, speaking coldly to the Prince of the Stan. 』
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