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Chapter 236 - Chapter 236: Cheating Is Fun

The overwhelming fear of countless people in Kumogakure surged towards Naruto, as if activating a special mode that allowed him to almost perceive every action that would happen in the village.

A little girl in the village reaching out to grab her mother's clothes, a man looking up at the sky anxiously knocking on a door, a drunkard running aimlessly, his next step to be his left foot, an enemy ahead performing hand signs, an enemy underground emerging...

The Raikage, Gyūki, Killer B, Darui, Darui, all included. Naruto could perceive what tens of thousands of people in the entire Kumogakure would do next.

Moreover, this perception was not limited by distance. He could even perceive a certain white-haired old man in Konoha getting up, wanting to use his height advantage to get a glimpse of someone's impressive chest.

Naruto felt as if he heard a mechanical voice in his ear: "Ding, your cheat has been recharged..."

Perception abilities were inconspicuous in Naruto, but at their limit, they could make Kabuto Yakushi completely fool Sasuke Uchiha, who had Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan, and Itachi Uchiha, who was reanimated. It could make the protagonist dodge Kaguya Otsutsuki's grabs. And Naruto, he had now surpassed perception, reaching precognition. With these conditions, tell me how he could lose.

Unfortunately, this ability was only effective against fear. However, looking up at the reddening mountain peak in the sky, Naruto stomped his foot heavily, accelerating directly towards the Kumogakure ninja performing hand signs.

Under the falling mountain, I am invincible!

Suddenly leaping, Naruto straightened his body in the air, spinning as he passed through several flashes of blade light. The moment he landed, the Kusanagi Sword in his hand, heated red by chakra, suddenly extended, piercing the abdomen of someone who had just emerged from underground to ambush him. That location was the liver!

Liver injuries were extremely painful. Even a physique as strong as Arnold Schwarzenegger would collapse in pain and foam at the mouth after being punched. The Kumogakure ninja, stabbed, fell to the ground clutching his wound, hissing in pain, unable to make a sound.

But there was no blood from his wound... because the nearby organs were already cooked.

Naruto retracted his sword and stood in place, as if waiting for something.

In a short time, the ninja who had been performing hand signs released his ninjutsu. The people around Naruto also tacitly moved a short distance away: "Fire Style: Great Fireball Jutsu!"

A several-meter-wide fireball directly engulfed Naruto's location.

"Did it succeed?" A Kumogakure ninja whispered, his voice tinged with uncertainty, because this enemy was too bizarre...

A sensory ninja closed his eyes and sensed, then pointed to a certain spot in the fire: "No, there's still a chakra signature... This chakra... he came out!"

From within the flames, Naruto slowly walked out, his red chakra more eye-catching than the surrounding fire.

Completely unharmed. The previous flames, aside from depriving Naruto of air, didn't even burn a single hair.

"This is... similar to Killer B's..."

Naruto lightly touched his sword with both hands, revealing a smile that made the Kumogakure ninjas feel like they were in the Land of Snow. He charged into the crowd once more, but this time, his direction was towards the inside of Kumogakure.

What should Kumogakure do when they always steal things and start wars? Just beat them up. If I beat all of you down, how will you fight the Fourth Great Ninja War?!

The mountain in the sky was still falling, instilling despair in the people of Kumogakure. But this despair was far less than the despair the blond gave them, the despair of never being able to hit him no matter what they did.

In the crowd, Naruto seemed to have countless 9s in evasion, leaping and dodging like a butterfly through flowers, the coin on his chest constantly bouncing with his movements.

As the saying goes, cheating is fun for a while, and it's fun all the time. Although it looked like dancing on a blade's edge, Naruto was in an extremely good mood.

No wonder Konoha's entire high-end combat force, plus Gyūki, couldn't hit him even when attacking together. This ability was truly too cheap.

"Ah!!"

Seizing the opportunity, Naruto once again plunged his hot sword into someone's abdomen, again the kidney. At this moment, he had reached the Kumogakure main gate, surrounded by an ever-growing semicircle of people.

But they couldn't do anything.

Ninjutsu was ineffective. Throwing kunai or shuriken would be blown off course by the wind around him and also be ineffective. And the powerful close-combat suppression Naruto displayed made their kidneys tremble.

Yes, kidneys. Because in less than two minutes, Naruto, wielding two swords, had pierced one liver and eight kidneys. His precise swordsmanship, and the faint scent of flesh, made Kakashi, who was watching from afar, wonder if this kid wanted to change professions and become a chef.

"I won't let you take another step." Darui stood at the very front of the crowd with a grave expression. Two bloodless wounds on his abdomen showed his elite strength.

And behind him, the number of people had already exceeded eight hundred. More people were still arriving from inside the village. This number could exceed ten times, but Naruto showed no fear.

He didn't reply, simply charging directly into the crowd. I'd like to see how you stop me.

"Lightning Release..." Just as a Kumogakure ninjutsu was unleashed, a sofa suddenly grew larger in his vision. He leaped to dodge. The ninjutsu aimed again. Just as he was about to release it again, an extended sword directly pierced his abdomen.

"My kidney!!!"

The heartbreaking roar was filled with such anguish that it sounded as if he had just finished discussing having a child with his wife yesterday.

Naruto quickly retracted his sword and held it in front of him.

"Clink."

Darui's large sword struck the sword. Naruto didn't entangle with him but took two steps to the right, because... the Raikage had arrived!

A figure brushed past Naruto, the wind it kicked up causing his cloak to flutter.

"Gulp... He actually dodged the Raikage's attack..."

The Raikage looked back in confusion. Why had Naruto dodged this time when he never had before?

Darui scratched his head: "Sorry, Boss, he's a bit..."

"It's fine. Go get treated first." The Raikage stood in front of him, looking directly at Naruto: "Brat, I admit you're not weak, but that's not grounds for you to look down on our Kumogakure!"

As his voice fell, a white light shot up into the sky from a certain mountain. The white light split into two in the air, and two split into four... In the blink of an eye, it covered the entire sky, engulfing the two falling mountains. After the white light passed, not even a speck of ash remained of the mountains that had been falling moments ago.

Seeing with his own eyes Kumogakure's chakra cannon, which could destroy moon fragments and meteorites in the movie, it had to be said, this attack...

Looking at the slightly thin Lightning Release Chakra Armor on the Raikage's body, Naruto asked, "It's very beautiful, but... can it fire continuously?"

Just now, hundreds of people, plus you and Yugito Nii, had to combine your chakra to get it to catch up. So...

Naruto pointed at the sky: "How will you deal with the next four mountains?"

In the sky, four black dots gradually expanded under Newton's propulsion.

Under the threat of village annihilation, Killer B, abandoning his usual frivolousness, retracted his Tailed Beast Mode and jumped to the Raikage's side: "Brother!"

"You take people over there. I'll deal with this side." The Raikage walked in front of Naruto.

"But..."

"Go quickly." The Raikage waved his shoulder.

"Okay! Brother!" Killer B seemed to understand. He shouted to the crowd: "Go, go, go!"

After they had gone some distance, Naruto sheathed his sword, placing his hand on his wrist: "How do you plan to deal with me? Can you even hit me?"

The Raikage activated his Lightning Release Armor and raised his arm: "Have you heard of the unavoidable..."

"Lariat!!"

The Raikage and Killer B, one in front and one behind, linked arms, aiming for Naruto's neck at lightning speed. If they connected, they could snap his neck.

"Damn it!" Kakashi cursed inwardly. He quickly performed hand signs while running. Although he knew Naruto's sensory ability, Kumogakure's A-B combo's secret technique had never been dodged since its creation!

Naruto was prepared. He channeled chakra into the sealing jutsu on his wrist, and instantly, two giant, human-sized, mud-like leather balls appeared in his hands.

"Earth Style: Earth Release..."

"Bang bang..."

With two loud bangs, the A-B combo seemed to hit two steel mountains. They suffered immense backlash and retreated simultaneously. The leather balls also exploded from the force, and their contents scattered.

Steadying themselves, the Raikage and Killer B looked at the fluid on their arms, bewildered: "This is... flour paste? No, corn flour paste?"

Kakashi also rubbed the flour paste on his face, confused. He hadn't even thought about how Naruto had blocked it. Instead... you're really planning to be a chef?

Naruto released his chakra-infused red hands from the leather balls, shook them, and said to the Raikage, "Have you heard of non-..."

He stopped halfway. Damn it, even taking classes was bad because of this. He didn't even know how to explain this physics knowledge to them. After all... he hadn't learned it, and ninjas didn't teach this stuff.

Non-Newtonian fluid. It looks like a simple puddle, but it's typically "soft to soft, hard to hard." The faster it's hit, the harder it gets. As long as it's not a sharp object, the moment of impact makes it harder than iron, yet the internal parts that aren't stressed remain soft. Some countries even use it for bulletproof vests.

Naruto knew about their technique and had specially prepared it in the Land of Fire. It seemed to work pretty well.

Looking at the large mountain still falling from the sky, Naruto chuckled. With his cheats, and both Newton's and non-Newtonian physics at play, how could they fight him?

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