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The sun hung high in the sky, beaming its intense rays onto the ancient oak trees, their crowns protecting those under from the heat produced by the celestial body above, dabbling the forest floor with patches of dark and light. A light breeze passed through the grass, creating a sound that harmonized well with the screeching of the passing pterodactyls.
On this wonderful day, hordes of triceratops could be seen enjoying a wide variety of vegetation, lone T-Rexes stalked their prey and most unique of all a humanoid figure could be see running through the woods at rather lackluster speed with what could only be described as a monstrosity, hideous beyond compare trailing behind him.
For what reason? Perhaps, this is the chase between a hunter and his prey, a dance between shares between lovers or maybe, play between siblings. Though unlikely, it is not impossible for 2 of such ugly dinosaurs to exist in the same era.
*First Person Pov*
Why? Why? Why is this happening to me? I can't help but ask myself repeatedly, what have I done that could possibly warrant this kind of experience? Is it too much to ask for a person to simply enjoy their goon sessions in peace, without disturbance?
All I've done in this world is goon and walk, so why the fuck is there a FUCKING DINOSAUR following me? Also, why is it so damn ugly? Why couldn't I be in a universe where there are monster girls?
I can hear my heart beating in my ears as I run past the countless prehistoric trees, extinct in the modern era. The wind caresses my face with each step I take. Sometimes, I circled around trees looking for a safe space to hide but it was always one step ahead of me. Making me feel as though it had the ability to teleport across the whole forest, like it was the master of the fauna around me.
"师弟,你别跑,少爷就是想问几个问题,没事的." Said the Dinosaur in perfect Chinese which I didn't learn but somehow the meaning was perfectly conveyed in my mind.
"GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU FREAK!!!"
"师弟,我就是想舔你鸡巴." Said the dinosaur with the most seductive voice, I have ever heard.
For a brief moment after it's words registered in my mind, I actually considered agreeing with his proposal but then as I turned back to look at it's ugly face, I instantly changed my mind. Those eyes showed that it wasn't just gonna blow me, it wanted to 🍇 me with the biggest pole I have ever seen, dominating me until I was no more than a shell of a man. Essentially a doll, a toy who can't live without a constant need to be bred.
"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HARD?! YOU UGLY-ASS, BALD-ASS, BITCHASS, NO HOE-PULLING ASS DINOSAUR FREAK!!!" I yell out while pushing my legs to go faster than they ever have before.
"师弟,我们走难路,走容易路,少爷对你是好意." It said suggestively still following behind me, getting so close I felt like it was right next to me.
"你应该感到荣幸,我愿意保护你,给你食物,只要求你给我提供一些服务."
I started to run away faster than Usain Bolt's record after hearing those words. But it was so close to me that I was forced to choose between a cave and a dense forest where it would surely have an advantage. So I chose to run into the cave.
I pushed my legs beyond their limits to get into the cave that I saw, essentially just trapping myself from since the cave only had 1 entrance. At that time I knew that I was fucked, I will forever be the boytoy of this dinosaur.
"FUCK WHY DID I CHOOSE TO COME HERE?!" I yell to myself, feeling the dinosaur closer than ever before. Practically breathing down my neck.
"师弟,你真是个硬汉,看来你选择的路很难走,幸好我一直都喜欢玩弄食物,毕竟追逐脚下的食物,不笑着享受生活,人生就没意义了." He says before he continued with,
"天仙无边虚空幻影步" He impatiently states in a tone that showed, he was no longer in the mood for for play. (Heavenly Immortal's Boundless Void-Treading Phantom Mirage Steps)
Suddenly, the dinosaur flashes towards me in a single step that seems to converge time and space itself. Effectively getting climbing onto my back in an instant.
My body fell towards the rocky, hard and unforgiving cave floor, headfirst.
*Third person pov*
The monstrous dinosaur loomed over the unconscious man, its thick, drooling maw hanging open, its primal instincts screaming for release. It panted heavily, its massive chest rising and falling rhythmically, its hips thrusting eagerly into the empty air as it prepared to claim its prize.
Its cock throbbed, ready.
Its mind burned, desperate.
Its need was unbearable.
And then—
CLANG.
A sound. Deep. Resonant. Otherworldly. It reverberated through the trees, through the earth, through reality itself.
The dinosaur froze. The world itself seemed to halt. The wind stopped blowing. The rustling leaves went still. A strange, unearthly hue washed over the surroundings, as though time itself had paused to bear witness.
CLANG.
Again, the sound rang out, rich and calm, yet impossibly powerful.
Then, the man's eyes shot open.
No—
Not the man.
Something else.
Something ancient. Something beyondcomprehension. Something that did notbelong to this world, nor any other. His pupils gleamed with an eerie, unnatural light as he sat up, completely unfazed, his movements deliberate, controlled—divine.
CLANG.
The ringing came again, but this time, its source was clear.
His balls.
His heavy, pendulous testicles, bathed in a luminous jade aura, clashed together like two celestial bells, ringing out a sound that shattered the stillness of the world.
The dinosaur trembled, its primal instincts screaming at it to flee, but its body refused to obey.
The jade-lit figure smirked, his voice a low, amused rumble.
"Heh. Already in this much trouble on your first day? Tch. Pathetic."
He sighed, shaking his head.
"Fine. I'll help you just this once, free of charge. Consider it a gift to a fledgling goon brother who has yet to spread his seed."
His gaze darkened, his smirk fading.
"But don't expect me to save your ass every time. If you want to stand among us, you must prove yourself worthy."
Then, with the grace of a warrior and the might of a god, he lifted his right leg high into the air.
And then—
He slammed it down.
The impact sent a deafening shockwave through the earth, splitting the ground, shaking the heavens. But he wasn't done.
Lowering himself, he placed his arms to the ground, his muscles tensing like coiled steel. Then, with unshakable poise, he raised his ass into the air, his jade-cladballs clanging one final time, their glow reaching a blinding crescendo.
CLANG.
"MATING… PRESS!"
He roars out.
With a force beyond mortal comprehension, he slammed his cock into the ground.
The worldshattered.
The ground collapsed.
A titanic crater erupted, swallowing everything in its wake. Trees were uprooted, mountains trembled, the sky itself seemed to shudder in reverence. The dinosaur and the man were consumed by the abyss, their bodies plummeting into the depths as time resumed its flow once more.
And as the dust settled, the world was left forever scarred by the power of a being that should not exist.
*DINOSAUR POV*
I was the oldest of the Ye Family. My father always said these words to me "You are a disgrace to the family. Look at your brother, he is only 6 years old but he is already at the Qi Gathering stage." (A/N: Ts so peak)
Everytime my younger brother made a big achievement I was compared to him. I was the scum of the family, my mother was just a concubine. At first, my father detested me because I was a blemish in his otherwise perfect family but my father found another use for me—that being the bridge to unite our Ye clan with the Su clan through the use of political marriage. I was determined to prove to him that I wasn't just a stain in the family but rather a talent to be nurtured.
But fate is often a cruel mistress, I was found to have the Ying Yang Severing Veins. One of the rarest yet most disadvantageous physiques in the world, my once shiny and jade-like scales formed bumps and hideous warts—disfiguring my once immortal-like beauty.
Once my father found out about my physique, my life was ruined. Juniors that used to look up at me in near reverence, now looked down at me with contempt and pity. Seniors that used to stand by me calling me Junior Brother Ye, now won't even look at me, let alone call out to me in the streets.
The final nail in the coffin was the Su family breaking off the engagement with us. I was hit for the first time in my life—my cheek stung with the pain of betrayal. On that day my father told me to meet him in the clan's main cave. I was humiliated in front of the whole clan.
Usually, the whole clan only gathers during the start of winter where the 4 clan heads of Tianmen village meetup to discuss which location we'll evacuate to avoid the harshness of the Frozen Dao Cycle but on this specific occasion, my father had invited all the major players to witness the plucking of my flower.
Their eyes looked down at me with not the usual disdain but rather indifference, like it was natural that this would happen to me, what hurt me most wasn't the pounding from behind or the stares from in front of me but what I felt inside.
I was enjoying it, this society we live in abides by the notion of survival of the fittest meaning 🍇 THE WEAK OR BE 🍇ed BY THE STRONG. To be 🍇ed in such a society is to lose all respect one could have, many would be surprised how much better traitors are treated than those who have been humiliated, and for me to be pounded in front of everyone I had ever known is to be no more common than a speck of dirt.
And despite all that, I was enjoying it. At that moment, nothing mattered to me. All the suffering I had endured, all of it felt like nothing when compared to the relentless pounding I was receiving. The masochistic pleasure I was getting from it was unbelievable.
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw my fiancé. We locked eyes and for a second, time seemed to freeze in place. I saw her stand up and start approaching me while wearing an indifferent expression on her face, ignoring the fact I was getting railed, she stood in front of me and spoke.
"你就是个受虐狂婊子,我要解除我们之间的婚约" She said, the words barely registering in my brain from the pleasure I am receiving from my father's holy rod.
Before I could utter a response I felt a pulse inside my body, as my father unloaded everything into me.
I groaned as I was getting filled up, the last thing I saw before passing out was my ex fiance leaving the cave.
*Backstory over*
"Well shitty dino, in this forest only one rule is said to run here."
"And do you know what rule that is?"
"Survival of the fittest," we say with conviction.
"Now.. touch me and you get raped," We grin ferociously, the echoing voices of the past goonatars resonating with me. A power that should never touch this world ever again.
"我是说,拜托...我们能换个方式吗!?" It whined at us.
"Well you see my petite little dino, we like ya and we want ya… now we can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way, the choice is yours."
"嗯,我不认为你和我很快就会做任何事情,小兄弟." Its arrogance in thinking we wouldn't rip open that juicy hole and fuck it made us smirk a little bit.
"So we see you've chosen the hard way!" We grin and lick my lips. Our balls had already expanded but that didn't seem to have wavered his spirit. It seems that only a fat big dick would make me silence it.
"Oh? So you're approaching us?" We say with contempt continuing "Instead of running away, you're cumming right at us?"
"我不能不靠近你,就把你操得屁滚尿流," The dino says with a toothy grin on its scaly face, slowly walking closer.
"Ho ho! Then cum as close as you like," We start to walk as well, arms spread out. The distance between us shortening rapidly.
"BIG BANG ATTACK!"
We bellow out suddenly as our balls rapidly shrink and the thickest amount of semen to ever grace this prehistoric earth comes out. A full 8 inches of pure unadulterated swinging in the air as we let out our juice
"天仙无边虚空幻影步" (Heavenly Immortal's Boundless Void-Treading Phantom Mirage Steps" It states with a slight urgency, sidestepping the thick streams of semen that splat on the cave wall, rapidly melting it.
We grin in satisfaction as we see the slightest bit of fear in its eyes. "You didn't expect acidic cum did you?" We taunted with a question.
"怎么会这样?你在树上射的精液味道那么好,现在却酸了?" It replies to our question with another one of its own, confusion evident on its wart covered face.
"It's magic, we ain't gotta explain shit!" We say, raising our hands to grip our thick rod of meat, swinging it in the air.
"Now, cum at us, Daddy here can't wait to pry open your holes." We taunt.
It growls as it quickly approaches, rage swiftly taking over whatever it was feeling before. It raises its claws as it swipes at us with enough power to cleave us in two.
We sidestep at the last moment, its claw misses us by a millimeter. White liquid coils around our fist as we connect a palm strike to the middle of its chest, glowing white sparks dancing in the air.
WHITE SPLASH
Its body crashes against the cave wall with the speed of a bullet, dust and rubble kicking up everywhere. The dust obscures our sight, the status of the creature unknown to us. We wait patiently for the dust to clear away.
As the dust leaves, we can clearly see the damage on the cave wall, yet the creature is nowhere to be seen. Our sense of danger tells us to move as we quickly sidestep again, only to still get hit in our back, sending us flying to the same wall we sent it to.
We quickly reinforce our body before the impact, significantly lessening the damage as we hit the wall, slightly bouncing off it and onto the ground. Standing up with only minor cuts, We look at the creature on the other side of the cave, noticing the scales that have been burnt off from the impact of our white splash
"啧,你还能从我的偷袭中幸存下来" It clicks its tongue in disappointment with a slight grimace, looking pained as it absentmindedly scratches its wound. "你是怎么活下来的?" It questions with curiosity.
"Nanomachines son. They harden in response to physical trauma." We say confidently with a smirk.
"纳米?什么? " It says confusion taking over its expression.
"You wouldn't get it, it's a reference to something that will exist thousands of years later." We say in disappointment continuing
"It's called goon energy, the more we splurt out our juices the stronger it'll get." We finish, raising our hands as we demonstrate. (A/N: Millions of years later)
It watches as the white liquid coils around our body, covering us in a thin aura. "那你为什么要告诉我这些?这不是你应该隐藏的东西吗?" It questions.
"It's not like you can beat us" We say, confidence evident in our voices. It visibly shrinks its eyes in anger at the sheer audacity of the words it just heard. Done with its questions and obviously angered, it runs straight at us with a speed that makes it almost a blur.
"天逆全能爪" (Heaven Defying Totality Claws) Its voice echoes out as it states its attack, claw's visibly sharpening. It reaches us as it goes in for a low sweep with its claw.
We jump slightly to avoid the blow, It smirks as its other claw comes up and slashes down. We reinforce our body with goon energy as we redirect the claw away, making it miss entirely. It snarls seeing both of its attacks miss.
Now entering close combat with it, we start to brawl. Dodging yet another slash, We enter a loose boxer's stance, counter attacking with a hook to its face.
Momentarily shocked, it failed to move fast enough to dodge the hook. Its eyes blurred for only a fraction of a second, but that was all the time we neededed to land 2 goon infused jabs to its chest, pushing it back and dirtying our fists with its blood. Gaining its bearings again after the whallopping we just gave it, it raises its hands as the claws visibly grow.
'Round 2, FIGHT!' 7 voices say in excitement, a grin visible on our faces. Enraged yet again, it practically flew over to us with a jump, arms outstretched, ready to claw at our throats.
END
(How will round 2 go? Find out on the next episode of DC: White Splash.)
(I, Jashane cooked. Sleepy times now)
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The very talented and beautiful authors and editors that participated!!! (Comment who you think is the most hard-working here!) (The self glaze is crazy)
Melatonin (Still carrying as usual… you can call me the group leader) (did basically nothing this chapter)(Why is he still lying?)
Jashane (Wrote the mid fight scene)
Counter (Wrote ts peak chapter with Jashane, Sugma and Flower)
Boy of joy (Like A cuck i watch while The goats do their job)
Flower (Wrote some stuff, did some edits. The others did most of the leg work)
Sugma
TheGamer9167 (Boys in skirts are my fav)
Local_Soul