The next day
"Ow! What the..."
Magnus woke up from a sudden hit on the head, his eyes looking around for the attacker.
Only to be struck in the nose by a piece of hail the size of his finger.
'Oh come on! I get rain but why the hell is there hail over an ocean!?'
He covered his head with his arms and crouched down to reduce the area the hail could hit him. By now the turtle had somewhat partially submerged to not get hit by the hail, even it found the hail painful to endure.
After enduring a few hours of relentless hail, Magnus cursed under his breath as the skies finally cleared.
"That took... A bit."
[You're lucky to be alive, dipshit.]
'I know, so let me at least joke about it. If I am stuck with just a floating window talking to me I would go insane. Hell, anyone would.'
Seeing the system not respond, he smiled.
'Cat got your tongue, eh?'
[If I start listing everything you did wrong so far, I might need a book or two.]
'Love you too.'
[EWWWWW.]
