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Chapter 84 - Chapter 84: These Newcomers Are a Bit Unusual

[Su Xiaoqi: That nap hit the spot.]

[Zhu Zhuqing: Have you eaten? Need me to make you something?]

[Su Xiaoqi: Already did. Heart gesture.jpg]

[Sakata Gintoki: Hey, hey, hey! Can you two tone it down? This is a serious chatroom, not a place for public displays of affection!]

[Su Xiaoqi: @Sakata Gintoki, Heart gesture.jpg]

[Sakata Gintoki: You're nuts. Gin-san doesn't do bromance.]

[Kurumi Tokisaki: Ara~ Seems like our dear Su Xiaoqi is in a good mood today. Could it be something… delightful happened last night after we left?]

[Nami: Of course he's in a good mood.]

[Lu Linglong: Details, please.]

[Su Xiaoqi: @Lu Linglong, Children shouldn't ask too many questions.]

[Lu Linglong: Me? A child? Excuse me, I'm actually a year older than you, okay?]

[Lu Linglong: By the way, when are you coming over? I need those points to pay off my debt.]

[Su Xiaoqi: When does the Luotian Tournament start?]

[Lu Linglong: The day after tomorrow. I already signed you and Zhuqing up. There are two more spots—any takers?]

[Sakata Gintoki: Me! Me! Gin-san wants to discuss life with Hua'er and Feng Shayan.]

[Lu Linglong: You can forget about Hua'er. As for Feng Shayan, good luck.]

[Su Xiaoqi: @Sakata Gintoki, What about Feng Baobao?]

[Sakata Gintoki: That nutcase? Gin-san's not messing with her.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Wow, you're even picking up local slang now. Impressive.]

[Sakata Gintoki: Of course. Gin-san is a dedicated student of life.]

[Lu Linglong: @Nami, You're not coming?]

[Nami: I'll pass. Thanks to someone, I've got people to look after here. Plus, if I'm gone too long, who knows where Luffy and the gang will sail the Going Merry.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Tell Vivi I miss her. Also, I'll make up for the loss you suffered this time.]

[Nami: Hmph.]

[Lu Linglong: @Kurumi Tokisaki, Kurumi, are you coming?]

[Kurumi Tokisaki: Ara~ Then I'll gladly accept.]

[Lu Linglong: All right then, it's settled. Sorry Kaito and Sakuragi, I'll invite you guys next time.]

[Kuroba Kaito: It's fine. I wouldn't be much help anyway.]

[Sakuragi Hanamichi: No worries, boss lady. I've got a practice match with Ryonan coming up.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Sakuragi, I didn't even ask yet. How are you doing now?]

[Sakuragi Hanamichi: Bro! I've been dunking Gorilla into the floor and made that sneaky fox cry. From now on, call me Shohoku's ace and #1 baller, Sakuragi Hanamichi! Hahahaha!]

[Su Xiaoqi: For real? You're not pulling my leg? Whose ability are you using, anyway?]

[Sakuragi Hanamichi: That's a secret—for now. I'll show you all during the prefectural tournament.]

[Sakata Gintoki: Gin-san's more curious about whether you've scored with Haruko's "balls" yet.]

[Sakuragi Hanamichi: I train with Haruko every day now. She'll be my girlfriend in no time! Hahaha!]

[Sakata Gintoki: Sigh... Gin-san shouldn't ask such profound questions. Just stick to basketball, kid.]

[Su Xiaoqi: @Lu Linglong, I'll come the day after tomorrow. Tomorrow I'll train; haven't moved much lately—feels like I'm rusting.]

[Nami: Heh...]

[Lu Linglong: Nami, what's gotten into you since earlier?]

[Su Xiaoqi: Ignore her, probably her time of the month.]

[Nami: Go die. Just seeing you pisses me off.]

[Ding! Sena Kashiwazaki has joined the chat group!]

[Ding! Sōsuke Aizen has joined the chat group!]

[Ding! Minato Namikaze has joined the chat group!]

[Ding! Akeno Himejima has joined the chat group!]

Su Xiaoqi was visibly stunned by the latest batch of newcomers.

Aizen Sōsuke—arguably one of the most charming and high-tier antagonists in all of anime.

This one needed to be watched closely. One wrong move from him could end up with the entire group at a funeral.

As for Akeno Himejima and Sena Kashiwazaki… Well, let's just say they could give Zhuqing a run for her money. Su Xiaoqi worried this group chat might start heading into very questionable territory, especially considering the nature of Akeno's original universe.

Regarding Akeno… yeah, not a word would be uttered about her anime. If Zhuqing or Vivi ever found out he used to watch that show under his covers at night, he'd be in serious trouble.

Last but not least—Minato Namikaze. The Fourth Hokage. Their little ray of sunshine. A genuinely good man, loved by many. More importantly, a normal person.

[Lu Linglong: !!!]

[Sakata Gintoki: Oh my GAWD!]

[Kuroba Kaito: Shaking in my boots.]

[Nami: ??? Why are you guys freaking out? We've had newcomers before.]

[Lu Linglong: Not like these!]

[Lu Linglong: @Sōsuke Aizen, Hello idol, I'm your #1 fangirl Lu Linglong. Need a sidekick by any chance?]

[Sakata Gintoki: Aizen-sama! Gin-san is at your service! Please look after me!]

[Sena Kashiwazaki: Huh? Why do I suddenly have this weird group in my head?]

[Sakata Gintoki: Young lady, under normal circumstances, Gin-san would guide you one-on-one, but I must attend to a certain VIP first.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Wow, rare sight—refusing a cute girl.]

[Sakata Gintoki: Hey, don't underestimate Gin-san. Sure, she's cute, but Gin-san has seen the world!]

[Su Xiaoqi: Good, I hope you remember you said that.]

[Su Xiaoqi: @Sena Kashiwazaki, Mind posting a full-body pic? Thanks.]

[Nami: Tch, and you think she'll just send it because you asked? You think she's stupid?]

[Sena Kashiwazaki: Image.jpg — Just took this selfie. Hope it's okay.]

[Nami: ??? Are you stupid?! Why are you listening to him?!]

[Sena Kashiwazaki: He asked nicely, so I sent it. What's the issue?]

[Lu Linglong: ...I think I've met someone even more airheaded than me.]

[Kurumi Tokisaki: Ara~ What an adorable girl. Like a porcelain doll.]

[Sakata Gintoki: @Sena Kashiwazaki, Earlier messages were from a hacker. Not me, promise. Now, feel free to ask Gin-san anything—available 24/7 for you.]

[Lu Linglong: You're hopeless.]

[Nami: @Sena Kashiwazaki, Sorry to pry, but how old are you?]

[Sena Kashiwazaki: I'm 17.]

[Nami: Dammit! Why do all of you have such amazing figures?! Only Zhuqing can compete!]

[Akeno Himejima: Ara~ Such a cute little thing. Even I'm starting to fall for you.]

[Kurumi Tokisaki: ??? Why are you copying the way I talk?]

[Akeno Himejima: ???]

[Su Xiaoqi: Hahaha. Two women who say "Ara~" as a catchphrase meeting—this should be fun.]

[Kurumi Tokisaki: @Su Xiaoqi, Who is this woman?]

[Su Xiaoqi: No idea. Never seen her anime.]

[Zhu Zhuqing: Really?]

[Su Xiaoqi: Really.]

[Nami: Liar. There's something fishy going on here.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Believe what you want. I'm not explaining.]

[Kurumi Tokisaki: @Akeno Himejima, Please stop using those two words. They're my signature.]

[Akeno Himejima: Ara~ That won't do. I like them too.]

[Kurumi Tokisaki: Don't provoke me.]

[Akeno Himejima: Ara~ I'm usually easygoing, but I don't shy away from a fight, little miss.]

[Kurumi Tokisaki: @Su Xiaoqi, What if I fight her? Whose side are you on?]

[Su Xiaoqi: Yours, of course. You're my friend—she's a stranger. But try not to fight. We're all friends here.]

[Kurumi Tokisaki: As long as she doesn't mess with me, I'll ignore her.]

[Akeno Himejima: Ara~ But weren't you the one who started it? I haven't done anything to you, little sister.]

[Kurumi Tokisaki: You better pray we never meet.]

[Akeno Himejima: Ara~ I'm terrified.]

[Akeno Himejima: @Su Xiaoqi, Are you the admin here?]

[Su Xiaoqi: Nope. No admins in this group.]

[Akeno Himejima: Ara~ Got it. Since newcomers are supposed to post pics, here's mine. Image.jpg]

[Akeno Himejima: By the way, I'm also 17 years old~]

[Nami: AHHHHH! I can't take this anymore! Her body is almost on par with Hancock's!]

[Lu Linglong: Good grief. What are kids these days eating?!]

[Sena Kashiwazaki: @Akeno Himejima, Do you find it uncomfortable? I struggle with normal tasks all the time.]

[Akeno Himejima: Ara~ You get used to it.]

[Nami: Can you two not have this conversation in front of us?! It's soul-crushing.]

[Lu Linglong: Isn't something missing? This is the part where…]

[Sakata Gintoki: @Akeno Himejima, Are you single? If so, would you consider Gin-san? I'm the male lead of Gintama, the group's most beloved member. I'm available whenever, wherever!]

[Lu Linglong: Called it.]

[Nami: Don't waste your breath. He's beyond saving.]

[Akeno Himejima: @Sakata Gintoki, Ara~ I'm single. So tell me, between me and Kurumi Tokisaki, who do you prefer?]

[Sakata Gintoki: Kids pick one. Adults choose both.]

[Akeno Himejima: Hehehe. An honest answer.]

[Su Xiaoqi: @Kurumi Tokisaki, Don't worry. I've got your back.]

In truth, it was hard to say who was more popular—Kurumi Tokisaki or Akeno Himejima. Sometimes, cuteness simply couldn't compete with raw sex appeal.

Especially with a body like Akeno's. What guy could resist sneaking a glance?

And her "benefits" weren't exactly modest either...

[Kurumi Tokisaki: @Su Xiaoqi, Heart gesture.jpg]

[Zhu Zhuqing: You two better behave. Vivi might be away, but I'm still here.]

[Sakata Gintoki: @Su Xiaoqi, Hurry up and tell Gin-san what anime these girls are from. I need to watch them.]

[Su Xiaoqi: Are you dumb? I said I don't know that Akeno chick. If you want to find her anime, look it up yourself.]

[Su Xiaoqi: As for @Sena Kashiwazaki, your anime is Haganai: I Don't Have Many Friends. It's a slice-of-life romance.]

[Lu Linglong: What kind of ridiculous title is that?! That's a real anime?]

[Su Xiaoqi: Sorry, typo earlier. The real title is Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai.]

Su Xiaoqi wiped the sweat off his brow. Sakata Gintoki had led him astray—he almost called it that other nickname fans had jokingly coined online...

[Sōsuke Aizen: A cross-world, future-aware chat group... This is truly fascinating.]

[Lu Linglong: You've already figured it all out, idol?!]

[Sōsuke Aizen: I took some time to understand the basics—especially how points work.]

[Lu Linglong: As expected from my idol. Strong and smart. But earning points isn't easy. Even you will need to work for it.]

[System: Sōsuke Aizen uploaded: Kido Techniques – awarded xxx points.]

[System: Sōsuke Aizen uploaded: Hakuda – awarded xxx points.]

[System: Sōsuke Aizen uploaded: Shunpo – awarded xxx points.]

[System: Sōsuke Aizen uploaded: Zanjutsu – awarded xxx points.]

[Lu Linglong: …Forget what I just said.]

[Sōsuke Aizen: No need. I appreciate the reminder. As thanks, I could offer you a few Kido techniques.]

[Lu Linglong: Thank you, idol, but Kido is useless to me—I don't have any spiritual pressure.]

[Sōsuke Aizen: I see…]

[System: Sōsuke Aizen sent a red envelope to Lu Linglong.]

[Sōsuke Aizen: Consider this 10,000-point gift a welcome present.]

[Lu Linglong: Thanks, but I can't take your points just like that. I prefer earning my own—it feels better that way.]

[Sōsuke Aizen: You're an interesting girl. If you ever need help, let me know.]

[Sakata Gintoki: @Sōsuke Aizen, Aizen-sama! Gin-san is your loyal fanboy! Can I get some points too? Nothing much—maybe 100k or so?]

[Nami: You've got some nerve.]

[Sōsuke Aizen: Mr. Sakata Gintoki, I won't be giving you points. But tell me—do you have any interest in Arrancars? I can see if I can transfer a few.]

[Sakata Gintoki: Arrancars? Gin-san likes Harribel and Nelliel!]

[Sōsuke Aizen: Heh, so you know them well. You also must know that Nelliel isn't with me currently. As for Harribel—she's still useful to me. When I no longer need her, I'll consider sending her your way.]

[Su Xiaoqi: That's enough. Anyone else saying those things wouldn't raise suspicion. But you're Sōsuke Aizen—every word you say is a potential red flag.]

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