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Chapter 83: SHANG CLAN (5)

SHANG YAN FEI VS. LIVING TREASURE DOOR (IT'S GIVING OHIO INTERACTIONS)

Living Treasure Door, whining: "Little Fei Fei~ Dig my nose! Pleaaase?" (💀)

Shang Yan Fei, malding: "I'm the Shang Clan Leader—"

Living Treasure Door: "No nose dig = no treasure! Dig dig dig!" (Spams "DIG MY NOSE" like Twitch chat)

Shang Yan Fei, defeated: "FINE." (Uses Blood Handprint Gu to dig the door's nose)

Result:

Typhoon Mountain Pepper (god-tier refinement material)

Worry Soil (rank six Gu ingredient)

Grass Skirt Gu (absorbs primeval energy 💃)

Twitch Chat:

💀 "BRO'S DIGGING A DOOR'S NOSE FOR LOOT"

🍿 "SHANG YAN FEI'S SIGMA IMAGE SHATTERED"

🐍 "LIVING TREASURE DOOR TAXING THE CLAN LEADER"

Shang Yan Fei's Goal:

Man Triumphing Heaven Gu (awakens mortals' apertures)

For Shang Xin Ci (simping for his daughter)

FANG YUAN & BAI NING BING'S PATH SELECTION

Wei Yang, lecturing: "Rank 3 is where you specialize! Choose wisely!"

Fang Yuan: "Strength path. Unga bunga."

Bai Ning Bing: "Ice path. Frost demon mode."

Wei Yang, facepalming: "NO. Strength path is trash. Ice path is defensive—"

Fang Yuan: "I like challenges." (Already planning for Three Kings Inheritance)

Bai Ning Bing: "I'll take the male Ice Crystal Gu." (Gender-bending out of spite)

Wei Yang, internally: "These two are hopeless."

Twitch Chat:

💀 "FANG YUAN TROLLING WEI YANG"

🍿 "BAI NING BING REJECTING FEMININITY"

🐍 "STRENGTH PATH HIDDEN OP???"

SHOPPING SPREE (IT'S GIVING DEMONIC GLOW UP)

Bai Ning Bing buys:

Ice Crystal Gu (28k primeval stones)

Fang Yuan buys:

Brown Bear Innate Strength Gu (4.1k primeval stones)

Plot Twist:

Bai Ning Bing STOPS at rank 3 to avoid aptitude recovery (Northern Dark Ice Soul curse)

Fang Yuan secretly buys extra items (sus 🤨)

FANG YUAN'S GAMBLING DEN MASTERMIND PLAY

Fang Yuan enters the extravagant gambling den, his gaze immediately locking onto an unassuming stellar stone being used as a counter leg support.

The Legend: In his past life, this exact rock contained a legendary strength-path Gu that propelled an unknown gambler to fame.

Current Status: Covered in dust, treated as furniture, completely overlooked by thousands of daily visitors.

Clerk's Pitch:

"New customer? Those scrap rocks are worthless! Let me show you our premium selections—"

Medium-grade rocks (1,000 stones)

High-grade rocks (10,000 stones)

Super-grade rocks (100,000+ stones)

Fang Yuan's Strat:

Plays the clueless NOOB, letting the clerk waste time "educating" him.

Selects random low-grade rocks (100 stones each) as decoys.

Casually points to the stellar stone counter support: "I'll take that one too."

Clerk's Reaction:

"That? It's just scrap—"

(Fang Yuan whips out the PURPLE THORN TOKEN)

"HOLY—! Right away, honored guest!"

DISSECTION SHOWDOWN

Rock Dissecting Master Duan is summoned—a veteran with 50+ years experience.

The Process:

Magnetic resonance technique (stellar stones require precise methods)

Layers carefully peeled under specialized Gu-assisted tools

Crowd gathers as the legendary Stellar Strength Gu is revealed:

Rank 4 (extremely rare in scrap rocks)

Passive effect: Permanently boosts physical strength by 1 bear per refinement

Active skill: "Meteor Strike" (single-target crushing blow)

Onlookers' Reactions:

"That's IMPOSSIBLE!"

"How did he KNOW?!"

Shang Ya Zi, witnessing from the crowd, shatters his wine cup in rage.

Fang Yuan, internally: "Just as I remembered."

TWIST: BAI NING BING'S RETURN

Bai Ning Bing storms in from Feng Yu Manor, face pale:

"Fang Yuan. The Yang Gu… it's a lie."

Revelation:

Yang Gu doesn't exist—it's a mythical Gu theorized to balance Yin-Yang but never confirmed.

Doctor Su Shou knew but withheld the truth.

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