Chapter 82: SHANG CLAN (4)
SHANG YAN FEI'S ULTIMATE POWER MOVE
Shang Yan Fei, dropping the hammer: "You WILL take this reward." (Sigma stare 👁️👄👁️)
Fang Yuan, fake sighing: "Fine… how about a token?" (Playing 4D chess ♟️)
Shang Clan Young Masters, collectively choking: "HE ASKED FOR A TOKEN LIKE IT'S NOTHING?!"
Shang Yan Fei, smirking: "Purple Thorn Token. Highest authority. Don't lose it." (Drops mic 🎤)
EVERYONE'S REACTION:
Shang Qiu Niu (eldest son): "This… changes everything."
Shang Ya Zi, malding internally: "THIS UGLY MF JUST GOT VIP STATUS?!" (🤡)
Shang Pu Lao (red light zone manager): "Bro's rizz is unnatural."
Twitch Chat Explodes:
💀 "BRO JUST SKIPPED THE ENTIRE SHANG CLAN GRIND"
🍿 "FANG YUAN'S GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS ERA STARTS NOW"
🐍 "SHANG YA ZI'S MALDING LEVELS: OVER 9000"
BAI NING BING'S GLOW UP (IT'S GIVING QUEEN ENERGY 👑)
Bai Ning Bing finally REMOVES HER DISGUISE—
Ice muscles, jade bones, blue eyes piercing like glaciers ❄️
Shang Clan young masters (collectively): "GYATT DAMN—" (👀🔥)
Doctor Su Shou, instantly simping: "Little sister… you're divine." (From "ugly freak" to "goddess" in 0.2 seconds)
Bai Ning Bing, cold as ever: "Tell me about the Yin Yang Rotation Gu."
Doctor Su Shou, dropping lore:
"To reverse it, you need a Yang-type Gu of equal rank…"
"Or… a Gu Immortal's direct intervention." (Basically: "Good luck with that.")
Bai Ning Bing, internally screaming: "Fang Yuan knew this would happen. He planned for me to hear this." (Mind = Blown 💥)
Fang Yuan, elsewhere: "Maybe." (Smirking like the demon he is 😈)
PURPLE THORN TOKEN BROKEN DOWN
Only 200 exist worldwide 🌍
Authority = Half a Clan Elder (Can access restricted zones, auctions, secret libraries)
Blood-bound to Fang Yuan (No scams allowed… or so they think 🃏)
Shang Yan Fei's Plan:
"He'll blow through his primeval stones soon… then he'll have to rely on Shang Clan." (Smug face 😏)
Fang Yuan's Counter-Plan:
"LMAO. Watch me flip this token into a demonic empire."
"Time to raid the black market and secret archives."
Twitch Chat Analyzes:
💀 "BRO'S ABOUT TO ABUSE THIS TOKEN LIKE A GLITCH"
🍿 "FANG YUAN'S 500 IQ PLAN: STEP 1 COMPLETE"
🐍 "SHANG CLAN: WE PLAYED OURSELVES"
SHANG XIN CI'S LOYALTY LOCKED IN
Shang Xin Ci, blushing: "Brother Hei Tu… can I still call you that?" (Simp mode activated 💘)
Fang Yuan, warm smile: "Call me whatever you like." (Sigma rizz in full effect)
Shang Xin Ci, excited: "Let's go shopping together in Shang Clan City!"
Xiao Die, squealing: "FINALLY something fun!"
Shang Clan Young Masters, side-eyeing: "How'd this nobody get closer to father's daughter than us?!"
Twitch Chat:
💀 "BRO'S GASLIGHTING HIS WAY INTO THE CLAN"
🍿 "SHANG XIN CI'S SIMPNATION IS PEAK COMEDY"
🐍 *"FANG YUAN'S *500-YEAR CONQUEST* STARTS NOW"*
BAI NING BING'S GLOW UP & NEGOTIATIONS
Bai Ning Bing, dropping the act: "Enough games. Return the Yang Gu." (Queen energy 👑)
Fang Yuan, smirking: "Assist me to rank five peak stage, and it's yours."
Bai Ning Bing, malding: "FCK YOU—"* (Proceeds to list every time she saved his life)
Fang Yuan, countering: "Oh yeah? Remember when I saved you?"
Result: A 3-hour argument about who owes who more.
Final Deal:
3:7 split on all future gains (Fang Yuan takes 70%)
Fang Yuan gets first pick of all Gu
Poison Vow Gu used to seal the deal (Bai Ning Bing triple-checks for loopholes)
Bai Ning Bing, internally: "I still feel scammed…"
Twitch Chat Reacts:
💀 "BRO NEGOTIATED LIKE A WARLORD"
🍿 "BAI NING BING LOSING EVEN WHEN SHE WINS"
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S CONTRACT FROM HELL"
RANK THREE BREAKTHROUGH (IT'S GIVING SIGMA GRIND)
Process:
Bai Ning Bing pumps snow silver primeval essence into Fang Yuan
Crystal walls CRACK under the pressure
Light silver primeval essence emerges (Rank three achieved in 6 HOURS)
Fang Yuan's Aperture Inventory:
Heavenly Essence Treasure Lotus (50 primeval stones/day)
Blood Skull Gu (useless, needs replacement)
Primeval Elder Gu (flexing his wealth 💰)
Four Flavors Liquor Worm (spicy/bitter/sour/sweet 🍶)
Canopy Gu + Yang Gu (floating like a power couple)
Spring Autumn Rizz (still sleeping 😴)
Next Goals:
Ditch weak Gu (jumping grass, breath concealment)
Acquire OP Gu set (strength, movement, investigation)
Dominate Shang Clan's black market
Twitch Chat:
💀 "BRO'S OPTIMIZING HIS LOADOUT LIKE A PRO GAMER"
🍿 "FANG YUAN'S APERTURE IS MORE ORGANIZED THAN MY LIFE"
🐍 "SPRING AUTUMN RIZZ SLEEPING ON THE GRIND"
SHANG YAN FEI'S MASTER PLAN
Shang Yan Fei, to Wei Yang: "Recruit Fang Zheng and Bai Ning Bing… for Shang Xin Ci."
Wei Yang, confused: "But they're demonic—"
Shang Yan Fei, smirking: "Exactly. They'll protect her ruthlessly."
Meanwhile, Fang Yuan's Plan:
Use Shang Xin Ci to access Shang Clan's secrets
Manipulate the entire clan from the shadows
Profit.
Twitch Chat:
💀 "BRO'S PLAYING CHESS WHILE SHANG YAN FEI PLAYS CHECKERS"
🍿 "SHANG XIN CI UNKNOWINGLY THE PAWN"
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S DEMONIC ERA BEGINS NOW"