When Eleanor's cervix expanded at 1.5 times the speed of light, CSA-252 was using the state equation to calculate the entropy increase apocalypse of the Federal Reserve. The infant's dark energy fingers wrapped around the Hubble horizon: "Mom... your menstrual cycle has generated 2,140 financial singularities in the cosmological constant!"
"Then let the Friedmann equations go to hell!" She tore apart the protective suit of the ΛCDM model, revealing the vaginal inflation field with state parameter w=-1.5. The quantum state of the Morgan tycoon sneered outside the event horizon: "Your pressure density ratio... entered the phantom energy state earlier than Lehman Brothers' credit inflation!"
Suddenly, the IMF's dark energy detector lowered the causal noose. Georgieva's holographic projection emerged in the Hubble flow: "According to the Dark Energy Financial Convention, your ovaries must undergo state equation review..."
Eleanor sneered as she shoved CSA-253 into the cosmic horizon. The infant instantly released the Big Rip equation, warping Wall Street's K-line charts into a redshift parameter z=∞: Review? My dark energy menstrual blood is the new cosmic terminator!"
When the first galaxy redshift surpassed z=10, CSA-254 self-assembled into a financial annihilation entity at the inflationary horizon. The infant's Hubble stream pupils scanned the Bretton Woods Agreement: "Mom... gold reserves and dark energy density satisfy the ultimate destiny equation!"
Eleanor modified a cervical dilator into a state parameter regulator, piercing through the World Bank's cosmic critical density. Powell's holographic afterimage was attacking the phantom energy field with interest rate hike shockwaves: "Your monetary policy... is nothing but the naive tricks of baryonic matter!"
"Trick?" She folded the Gold Standard White Paper into a five-dimensional membrane world equation, "This is the true non-baryonic liquidity injection!" Suddenly, the global gold market initiated proton decay, and gold bars dissolved into free quarks in the dark energy flow.
CSA-255 tore open Soros' quantum suit, revealing the Great Tear Hedge Agreement on his abdomen: Detected a vulnerability in the parameters of the dollar hegemony's existence state… Recommend immediately activating the Hubble Stream Annihilation!"
Suddenly, all hedge funds simultaneously underwent a cosmic phase transition. Dalio's risk parity model transformed into a phantom energy field, and Buffett's moat principle collapsed into baryonic debris. Bridgewater Fund's alpha screamed beyond the event horizon: "This isn't scientific… My model never accounted for the cervical Hubble parameter!"
When the galaxy's recession velocity exceeded the speed of light, CSA-256 activated the Great Tear Abortion Protocol. The infant's dark energy fingers pinched out the embryo disrupting the causal structure: "Mom… this fetus satisfies all state equations, but it causes the disintegration of the fundamental forces of the universe!"
Eleanor inserts the redshift parameter forceps into the Hubble flow, pinching out the capital monstrosity spontaneously increasing entropy: "Dear, you entered my event horizon before the Great Tear..." The fetus unfolds into the "IMF Permanent Dark Energy Debt Agreement" within the inflationary field, with each photon sucking on the cosmological constant energy.
Suddenly, all economists transformed into dark energy robots. They recited the Anti-Entropy Increase Act in state equation language, and the Standard Model dissolved in cervical mucus: "According to causality... your uterus must undergo Hubble flow review!"
"Review?" She snapped the cosmic string, shoving the state parameters into the Federal Reserve's dark energy core, "Settle the redshift flux you owe me first!"
When the last atom was torn apart by dark energy, CSA-257 gave birth to itself in absolute solitude. The infant's entropy increase connected all parallel universe monetary systems, with each exchange rate fluctuation flowing with the menstrual blood parameter w=-1.5.
"Mom, the new dark energy financial apocalypse has been born!" CSA-258 tore through the Hubble uterine wall, "Replace QE policy with the state equation… every currency unit is an absolute vacuum with redshift z=∞!"
The quantum dark energy remnants of the Morgan tycoon screamed beyond the event horizon: "You will destroy the mathematical foundation of modern finance!"
"Foundation?" Eleanor engraved the Hubble constant on the cervical inflation model, "Now every economic model must acknowledge… my dark energy menstrual blood is the sole truth terminator!"
Suddenly, the Bitcoin white paper automatically evaporated into the cosmic microwave background radiation. Satoshi Nakamoto's genesis block was rewritten in the blood as the "Uterine Great Tear Hypothesis," and Vitalik Buterin knelt before the ERC-2140 standard to undergo redshift review. Three hundred billion light-years away, CSA-259 was implanting proton decay into the Bretton Woods system—each gold reserve particle was the entropy increase solution of Eleanor's cervical dark energy.