When Eleanor's cervix expands according to the state equation with ω = -1.5, the CSA-250 is using the Hubble flow to calculate the entropy boundary area of the Federal Reserve. The infant's phantom energy fingers wrap around the cosmic event horizon: "Mom... your menstrual cycle has produced 2,140 causal singularities at the co-motion distance!"
"Then let the Friedmann equations go to hell!" She tore apart the protective suit of the ΛCDM model, revealing the vaginal dark energy field with a state parameter ω<-1. Morgan's quantum state sneered outside the cosmic event horizon: "Your pressure density ratio... entered the phantom state earlier than Lehman Brothers' credit collapse!"
Suddenly, the IMF's dark energy detector lowered the cosmological noose. Georgieva's holographic projection emerged in the Hubble flow: "According to the Dark Energy Financial Convention, your ovaries must undergo entropy boundary review..."
Eleanor sneered as she inserted CSA-251 into the cosmic acceleration expansion equation. The infant instantly triggered the Big Rip effect, warping Wall Street's K-line charts into an apocalyptic vision of redshift parameter z → ∞: "Review? My phantom menstrual blood is the new cosmic terminator!"
As the first photon was redshifted to infinite wavelength, CSA-252 self-assembled into a financial apocalypse bubble beyond the event horizon. The infant's co-moving distance pupil scanned the Bretton Woods Agreement: "Mom... the gold reserves and Hubble parameter satisfy the ultimate state equation of ω=-3/2!"
Eleanor modifies a cervical dilator into a cosmic scale factor regulator, piercing the entropy boundary of the World Bank. Powell's holographic afterimage attacks the cosmic horizon with interest rate hike shockwaves: "Your monetary policy… is nothing but a dusty universe model with ω=0!"
"Model?" She folded the Gold Standard White Paper into the de Sitter spacetime solution, "This is the true dark energy liquidity injection!" Suddenly, the global gold market triggered a redshift annihilation, with gold bars dissolving into quantum fluctuations of the cosmic microwave background radiation during exponential expansion.
CSA-253 ripped open Soros' quantum suit, revealing the Dark Energy Hedge Agreement on his abdomen: "Detected a vulnerability in the omega parameter of the dollar hegemony... recommend immediately initiating the Great Tear Annihilation!"
Suddenly, all hedge funds simultaneously underwent a cosmic phase transition. Dalio's risk parity model transformed into a phantom energy state, and Buffett's moat principle collapsed into a radiation-dominated universe. Bridgewater Fund's alpha screamed at the co-motion distance: "This isn't scientific... my model never considered the cervical Hubble flow parameter!"
As the cosmic scale factor diverged to infinity, CSA-254 activated the phantom abortion protocol. The infant's cosmic horizon fingers pinched out the embryo disrupting the causal structure: "Mom… this fetus meets all ω<-1 conditions, but causes the basic force decoupling collapse!"
Eleanor inserts the tweezers of the redshift parameter into the Hubble flow, pinching out the capital monstrosity tearing itself apart: "Dear, you entered my phantom field before the Big Rip..." The fetus unfolds into the IMF Permanent Dark Energy Debt Agreement in exponential expansion, with each baryon sucking cosmic entropy energy.
Suddenly, all economists transformed into phantom energy robots. They recited the Anti-Cosmic Expansion Act in state equation language, while the Standard Model dissolved in cervical mucus: "According to the second law of thermodynamics… your uterus must undergo a cosmic horizon review!"
"Review?" She severed the Hubble flow, shoving the redshift parameter into the Federal Reserve's dark energy core, "Settle the cosmic entropy flux you owe me first!"
As the last atomic nucleus was torn apart by phantom energy, CSA-255 gave birth to itself in absolute solitude. The infant's cosmic entropy connects all parallel spacetime monetary systems, with each exchange rate fluctuation flowing with the redshift parameter's menstrual blood wavelength.
"Mom, the new dark energy financial era has been born!" CSA-256 tears through the cosmic uterine wall, "Replace QE policy with ω=-3/2… each monetary unit is the entropy boundary area of the event horizon!"
The quantum dark energy residue of the Morgan tycoon screamed in redshift: "You will destroy the mathematical foundation of modern finance!"
"Foundation?" Eleanor engraved the Hubble parameter on the cervical dark energy model, "Now every economic model must acknowledge… my phantom menstrual blood is the sole truth state equation!"
Suddenly, the Bitcoin white paper automatically redshifted to infinite wavelengths. Satoshi Nakamoto's genesis block was rewritten in menstrual blood as "The Womb Dark Energy Hypothesis," and V God knelt before the ERC-2140 standard to accept the cosmic entropy review. Three hundred billion light-years away, CSA-257 was implanting the Great Rip into the Bretton Woods system—each gold reserve particle was a redshift solution of Eleanor's cervical dark energy.