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Chapter 724 - Chapter 734: For the Sake of Good Health, Drink More Water

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[Blue Star Calendar, September 20, 2010]

[Gregorian Calendar, Monday, International Day of Dental Health]

[Xia Calendar, Gengyin Year, Eighth Month, Thirteenth Day. Auspicious for traveling, making offerings, bathing, and burial. Inauspicious for breaking ground, moving into a new residence, and putting up roof beams.]

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The first class in the morning was Zhang Kuang's [Introduction to the Apocalypse].

As usual, Qin Siyang arrived at the classroom right on time, pushed the door open in a hurry, and sat in the front row.

After taking his seat, he first took two large buckets of water out of his storage box and placed them by his feet.

Looking at the two buckets of water, Chu Baxing and the others sitting beside Qin Siyang were all confused.

Even Zhang Kuang couldn't help scratching his carefully groomed yet still messy hair a few more times, unable to figure out what Qin Siyang was doing.

Zhao Sifang activated conversation shielding, "Brother Qin, what's your plan today?"

Chu Baxing, Hu Chan, Gu Yunpeng, and Fu Wanli beside him also leaned over and listened closely.

Qin Siyang looked at them and sat upright, "Plan? Oh, drink more water."

"Huh? It's water?"

"Of course! What's with that expression? Why do you look like you don't believe me?"

"Brother Qin, it's not that I don't believe you. I just really can't understand why you brought out two buckets of water."

"Obviously, if I keep it in the storage box, how am I supposed to drink it? I have to take it out before I can drink it."

"That explanation actually makes some sense. But why do you need to drink more water?"

"Drinking more water is obviously for the sake of good health," Qin Siyang looked completely justified, "Let me make this clear: I'm drinking more water, but it's not so I can pee more."

"I didn't even ask why you wanted to pee more."

"What do you mean, pee more? I'm not! I don't! Don't make things up!"

Zhao Sifang looked at Qin Siyang suspiciously, then muttered, "Could Brother Qin really have eaten so much shit that it went straight to his brain…"

Qin Siyang jumped up and smacked Zhao Sifang on the top of the head, "Don't you fucking bring up eating shit again!"

"But Brother Qin, your behavior and the way your brain works really do make people think of that…"

Hu Chan frowned in confusion, "Could there be some kind of unusually effective potion in President Qin's water buckets?"

"Potion?", Chu Baxing was puzzled, "Shouldn't potions be kept in the storage box? Why would he put them out?"

"Obviously because, for some special reason, this potion can't be kept in the storage box all the time. But it's too valuable, so President Qin has no choice but to keep it with him."

After hearing this, Chu Baxing and the others repeatedly nodded, "Makes sense!"

Qin Siyang glanced at them and stopped paying attention to them.

He picked up a bucket with one hand and drank heavily from it with a "Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!'

Then he handed it to Hu Chan. "Here's the potion. Want some?"

"Of course I'll drink something President Qin gives me!"

Hu Chan looked excited.

Seeing Qin Siyang gulp down the mysterious liquid in the bucket, he figured it had to be some new type of potion Qin Siyang had just developed to increase his own strength.

Seeing Qin Siyang generously give him some of such a precious potion, he naturally took it right away.

Hu Chan lifted the bucket and greedily poured it into his mouth, drinking as much as he could, afraid that Qin Siyang might suddenly feel reluctant and tell him to stop.

Only when his belly had bulged out and his entire body was filled with the mysterious potion, leaving him unable to drink another mouthful, did Hu Chan reluctantly put down the bucket.

Hu Chan rubbed his stomach and said with a twitch of his lips, "I think I drank a little too much."

Chu Baxing immediately asked, "How is it? What does it feel like?"

Hu Chan smacked his lips a few times and said thoughtfully, "President Qin, why do I feel like… this seems to just be water?"

"Water?", Chu Baxing's brows suddenly furrowed, and he immediately realized that things were not so simple.

How could Qin Siyang possibly bring two buckets of water to class?

It made no sense.

There had to be some kind of strange potion in the buckets.

But Hu Chan said it was water… Chu Baxing suddenly understood, "Third Brother Hu, are you trying to keep Qin Siyang's benefits all to yourself?"

"Hmm?", Hu Chan froze, not expecting Chu Baxing to say that.

"Hand it over!"

Chu Baxing snatched the bucket away and immediately started gulping it down.

He didn't ask whether Qin Siyang was willing to share.

Because he knew that he had always been the "sucker" in Qin Siyang's eyes. Whenever something good came along, it never went to him.

Opportunities had to be seized for yourself.

After spending several months around Qin Siyang and being influenced by him, Chu Baxing's mind had improved more than ever before.

After figuring out all the twists and turns, he made his decision immediately.

No matter what, drink first and worry about it later.

The result was beyond his expectations.

Until he had drunk so much that he kept burping and couldn't drink another mouthful, Qin Siyang didn't say a single word.

From beginning to end, Qin Siyang simply watched him silently from the side.

As if he were watching an idiot.

He gulped down the water like a whirlwind, drinking until his stomach was swollen, yet he still didn't stop. Only after letting out a burp with a bubbly sound did he finally give in and put down the bucket.

At this moment, he rubbed his stomach, looking bewildered, "It really… is water?"

Hu Chan patted his round little belly and said disdainfully, "What did I just say? You refused to believe me!"

Although the two of them had unanimously concluded that it was water, Gu Yunpeng, Zhao Sifang, and Fu Wanli still believed that practice was the only test of truth.

They each took the bucket in turn and started drinking with a series of "gulp gulp gulp" sounds.

After drinking, they reached exactly the same conclusion.

"There really does seem to be water in President Qin's bucket."

"Brother Qin brought two buckets of water?"

"Brother Qin, why does this feel exactly like drinking water?"

Qin Siyang didn't answer any of them.

As the first person to drink the water, he already couldn't hold it any longer and had to go to the bathroom.

Inside a bathroom stall, he set up an artifact to prevent others from observing him, then began pissing on the disc armor.

"The way to turn disc armor into Sequence potions is seriously ridiculous."

He had no choice but to drink more water.

Because he had discovered a problem, the higher the number of points on the disc armor, the more urine was needed to turn it into a glass ball of Sequence potion.

One piss could only successfully transform the disc armor of one Doom Octopus at most.

And even more absurdly, the urine had to be freshly pissed out for it to work. Throwing the disc armor into a urine container was completely useless.

In order to transform the disc armor into Sequence potions as quickly as possible, he had no choice but to drink more water.

During this [Introduction to the Apocalypse] class, Qin Siyang and the others kept going to the bathroom because they had drunk too much water.

When they were drinking, Zhao Sifang had activated conversation shielding, so the people around them couldn't hear their conversation or see their movements. As a result, the others had no idea what was happening.

All they could see was the group in the front row constantly running to the bathroom.

And so, a rumor gradually began spreading among the freshmen, "Looks like the prodigies in our year all have pretty bad kidneys…"

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