[ At this moment, Uncle B, dragging Cu Chulainn along, finally remembered Illya's task for him to buy batteries. Thus, he began sprinting wildly through the streets, dragging his beloved "pet" behind him.
He directly overturned the entire Fuyuki City. A series of explosions rang out wherever Uncle B passed, and even Assassin, who was at Ryuudou Temple, failed to escape this calamity.
Assassin Sasaki—Retires!
While dragging Cu Chulainn and rushing toward the shop, Uncle B completely ignored the walls, bulldozing his way straight through.
Then, he accidentally stepped on Gilgamesh, who was lying on the ground. Uncle B instantly lost his balance and smashed into Medusa, who was riding a bicycle, at an extremely high speed.
"Eh… What? Wait, wait, wait… Ah!"
Rider Medusa—Retires! ]
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『 Viewers of Countless World 』
"Is this the legendary Uncle B style of walking the dog? While buying a battery, he casually snatched a Holy Grail?"
Looking at the enthusiastic citizen, Mr. Gold, who was inexplicably stepped on again, the viewers outside the video almost couldn't hold back a mouthful of old blood.
Although you were very cool in Uruk, but… You really are miserable in other worlds, King of Heroes!
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〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
Watching the scene where she exited the stage so simply, Medusa's eyelids twitched:
"This exit is too hasty, right? I feel like I'm gradually starting to understand your feelings, Lancer."
"Are you sure… Can you understand me?"
Cu Chulainn pointed with a dull expression at himself on the screen, who was being dragged all over the city, almost worn down into a rag.
"Then who among you can understand this King?"
Gilgamesh's somewhat annoyed voice instantly made the few people present become vigilant.
Everyone subconsciously looked up towards the highest point in the yard, and was immediately speechless… Sure enough, he was there!
Tohsaka Rin couldn't stop roasting him in her heart: If this were a flat plain, I'd like to see where you'd stand?
They saw Gilgamesh, dressed in casual clothes, jump down nonchalantly. Under everyone's wary gaze, he quietly sat to the side and didn't cause any trouble.
After all, he was just bored and acting like a street loafer. When he found that the Heroic Spirits had gathered together, he just came over to join the fun.
〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜
Shirai Kuroko also exclaimed with a face full of emotion:
"As everyone knows, the Holy Grail War is conducted in secret. Today's Fuyuki City is still very 'nuclear' peaceful!"
Except for the pier that was reduced to ruins after a two-hour battle between Cu Chulainn and Uncle B, and the places Uncle B passed through, it could indeed be counted as a peaceful day.
Sometimes, Kuroko really admired the mentality of the Fuyuki City residents. The city was destroyed like this, yet they could still act as if it were normal, remaining incredibly calm.
"Yeah… conducted in secret."
Mikoto couldn't help but have black lines cover her face at the thought of this.
She really wanted to drag the Mapo Tofu Priest over to see the dark side of Academy City, to let him see what it truly means to conduct things in secret!
That Holy Grail War is fought with such fervor on the streets every time, as if afraid others wouldn't know. Secret my ass!
No wonder the Mapo Tofu Priest of this world stopped pretending directly. It turns out he also knew that the gas explosion excuse couldn't fool anyone anymore!
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[ After falling, Uncle B woke up from the ruins, only to find that his beloved pet "puppy" was missing, and he looked around searching.
Meanwhile, Cu Chulainn, who had taken the opportunity to hide aside, was clutching his heart and gasping for air! He had finally escaped a calamity.
However, just as he was about to sneak away, he was caught red-handed by Uncle B again: "Quick… hurry up and kill me!"
Uncle B continued to drag Cu Chulainn like this, and after untold hardships, finally arrived at the supermarket, only to find that it was closed today.
BANG—!
BANG—!
BANG—!
Furious, Uncle B grabbed Cu Chulainn's legs and swung him repeatedly at the shutter door like a nunchaku!
Meanwhile, in the shop next door, Emiya Shirou and Saber happened to push the door open after finishing lunch: "Shirou, this shop's curry is not bad."
Immediately after, they fell victim to Uncle B's brutal hand. Saber—Retires! ]
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『 Viewers of Countless World 』
"This is… the Anti-Door Noble Phantasm, Brother Dog?! You remind me of an old friend. You two would probably get along very well because he was smashed against the floor."
Watching Cu Chulainn being swung around like a weapon, even the people from other worlds couldn't bear to look directly… Tsk tsk, miserable, it's truly too miserable, Brother Dog… oh no, Lancer!
〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline〜
Land of Shadows—
Even Scathach couldn't stand it anymore. She could only take a deep breath, trying to calm herself down, and muttered:
"This is truly a fate worse than death…"
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[ The sky gradually darkened. Uncle B continued to use Cu Chulainn as a weapon, forcefully blasting the entire street into ruins.
Cu Chulainn lit a cigarette, sat to the side, and took a deep drag: "Berserker, although I don't know what happened, it's about time you went home!"
Cu Chulainn's kind reminder was met with a punch to the head from Uncle B. However, this also allowed Cu Chulainn to discover the note Illya had written for Uncle B.
It reminded Uncle B that if the supermarket was closed, he should go to the department store.
This made Uncle B suddenly realize the truth. Happily grabbing Cu Chulainn's thigh, he swung him around in the air, occasionally smashing him against the sides. ]
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『 Viewers of Countless World 』
Watching this scene, even the viewers outside the video had to lament that Brother Dog was truly a good person. Treated like this, he still didn't forget to offer a kind reminder.
But… you reap what you sow. You should have chosen to run away!
Uncle B, if it really doesn't work out, just switch to persecuting someone else. It's really too miserable, Brother Dog!
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〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
"Look into my eyes!"
Cu Chulainn stared dead at Emiya Shirou, pointing his finger at the screen, his voice somewhat gnashing:
"Now, do you still dare to tell me I'm lucky?!"
I really believed your nonsense. If it weren't for my tragic appearance in the video, I almost would have thought I was truly lucky.
"Hmp huahahaha, isn't this pretty good, mongrel!"
Gilgamesh appeared quite amused, his previously unhappy mood improving somewhat.
Cu Chulainn's attention was diverted, and he looked at Gilgamesh:
"Yo, do you, the one who retired after being smashed by a Noble Phantasm, have any opinion?"
It's just tearing each other down, as if no one knows how to do that!
"Tch…"
Gilgamesh didn't say anything further upon hearing this. After all, when it comes to embarrassing material, this King appears in the video more often than him.
That's right, after all, this King is a celebrity who has topped the video charts many times. With more appearances, naturally, there is more embarrassing material! How could this mongrel before me compare?
Holding onto this thought, Gilgamesh successfully persuaded himself, and a smile even curled up on his face.
Tohsaka Rin reached out and rubbed her eyes, thinking she was seeing an illusion… No way, that oldest bully didn't angrily shout "mongrel" after being taunted to his face?!
This is impossible, no matter how you think about it. Either there's something wrong with his brain, or there's something wrong with my eyes!
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[ Then the scene shifted. Uncle B dragged the half-dead Cu Chulainn to the large department store. After glancing at the directory sign…
With an instant leap, he arrived directly at the 10th floor. Under Caster's face, full of skepticism about life, he happened to smash right into Caster, who was buying electronics!
Caster Medea—Retires!
Even unluckier was that Archer was here, holding the very batteries Uncle B was longing for in his hand. Then, without a word, Uncle B dragged Cu Chulainn and charged over!
"Berserker?!" Archer looked at the incoming person with astonishment and immediately projected Kanshou and Bakuya.
Uncle B immediately flung the Cu Chulainn in his hand over. While dodging, Archer didn't forget to converse: "What are you doing?"
Cu Chulainn, whose eyes had already rolled back to show the whites, replied: "I don't know!"
Just as Archer opened up some distance, Uncle B began to spin Cu Chulainn rapidly, causing scenes from the past to flash through the latter's mind.
"Wait, wait—what is this situation now!"
Cu Chulainn was directly thrown out by Uncle B, turning into a ball of light, attacking towards Archer!
"What! What kind of unknown new Noble Phantasm is this?"
BOOM—!
Archer's shocked voice had just fallen when he was hit squarely, turning into a red light and flying off into the distant sky.
Archer Archer—Retires
At this moment, the screen focused on Cu Chulainn in the ruins. Lancer Cu Chulainn—Dead!
Uncle B killed his way through the Holy Grail War just like that. The "Holy Grail" also appeared out of thin air. Just like that, carrying the "Holy Grail" and dragging Brother Dog's corpse, he embarked on the road home. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Noble Phantasm: Rotating Thrusting Blue Lancer—Wait, his life flashed before his eyes!"
"Good lord, before there was the Big Hero Emiya who fought through the Holy Grail War in one night for his sister, and now there's Uncle B who casually won a Holy Grail on his way to buy batteries…"
Wait… The viewers suddenly realized something was wrong and stared at the screen, dumbfounded.
Why did all the other Heroic Spirits retire, but only you died?! BROTHER DOG—!!
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〜Type-Moon World, Kaleid liner Prisma Illya Wordline〜
Big Hero Emiya also felt a bit of phantom pain:
"I think… I know why Archer was so surprised."
It's because he realized he couldn't project this, right?! That's right, this isn't a Noble Phantasm at all; this is just an unlucky Servant. It would be strange if he could project it!
"I have to say, the Holy Grail War in that world was so easy to fight, it makes one suspect it was a dream…"
The only one persecuted was the Lancer alone. Berserker, just how much do you like Brother Dog?!
You didn't even let him go after he died, forcefully dragging him back home. This guy is truly miserable!
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