[ After that absurd Holy Grail War ended, the scene shifted to a full view of Fuyuki City, accompanied by a voiceover.
"Fuyuki City sits between the mountains and the sea. It is a vibrant city full of life. There is a large castle in the forest on the outskirts, where Illya is living a peaceful life with her maids."
As the voice fell, the scene appeared inside a luxurious room.
Wherever the eye could see, there were mountains of game cartridges scattered casually on the table and in the corners, and even leftover snack wrappers!
"Damn it… damn it, take this!"
Illya was seen staring intently at the TV screen in front of her, her hands pressing rapidly on the controller, completely immersed in the game world.
However, at this critical moment, a prompt appeared on the screen indicating the controller was out of battery. Illya immediately looked annoyed: "Seriously! I was just about to clear the game!" ]
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『 Viewers of Countless World 』
"Pfft… Hahaha, are you trying to kill me with laughter? FUYUKI CITY IS A VIBRANT CITY FULL OF LIFE?!!"
The viewers from other worlds listened to this introduction, their faces flushing red from holding back, until they couldn't help but burst out laughing… If it weren't for the fact that it was always burning, it would indeed be quite vibrant!
But the key point was that every time a video started, Fuyuki City was a sea of fire. They had never seen such a "nuclear-peaceful" city.
It had reached the point where seeing a Fuyuki City that wasn't starting off as a sea of fire felt somewhat inauthentic to them.
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〜Type-Moon World, Fourth Holy Grail War Worldline
Irisviel looked at Illya's room, which looked just like an otaku's den, her smile a bit stiff:
"It looks like her life is indeed quite peaceful, but it seems a bit too peaceful…"
The madam's gaze shifted back and forth between her daughter's messy room and the figure focused on playing games, her expression growing complex and heavy.
Although she was happy that the Illya of that world might not follow the same old path as herself, seeing her daughter like this still filled her heart with anxiety and unease.
Then she sighed softly, looking at her daughter, who was addicted to the 2D world with a face full of worry:
"What should we do, Kiritsugu! Our once cute and well-behaved daughter has gone bad…"
Emiya Kiritsugu also lit a cigarette with a worried face, his eyes full of astonishment and confusion.
"I… this…"
His mouth opened slightly, seeming to want to say something, but he was too shocked by the scene before him to speak.
Are you kidding me!? That room with game cartridges and snack wrappers everywhere, was that really done by my cute and well-behaved daughter?
Meanwhile, Iskandar on the side secretly felt it was a pity. Why didn't she summon this King? Otherwise, we could have formed a team. This King is amazing at video games.
〜KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World〜
Kazuma ground his back molars in envy until they nearly shattered:
"PX3 and Sbox… Tsk, she is living the life I want to live."
Living in a luxurious villa, a super-large game screen, a container full of game discs, and the key point is that there are maids! That room is simply a sanctuary in the minds of shut-ins!
Aqua quickly leaned over, hands on her hips, and began to bewitch Kazuma again:
"If you're envious, then hurry up and defeat the Devil King for me. Then you'll have everything."
Kazuma's enthusiasm was instantly extinguished. He waved his hand and replied perfunctorily:
"Next time, definitely next time!"
Having the controller run out of battery right when you're about to clear the game, that really is a huge misfortune. I heard some short-tempered guys would get so angry they'd smash their keyboards.
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[ "BERSERKER—!" Illya immediately turned her head and shouted upstairs.
Following a vibration coming from the room, Berserker gently twisted the door handle and poked his massive head out from inside.
Illya held a battery in her hand and signaled to him: "Go buy me a battery, quick! I want the Eneloop brand!"
And so… Uncle B(Berserker Nickname), carrying a shopping bag in one hand and his Noble Phantasm, Nine Lives, in the other, walked onto the street with a strut that recognized no kin. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Berserker can actually open doors obediently? And even go on errands?? Do you have some misunderstanding about Berserkers?"
Watching Uncle B obediently open the door, the corners of the mouths of the viewers from other worlds twitched… BIG BROTHER, THIS DOESN'T SEEM TO MATCH YOUR IMAGE AND TEMPERAMENT AT ALL!
Moreover, holding a Noble Phantasm and walking with that arrogant strut, it didn't look like he was going shopping; it looked more like he was going to a fight!
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〜Type-Moon World, Fourth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
Regarding this, Matou Kariya, whose Crest Worms were gnawing inside his body, had a face that appeared even more twisted:
"Why is your Berserker so obedient!"
It was simply treating Illya like his own daughter, taking her words as if they were Command Spells.
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[ Just as Uncle B was swinging his Noble Phantasm and shopping bag while walking down the street with uninhibited strides, Gilgamesh was standing on a telephone pole nearby!
Gilgamesh drank beer while looking down at Uncle B below: "As a King, we are merely here to observe the sentiments of the people."
"To think we would see this idiot Servant parading around with such a stupid look on his face. In my city, I do not need this meatball tumbler!"
Saying that, Gilgamesh pulled a chain out of the golden ripples beside him, and then was struck to the ground by the Noble Phantasm that Uncle B had accidentally flung away.
GILGAMESH… DEFEATED—! ]
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『 Viewers of Countless World 』
"I can only say he still loves streetlights that much!"
The viewers from other worlds froze for a moment, seeing the scene of Gilgamesh's sudden defeat, and after regaining their senses, they instantly burst into belly laughter.
When had they ever seen Gilgamesh look so comical? Could it be that fake alcohol harmed him??
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〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline〜
In the 7th Singularity, Absolute Demonic Front: Babylonia—
"HAHAHAHAHA!!, this is killing me…"
Ishtar clutched her stomach with both hands, her eyes curving into two crescents, and tears could even be seen in the corners of her eyes.
"Where is your mere mortal wound? …HAHAHAHA!!."
The dignified King of Heroes was actually knocked out of the scene by a flung Noble Phantasm. No one would believe it if told. She could mock Gilgamesh about this for a lifetime!
"Have you laughed enough, you useless goddess!"
The veins on the Wise King Gilgamesh's forehead throbbed constantly as he spoke through gritted teeth.
Sure enough, even this King can't help but want to beat up his chuunibyou-phase self. His face for this lifetime has been completely lost…
Siduri also turned her head to the side, her face flushed red, her shoulders trembling slightly as she tried hard to suppress her laughter!
Merlin was also laughing nonstop on the side. He had to admit, he kind of liked that somewhat bizarre world. It was truly full of amusement!
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[ Meanwhile, on the pier at the other side, Cu Chulainn was wearing casual beachwear, a cigarette dangling from his mouth, leisurely fishing.
Then suddenly, Cu Chulainn quickly dodged to the side, and a loud noise was heard.
BANG—!
Suddenly, an unexpected punch from Uncle B smashed the spot where he had been sitting into a deep pit.
"What is wrong with you!" Cu Chulainn instantly pulled out Gae Bolg, looking at Uncle B with cold sweat on his face.
At this moment, the narrator explained the reason: it was entirely because Berserker really likes puppies.
Cu Chulainn fought with Uncle B like this for two hours until the surrounding warehouses had been reduced to ruins.
Then the scene shifted.
"Just give me a quick death…"
Just like that, Uncle B, with steel bars and Gae Bolg stuck in his body, dragged Cu Chulainn out of the ruins. ]
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『 Viewers of Countless World 』
"He even smokes. It's over, it's over, my filters for Heroic Spirits have all shattered!"
"DOGGY—!! You are way too unlucky!"
The viewers from other worlds looked at Cu Chulainn, who had been inexplicably beaten up, with expressions between laughter and tears. He was just enjoying a cigarette and leisurely fishing by the sea; who did he provoke?
Although Cu Chulainn's Noble Phantasm never misses, it couldn't stand up to Uncle B having many lives! Fighting forcefully for two hours—wasn't this much better than the King of Heroes, who was inexplicably knocked out by a flung Noble Phantasm!
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〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
Cu Chulainn ran aggressively to the Emiya household, pointing at himself as he addressed everyone:
"Tell me, where exactly do I look like a dog?"
Why did he feel like he was so unlucky?
Just having a smoke and fishing to relax, which should be quite normal in that world, how did he end up getting a beating?
Getting beaten up was one thing, but the key point was that the cause of the incident was such a bizarre reason!
"Uh…"
Seeing the person involved come knocking, Illya awkwardly shifted her gaze to Emiya Shirou. Big sister is in trouble; it's your turn to step up.
"No, no, no, not at all!"
Feeling Cu Chulainn's somewhat piercing gaze, Emiya Shirou swallowed his saliva and spoke somewhat doubtfully.
"If you feel you are unlucky, why not think about the six unlucky guys who fought Solomon? With that comparison, don't you feel you're quite lucky?"
"That seems to be true…"
Cu Chulainn lowered his head in thought. Plus, there was Gilgamesh at the bottom just now. Even if it was embarrassing, it wasn't his turn yet.
What to do? With such a comparison, I actually realized that I seem to be quite "lucky" indeed.
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