[ "Let go quickly, don't poke me with your old D, I'll kill you!" Kazuma, who had been taken hostage, let out a strange scream, his whole body still trembling with lingering fear.
Sylvia brought Kazuma to a mysterious facility in the Crimson Demon Village: "Don't worry, I won't do anything rash! We've shaken off the pursuers, so I'll let you go."
After hearing her words, Kazuma calmed down a bit and started looking at the surrounding environment, feeling like he had been here before: "Where is this?"
"This is the Crimson Demon Village's underground storage warehouse. My goal is to find the ancient magical weapon—the Mage Killer."
"It can nullify all magic; it is a fatal weapon to the Crimson Demons!" Sylvia said while taking out something that looked like a magic tool and placing it in front of the suspected warehouse door.
But she didn't expect that the barrier breaker, which usually worked every time, had no effect this time. For a moment, Sylvia was at a loss: "What is this? Isn't it a magic-type seal?"
However, the sharp-eyed Kazuma discovered familiar text written on the instrument next to it: "Input command? Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right…"
Sylvia immediately exclaimed: "Do you recognize these ancient characters?"
"This, it's entering a password to execute a famous cheat code…" Kazuma blurted out subconsciously, and after realizing it, he hurriedly covered his mouth. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Good lord, why do I feel like the Demon Race is so friendly? Releasing the hostage after shaking off pursuers? She didn't even consider killing the hostage."
"As the saying goes, where there is poison, there must be an antidote within five steps. So the Crimson Demon Village just grandly placed the item that counters them right next to it? Isn't that a bit too careless!"
Looking at the so-called ancient text, and that conspicuous Famicom controller, the corners of the mouths of everyone outside the video twitched slightly…
The person who invented this seal must be a certain otaku thrown over by Aqua in the past. To use these as a seal, that's really something!
Isn't this just the cheat code for 30 lives in Contra? They actually used this as a password.
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〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜
"I don't have a Mage Killer… but I do have an Imagine Breaker. Do you want it?"
Kamijou Touma was also staring blankly at his right hand.
It's fine if the names are similar, but why are the effects so similar too? Nullifying all magic… could it be that my right hand is sealed inside?
Remembering the scenes where he appeared in the video before, he knew there were eight dragon heads hidden inside, but he wasn't clear on what exactly they were… Sigh, I don't know if my world will be broadcast in the future.
Thinking of this, Touma scratched the back of his head in annoyance:
"Such misfortune! If it were me before the memory loss, maybe I would know what's hidden inside my right hand?"
Look at their seal: A game controller plus a cheat code, revealing traces of science everywhere. Then look at myself, not scientific at all!
It's one thing to run around with a seal, but as the party concerned with the seal, at least leave a key for me, Kamijou-san!
〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
"Could it be that you also want to be an Ally of Justice? Mage Killer…"
After hearing this familiar title, Red A also remembered that familiar face.
He never expected to hear this title in another world. What, do you want to take a shot of the Origin Bullet too?
Artoria thought about it carefully:
"I think Caster's Noble Phantasm, Rule Breaker, is a bit more useful."
It was incredibly useful. Although it only appeared a few times in the video, it played an important role every time.
"Let's disregard whether it's useful or not, isn't this Famicom game controller a bit too childish…"
Emiya Shirou looked at the seal on the screen with black lines covering his face.
Sealed Evil Gods, unknown Goddesses, and now an ancient magical weapon. This isn't a Crimson Demon Village at all; it's simply a village built on top of seals. Why are there weird things sealed everywhere!
The so-called ancient text is actually Japanese characters… In a sense, it is indeed ancient enough, but it looks too out of place!
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[ Sylvia was also full of surprise upon hearing this. This was a seal that neither the Crimson Demons nor the Demon King's Army could crack, yet he could actually understand it!
"It seems your abilities exceed my imagination!"
Realizing that Sylvia wouldn't let him leave easily now, Kazuma immediately assumed a fighting stance: "No matter how bad I am, I'm still an adventurer. Don't think I'll talk easily."
"Intimidation and violence aren't the only ways to make people talk." Sylvia licked her palm and said suggestively: "Such pleasure, let's see how long you can last…"
As a result, before Sylvia could finish speaking, Kazuma grabbed the controller without hesitation, his fingers flying up and down: "Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, off you go!!"
Click click… As the command was entered, the sealed door slowly opened, and a staircase leading underground appeared before the two of them.
Sylvia looked at Kazuma with a face full of shock: "…You, are you even fit to be a human?" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"No matter how bad I am, I'm still an adventurer… Hehe, I don't believe a word of it. You coward out way too fast!"
"Hahaha, the iron-boned Scum-zuma perfectly interpreted what it means to defect at light speed. His body is way too honest."
Even the people outside the video were shocked by Kazuma's bottomless lack of integrity. As expected of Trash-zuma, you really didn't hesitate for a second!
It's just too scummy. Even the Demon King's Army General was shocked. A complaint coming from the enemy… As a human being, is this really okay?
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〜Gintama World〜
Kondo looked at the hand speed that was almost creating afterimages and issued a complaint from his soul:
"How many times have you used that cheat code, you bastard!"
He was sure that Kazuma belonged to the type of people for whom thirty lives weren't enough, able to type out that invincible command from back in the day, relying solely on muscle memory.
"Kondo-san, don't trust Scum-zuma's integrity. How much higher can it be than that silver-haired natural perm who looks stupid…"
Watching Kazuma's integrity-less appearance, Toushirou Hijikata's hand holding his cigarette went stiff:
"He was just saying 'no matter how bad I am, I'm still an adventurer'… Then show some adventurer's spirit, you bastard!"
He thought Kazuma would definitely compromise, but he didn't expect him to compromise so quickly. The opponent only moved their lips, and you just opened the seal?
"But as a Hero, he's definitely qualified,"
Sougo said matter-of-factly.
"Look, only with that kind of thick skin would one have the guts to rummage through people's houses without a care."
"Let that trope go… That's not a Hero, what you're describing is a robber."
After Hijikata finished complaining, he turned his gaze back to the screen… A person shouldn't, at least they shouldn't be like that.
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[ Sylvia just felt her way along the wall in the dark, walking down the stairs: "Forget it, this way the weapon belongs to me."
Kazuma stood frozen in place, still holding the controller guiltily. Crap, I was so scared I inputted the command immediately, but!
Watching Sylvia's retreating figure walking down, Kazuma suddenly felt he was being looked down upon… Even if I'm unarmed, she is being way too careless!
"I can't stand it, I can't see anything at all. Hey, did you bring anything that can provide light?"
As soon as the words fell, Sylvia was pushed hard from behind by Kazuma, instantly tumbling into the dim underground warehouse.
"Ah—"
"What are you doing…" After Sylvia turned back and cursed, she saw Kazuma standing outside the main gate, looking at her expressionlessly.
"Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right… Off you go!" Kazuma's fingers flew up and down, and the heavy door began to close slowly.
As for what Sylvia was still shouting inside, it was all ignored by Kazuma.
"Stop it… Wait a minute, stop it, you bastard!" Sylvia shouted and rushed towards the door, but was still a step too late, getting locked inside just like that. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hahaha, as expected of Kazuma, easily doing what others cannot do. The Eternal God!"
"I'm really going to die of laughter… Haha, despicable outlander. Since I can't beat you, I'll just lock you inside too."
The crowd outside the video gave a thumbs up one after another. It was just too cheap. Whether as a human or a Hero, it was truly too despicable!
Although the Demon King's General isn't human, you are a real dog!
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〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜
Kuroko lay on the bed, laughing until tears came out:
"You saw Kazuma's scumminess just now, how could you dare to turn your back on Kazuma? What were you thinking!"
Never believe that Kazuma has such a thing as integrity. This is the King of Scum who can do anything, the Eternal God of the Scum World.
When it comes to stabbing people in the back, he won't have any psychological burden. He is a genuine advocate of gender equality.
Misaka Mikoto was also a bit speechless:
"So this seal isn't one-time use… It can actually be closed again!"
Did she see it wrong? How did she see a simple-minded Demon King General and a sinister and cunning Hero? Who exactly is the villain…
Although this Demon King hasn't shown his face yet, she knew that the Demon King's side definitely wasn't comprised of decent people either. As the saying goes, like subordinate, like boss!
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