[ Sylvia looked at the sharp blade clamped in her hand with a look of disgust: "Is this thing the Magic Sword Gram?"
Seeing his identity was about to be exposed, Kazuma immediately put his quick wits to work. Just as he was about to start bluffing, Megumin spoke up before him.
"Chunchunmaru… That sword's name is Chunchunmaru. Don't compare it to some incomprehensible magic sword like Gram."
"Ahahaha…" Realizing the person opposite her wasn't Mitsurugi, Sylvia burst into laughter right then and there: "So you're not Mitsurugi?"
"My name is Satou Kazuma. I hid my real name because I was worried about being wanted by name by you guys…"
Sylvia relaxed completely and couldn't stop laughing: "That way of thinking is just wonderful. I really like it."
At this moment, Aqua ran over, bringing Darkness with her, while Megumin's family ran off to call the other Crimson Demons.
Sylvia threw the sword she had caught to the side, then hugged Kazuma tightly against her chest. Kazuma put up a token resistance that was barely there; in reality, he was taking deep breaths constantly!
"Thanks for the rewa… No, no, this is a trap!"
Finally, Aqua couldn't watch anymore. She raised her hand and fired a Sacred Exorcism, but because Sylvia was a Chimera, it didn't cause a fatal wound.
"I am Sylvia, Head of the Enhanced Monster Development Bureau, the one who has subjected myself to multiple syntheses and modifications, known as the Chimera Sylvia!"
"This man before me is mine. Let us become one again!"
Several tentacles extended from Sylvia's waist and bound Kazuma's upper body. Kazuma took a deep breath and spread his arms, willingly being bound.
Then he was pulled to Sylvia's side, pressed tightly against her body, his head buried in her chest.
Watching Kazuma's maneuver just now, Megumin was speechless: "Did… did he go over there voluntarily?"
Kazuma shook his head and nuzzled with a peaceful expression. This comfort and sense of security were like finding the psychological harbor he had been bitterly searching for. ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hahaha, the Magic Sword Gram says it has never suffered such humiliation in its life. Chunchunmaru…"
"I'm dying of laughter. Was that action of spreading his arms serious?! At least act a little bit, struggle a little bit!"
Everyone outside the video was laughing nonstop at Kazuma's cheeky maneuver. It perfectly demonstrated what it means for the mouth to say no but the body to be honest. As expected of you, absolutely outrageous.
However, there was one thing they didn't understand. With the strength of Megumin's family, they actually had to run to the Crimson Magic Village to call for backup?
.....
〜Baka to Test: Summon the Beasts World〜
"So they really exist… World-class ones…"
Muttsurini murmured with a pale face before collapsing into Akihisa's arms from excessive blood loss, looking as if he had no regrets in life.
"Yeah, it really makes one env… No, that's not right."
Akihisa, who almost spoke his true thoughts, reached out to wipe his nosebleed and said with utmost seriousness:
"Don't be deceived, Muttsurini! Pull yourself together! Since she's a Chimera, maybe they're fake!"
Fake? Muttsurini, who had already seen his great-grandmother at the Sanzu River, snapped back to reality, then pounded the floor in frustration:
"But those are world-class… how could they be fake?"
Akihisa patted Muttsurini on the shoulder, looking so holy in this moment:
"It's okay! We will definitely find real ones. Someday, the door to a new world will open for us."
Watching the two enacting a life-and-death parting, Hideyoshi could only retort speechlessly:
"Akihisa-yo, why is your brain always so sharp at times like this?"
Clearly an idiot, yet able to notice details at a time like this… Ugh, clearly just an idiot!
〜Grand Blue Dreaming World〜
" 80 points… I can't give more!"
Iori gave his score in a low voice. If one ignored his naked body, he actually looked quite professional.
Kouhei looked at Iori in horror:
"That's only 80 points? Just how high are your standards!"
"I was talking about the self-introduction… What were you thinking of, you bastard!"
Iori revealed a beast-like smile, staring at Kouhei aggressively.
"I… I was thinking about that too, of course!"
Kouhei looked a bit guilty; he had indeed thought of something else just now.
Thinking about it carefully, Sylvia's self-introduction really followed the local customs, reeking of the Crimson Magic Village! Could it be that after hanging out with the Crimson Demons for too long, she also got infected with Chuunibyou?
"Hahaha, this guy Kazuma got caught on purpose, didn't he? Just to take advantage… Hehe, he really has no moral compass."
Azusa-senpai laughed heartily instead.
"Isn't that obvious? I wouldn't dodge either."
Iori and Kouhei exchanged a tacit high-five. Who wouldn't take advantage of a freebie?
Kazuma was right. Such a large embrace fills one with a sense of security; it is simply the spiritual harbor one has been bitterly searching for, isn't it?
It must be said that these two are worthy of being best friends. They always have some strange tacit understanding in certain aspects, and on this matter, they held a unified opinion.
.....
[ Watching Kazuma get captured, Darkness anxiously rushed up with her sword: "Hold on! I'm coming to save you right now."
"Don't worry about me." Kazuma looked like he was lying on a sofa, nuzzling the back of his head against Sylvia's ample chest.
"Huh?" x4. Besides Aqua and the others, even Sylvia was stunned.
"You guys haven't seemed to care much about me lately, have you? This Miss Sylvia here even said she likes me…" Kazuma buried his head in her chest and continued to take deep breaths: "You made me accidentally consider defecting to the Demon King's Army. Apologize! Hurry up and apologize to the hard-working me."
"Don't think about brushing me off with stuff, show some sincerity! Darkness, isn't your advantage that lewd body that teases men's hearts?"
"If you don't want me, who is entering his popularity phase, to wag my tail and leave with Miss Sylvia, then apologize obediently!"
This utterly shameless behavior left even Sylvia, a member of the Demon King's Army, a bit dazed. After recovering, she reached out and patted Kazuma's head.
"You are really interesting. But don't make girls feel too awkward, okay? You have to understand a woman's heart a little more."
Darkness glared at Sylvia somewhat angrily: "For a Demon, you sure understand the heart of a human woman quite well."
"Of course I understand, whether it's a woman's heart or a man's heart." Sylvia stroked Kazuma's head while speaking nonchalantly: "Because I am half man!"
"I am a Chimera. These breasts you love so much were synthesized and grafted on afterwards."
As soon as these words came out, the air fell silent for a moment. Only Kazuma was sweating cold bullets: "Miss Sylvia, it feels like something is poking my butt…"
Sylvia revealed a somewhat shy yet wicked grin: "I'm doing it on purpose!!"
Hearing this, Kazuma stopped thinking… ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hahaha, turning the tables directly, even the Demon King's Army was confused. As expected of Brute Kazuma, easily accomplishing things we cannot."
"…Decided. From now on, Kazuma is my big brother! A leader in the world of scum, a man I will respect forever, worthy of admiration and worship."
He is just too cheeky, this man! Not only did he voluntarily surrender to the enemy, but he lay there and took a deep sniff, and even used this to threaten his teammates.
Trash, absolute trash! It has to be you… The boss of the brutal world is truly leaving others in the dust.
Until they saw this final scene, the crowd who had been admiring Kazuma's brutality instantly suffered cardiac arrest… It was just too awesome; they were laughing so hard they were cramping up. This time, it really was going to kill people with laughter.
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〜Gintama World〜
"YAMERO!!!"
Gintoki and Shinpachi clutched their heads and let out painful wails, their eyes full of disbelief, even beginning to question their worldview and philosophy of life.
"In other words, Miss Sylvia… no, it should be Mr. Sylvia… no, beneath that pretty face of hers, there is actually a Babylon Tower!!"
Shinpachi was dumbfounded. This was too far off from the semi-finished products like Miss Saigou that they usually saw. This was a genuine ladyboy!
Gintoki immediately trembled all over and buried his head in the drawer, trying to stuff himself further inside:
"Shinpachi, c-calm down. What we need to look for now is a time machine."
He had to remind himself from a few minutes ago not to watch; otherwise, it would leave a psychological shadow! It would be terrible if his Old O became impotent along with him.
Watching the two in their panic, only Kagura picked her nose indifferently:
"Isn't it just a Babylon Tower? Don't you both have one too!"
It wasn't just Gintoki and the others doubting life; the Shinsengumi side was also wailing across the board, wishing they could donate their eyes to those in need.
〜Grand Blue Dreaming World〜
"As expected of the evil Demon King's Army, too evil!"
Iori felt his whole body filled with a sense of justice, unable to tolerate even a speck of evil.
His attitude did a 180-degree turn, completely forgetting what his stance was just a few minutes ago.
Kouhei was even worse off, staring blankly while holding a bottle of 96% Spirytus, muttering terrifying words:
"This stuff should be able to disinfect if I wash my eyes with it…"
"If you don't want to go blind, please don't do that."
Azusa-senpai quietly retorted, then revealed a wicked smile:
"Weren't you guys very envious just a moment ago?"
At the mention of this, the two subconsciously shivered. Envious? That was because they didn't know hell lay ahead… uh, and hell lay behind too!
Especially that last sentence from Sylvia, the lethality against men was astonishing!
They didn't need to think to know that Kazuma definitely suffered an indelible shadow for life, a shadow even deeper than that female Orc!
.....