Hidan's Point of View
I expected a few more bandit attacks since those guys are usually persistent when it comes to raids however I'm a bit confused that there were no further attacks in the next following days. The street was as peaceful as it can get. The only ones that we watch out for are the random chakra beast attacks.
I turn to my left and saw Kakashi reading that green covered book again. Man, it's almost as bad as Kakuzu with his bingo books. I will never understand the appeal. Anyway, it's been two weeks now and the bijuu faction are still nowhere to be found. It feels strange.
Kakashi suddenly pulled out a knife and throw it to the nearby bush. A loud screech came out of the bush and soon a single chakra beast came out as well. It raised it's claws to attack me but I ducked and decapitate it with a single swing of my scythe.
"Another one this time." Kakashi said.
"Man, this is getting boring! I thought that this would be fun but this just blows." I complained. Don't give me that look Kakashi, I know you're bored out of your mind too.
"Well, we still have a few more weeks before the mission is over. Maybe something else might happen." Kakashi said.
"You better be right cuz I might hunt them myself if this keeps up."
"Now, now, buddy. Let's just do our work for today. "
"Fine. And didn't I just told you a few hours ago? I am not your buddy!"
"Whatever you say, buddy."
And there he goes away. My Jashin, I traded Kakuzu for this. I let out a sigh before resuming my duty.
General Point of View
As Hidan walked to a certain location, a strange figure suddenly emerged from the tree. It was a man in a red shinobi attire and wears a familiar claw metal headband.
"So his name is Hidan. An old member of the akatsuki I see. Quite a reputation considering his body count. Now that we have enough Intel on this guy, it's time to get out of here."
The man started doing a few handsigns before activating a summoning jutsu. A single bird came out.
"Alright. Now to-"
"And look at what we got here?"
The man stood frozen as a familiar voice was heard right behind him. Realizing his current situation, he tried to jump away but he was suddenly impaled to his right thigh by a familiar three-bladed scythe.
His scream echoed through the surroundings as Hidan immediately stabbed him to the nearby tree.
"I knew something was fishy when you guys suddenly stopped attacking. So this is what you guys were doing all this time. My, my. What a naughty little spy, ain't you?"
Hidan shook his scythe, making the unfortunate man scream in pain. "Ahahahaha! Oh man, this is just rich. So tell me little spy, where are your other companions?" Hidan asked with sadistic glee.
"Yo-you m-monster."
"Meh, been called worse. Now you better give me something unless you want me to flay you alive. Trust me, you do not want that. Just ask the former two tailed jinchuriki. She was screaming so much when I sacrificed her to Lord Jashin. Heh, still remember it like it was yesterday. Anyway, talk."
"F-"
"Hmmm?"
"F-Fuck you."
The man suddenly threw a scroll in which the summoned bird immediately catch and flew away.
"Shit! I forgot about the summons." Hidan says as he drove his scythe to the man's eyes, effectively killing him.
"You won't get away, you little shit."
Hidan then threw his scythe towards the bird. The summoned animal was sliced in half before dissapearing in a puff of smoke. Hidan grabbed the rope connecting to his scythe, making it flew right back to his hand.
"Heh, easy as pie."
"I would say good job but then several other spies actually got away."
Hidan turn his head towards the voice and saw a bloodied Kakashi. His akatsuki robes have a few tears implying his recent altercation.
"Really? Damn it. How many?"
"A few. However, a few are enough to spill enough Intel about us."
"Great, now we are fucked."
"Eh, I wouldn't say that early on."
"Huh? Why? We are literally just sitting ducks since they now have enough info about us."
"True. That is if they were to attack us first."
Kakashi then pulled a scroll beneath his cloak. With a seal hand sign, a lone shinobi with a claw mark headband emerged from the scroll. He was tied up from head to toe.
Hidan saw this and began to let out a laugh. "Ha! I'm beginning to like you now, Kakashi."
"Yeah, sorry. I don't date dudes."
"On second thought, fuck you."
"No thanks, bro."
"Aaah!!"
Meanwhile at the bijuu faction campsite, Shukaku is currently reading the report of his spies through the scrolls. He was grinning from ear to ear as he was reading Hidan and Kakashi's profile.
"Hidan, huh? One of the original members of the akatsuki. One half of the infamous zombie combo, former partner of the immortal Kakuzu and finally, The slayer of Yugito. Heheheh...ahahahahaha! Oh man, what a wonderful day. Ahahaha! It seems that Matatabi's prey just ran straight to my little web. How ironic that I will be the one to kill her tormentor." Shukaku let out another laugh before calling out the commander of his army.
"Now that we have enough Intel, I assume that you already have a plan for our assault."
"Yes, my lord. We now only await for your orders." The commander said.
"Good. Prepare the men. We will leave now as soon as possible."
"By your will, my Lord."
A sudden explosion can be heard from outside, along with screams of multiple men.
"What is going on?" Shukaku asks.
A lone bandit then went inside the tent.
"My lord! We are under attack!"
"By who? Who are the fools that dare to attack us?!" Shukaku demanded.
"I-it's the akatsuki, my l-lord."
"What?"
At the left side of the camp, multiple bodies can be seen with numerous slash wounds as well as the ones that looks like it has been hit by an elemental jutsu.
"Alright! Now this is what I'm talking about!" Hidan shouted as he killed another member of the bijuu faction.
"Seriously, Hidan. If you open your mouth too much, a fly might land in there." Kakashi said as he kicked the unfortunate shinobi towards a nearby tree. His head hitting the tree hard enough to crack his skull.
"Oh shut up, cyclops! You just don't understand to concept of getting a good fight."
"Same as you also don't understand the concept of getting laid?"
"I will murder you after this."
"No you can't. I have the high ground."
"The hell was that got to do with anything?"
"Trade secret."