Danilo
"McDonalds, pizzas, restaurants, even food trucks," Pa gasped when he looked through the empty containers of food takeaways in our recycling bin. "How ain't you boys on an episode of My 600 lb life already!"
"Pa, we are working men. Things like cooking food take too much time," Daniel sighed as we all stood in the kitchen. Pai sat on one of the island chairs with Bunky who was walking about the island dressed in a cow onesie. He was living the life.
"Do you know how much money y'all waste?" Pa gasped and held his hand to his forehead. "I didn't work hard to be a billionaire for my sons to waste money. It didn't grow off trees."
"I gave you five billion," Pai leaned back in his seat and grinned at Pa. "Then you married me."
Pa blushed, "well it took a lot of work to find your father to marry him! Still not a good excuse to waste money."
"I stalked you down and forced you to love me," Pai's smile grew bigger.