On a certain messaging app, in a relatively private group chat made up mostly of Herrschers and in-game characters—the group's founder, of course, was Elysia.
Only she would have the time and ability (and the total lack of fear of being annoyed) to pull everyone into this private lounge.
Naturally, Luo Mo was in there too—after all, he technically counted as a Herrscher.
It's worth noting that all "parent" type characters were deliberately excluded.
Like Bronya's mom, like Kallen, like Cecilia…
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[Tall and Majestic Headmaster]: Aaaahhhh—guys, I can't take it anymore!
[Tall and Majestic Headmaster]: Starting today, I, Theresa Apocalypse, am resigning from my position as Overseer of Schicksal, and permanently leaving the organization!
[I'm the Genuine Goddess of Earth]: Auntie… what's gotten into you again?
[Pink Fairy Lady]: This world has finally gone so crazy, I don't even recognize it anymore ♪~
[36 Is Obviously Greater Than 35]: So… the reason? The process? The successor?
[Vampire Who Loves Human]: That username… you—you—you… you're too much!
Moonlight, who was slow to react, only realized much later, So it turns out, she wasn't the only one sneaking snacks on the side.
Kongming was even sneakier than her!
As for Big Sis Theresa… she really was a good person.
[Tall and Majestic Headmaster]: You might not believe it, but in my dream, I was working overtime every single day—996 schedule! No time to read manga or slack off! This is just… simply horrifying!
[Luo Mo]: Uh… are you sure that wasn't real?
[Tall and Majestic Headmaster]: Hm…?
[Tall and Majestic Headmaster]: What do you mean?
[Luo Mk]: Ehe~
[Tall and Majestic Headmaster]: Aaaahhh, I don't want to play anymore—Fine, whoever wants to be Overseer can have it! Kiana, I hereby declare you my successor!
[I'm the Genuine Goddess of Earth]: Huh…? For real? I—I haven't even thought about what I'd say in my inauguration speech yet!
[Luo Mo]: Are you really going to make Kiana the Overseer?
[Luo Mo]: Just to be clear, I've got no problem with our revered Goddess of Earth, but Kiana—what's your plan for changing the world?
[Vampire Who Loves Humans]: Amusement park!
[Gamer Musician]: Arcade!
[Pink Fairy Lady]: Teyvat!
[Luo Mo]: Seriously? You're just playing Genshin Impact.
[I'm the Genuine Goddess of Earth]: Ugh, hard to choose… which one should I pick?
[Tall and Majestic Headmaster]: …???
[Tall and Majestic Headmaster]: I hereby declare—you are officially removed from my list of successor candidates!
The timing of her announcement was perfect, just in time to keep the world from falling into divine-induced chaos.
On this matter, she was actually surprisingly effective.
[Don't Call Me a Rice Herrscher]: So… what did the boss mean earlier about "not daydreaming"?
[Luo Mo]: It's for the game—just discussed it with Elysia. In the upcoming side story, Schicksal won't escape its fate, and you'll get to see an alternate version of Theresa.
[Tall and Majestic Headmaster]: Really!!! Don't tell me…?
[I'm the Genuine Goddess of Earth]: Don't tell me…?
[36 Is Obviously Greater Than 35]: Don't tell me…?
[Pink Fairy Lady]: Exactly! It's an overworked, dark-eyed-therapist-looking Theresa! Of course, a little more grown-up.
[Tall and Majestic Headmaster]: (ᗜ ˰ ᗜ)
[I have License ]: Hey, no stealing my emotes.
[I have License]: Even if you're the Headmistress, it's not allowed! (Angry duck jpg)
[Luo Mo]: That's right—gotta say, dressed like that, she's got a completely different charm.
[36 Is Obviously Greater Than 35]: ?
[Vampire Who Loves Humans]: ?
[Vampire Who Loves Humans]: No cheating! Even if it's the Headmistress, not allowed!
[Tall and Majestic Headmaster]: …
[Tall and Majestic Headmaster]: I don't need that kind of commentary! Can you all be serious for once?
(Theresa rolled around on her bed in frustration, her eyes gradually filling with grievance, her fingertips tapping furiously on her phone screen.)
[Tall and Dignified Headmaster]: So, what exactly was that plot?
[Luo Mo]: It's about a wronged Overseer of Schicksal who's framed and overworked by the current one, and decides to resurrect the previous Overseer—an emotional story that tugs at the heart. It's a tale of escaping the rat race, a world where you don't have to work. I'm certain Su Lu will love it.
[Regretting Plot Planner]: ???
[Regretting Plot Planner]: Don't be so sure. Even if I like it, I'm not working overtime.
[Tall and Dignified Headmaster]: Ah… well, it does sound a bit familiar.
[Pink Fairy Lady]: Luo Mo~ Luo Mo~ I just discovered something heartbreaking.
[Luo Mo]: …Go on.
[Pink Fairy Lady]: Love… disappears, doesn't it? Where did my number one fan go?
[Pink Fairy Lady]: What exactly does marriage give you?
[Pink Fairy Lady]: Why did you throw away your nickname?
[Luo Mo]: I could be Moon Sect, or Star Sect, or even Silly Sect… but I could never be Love Sect! And just like that, we're far apart, Idrila!
[Tall and Dignified Headmaster]: Please remove the words after "even," thank you.
[Vampire Who Likes Humans]: (rubs head) (rolls around) (giggles) (heart gesture)
[36 is Obviously Greater Than 35]: Please keep only the part with the stars. Tonight I'll reward you properly. (wipes)
[I'm the Real Goddess of Earth]: Idrila, huh? Has your faith leveled up again? Why did it suddenly turn into Perfect Star?
[Vampire Who Likes Humans]: ?
[Tall and Dignified Headmaster]: ??
[36 is Obviously Greater Than 35]: ???
[Melancholy Witch Lady]: ????
[Melancholy Witch Lady: Sorry, can I just say it was an accident?]
[36 is Obviously Greater Than 35]: Your intentions are obvious to passersby! Lucky you took a trip to the Quantum Sea.
[Melancholy Witch Lady]: Yeah, and when I came home, I'd been robbed—nothing left at all.
[Melancholy Witch Lady]: Don't you think that's pitiful, Miss Pink Fairy?
[36 is Obviously Greater Than 35]: Ah… nope.
[Melancholy Witch Lady]: Sigh, well, that's fate. Destiny doesn't play fair. But that's not important—the one guarding the goalpost is the true highlight.
[Tall and Dignified Headmaster]: Hm?? Why does it feel like something is pressing against my face?
[Pink Fairy Lady]: As expected of Irene —there's more fun coming.
[Melancholy Witch Lady]: I heard you put in a lot of work behind the scenes, Miss Elysia.
[Luo Mo]: …
[Melancholy Witch Lady]: I'll settle each account, including with you, Captain.
(Luo Mo vaguely hears the sound of a blade being sharpened, the witch whispering by her ear)
[I'm the Real Goddess of Earth]: I've always been curious—Honkai Academy II, the so-called "Honkai III Part 2," doesn't seem related to the earlier plot at all.
[I'm the Real Goddess of Earth]: Are you sure it's legit? By logic, the second stage should have some kind of "old master comes back" moment, right?
[Herrscher of Sentience Forever]: "Old master comes back"? Heh, we've got one right here.
[Herrscher of Sentience Forever]: @Floating Life One Dream old master, top up your gold! Too many games lately, no money to spend.
[Floating Life One Dream]: …
[Floating Life One Dream]: No.
[Luo Mo]: Because I felt the later plot wasn't unique enough, while Honkai Academy's story was. Plus, the characters weren't replaced by those weirdos from Mars.
[Pink Fairy Lady]: Mars?
[Pink Fairy Lady]: Ooh, I heard an important word~ On Mars, will there be surprise encounters with cute girls? Two planets meeting in the cosmos—that's romantic~
[Luo Mo]: Unfortunately, no. Mars was a failed cycle. Hina Dinya doesn't even exist.
[Luo Mo]: But that's not important—let's just appreciate the beauty of the academy!
[Wolf Who's Crazy About Games]: Aren't you curious where he got his reasoning from? Let me guess—he thinks "unique" equals "knife," and "beautiful" equals "tragedy."
[Wolf Who's Crazy About Games]: So it's easy to understand why he skipped the real second stage—because it wasn't sharp enough.
[Scriptwriters Who Kill Everyone]: Nice translation. Seems even within the same language, you need someone to interpret what "beautiful" really means.
[Pink Fairy Lady]: Could it really be like that, Luo Mo~?
[Luo Mo]: Of course not. I can explain—later, a "tower witch" will appear…
[36 is Obviously Greater Than 35]: Bet he's sweating bullets right now. (teasing)
[Vampire Who Likes Humans]: Yep, I can confirm—and humans can be a little salty too.
[Tall and Dignified Headmaster]: ?
[Tall and Dignified Headmaster♧: Are you people actually doing anything serious?
[Vita]: Hi everyone~
[Vita]: I heard someone call me, so I came right away. "Tower witch," huh? That's a little rude~
[Luo Mo]: Where did this one come from?
[Vita]: Even ruder! (angry.jpg) That's no way to make girls happy.
[Delicate Artist]: Huh, it's like we suddenly got Earth's signal—no need to rely on Uncle Su's power anymore… Yep, that's the tower witch. I couldn't stop her—she came anyway.
[Pink Fairy Lady]: Is she really pretty? Her name sounds so nice~
[Lac Moc]: Female version of Su.
[Pink Fairy Lady]: !
[Kevin]: !
[Su]: !
[Vita]: I'm mad! The super mad kind! If you don't let me handle the script, I won't forgive you!
[Sleeping Late in the Sun]: Oh no, Su closed his eyes—is it the end of the world? Kiana, save me!
[I'm the Real Goddess of Earth]: Don't worry, I'll protect you until the very end!
[Pink Fairy Lady]: Now I'm even more curious—cute girls aren't rare, but if Luo Mo describes her like that, it's a first.
[Vita]: Griseo, open the door, I want to go home!
[Delicate Artist]: Can't, you can't just open the airlock.
[Delicate Artist]: Besides… my shoes are missing. (In the messy art room, the girl looks around the floor in confusion but still can't find them.)
[Vita]: Then don't go outside—on this ship, girls don't need shoes anyway.
[Vita]: —This has been your thoughtful reminder from the Tower Witch.
[Delicate Artist]: What kind of rule is that…?
[Luo Mo]: Hyperion has it! Every Hyperion ship has that rule. Griseo, you should study it.
[Vampire Who Likes Humans]: ?
[36 is Obviously Greater Than 35]: What the heck?!
[Tall and Dignified Headmaster]: Uh… huh?!
[Great Love General]: I need to clarify something—Hyperion…
[Luo Mo]: I'm the Captain. I decide. I say yes, so yes!
[Vita]: Not bad, not bad. I'm the guest, the host follows the guest's lead—if I say yes, then yes!
[Pink Fairy Lady]: I'm a witness from fifty thousand years ago! This is an ancient rule passed down from the previous civilization—if I say it's true, it's true!
[How to Become a Hero]: ...
[Delicate Artist]: I still feel like something's off…
[Delicate Artist]: Oh—ah—stepped in the paint.
[Luo Mo]: @Vita, why did you come to Earth?
[Vita]: And why shouldn't I come? With Sa gone, I need a new thigh to cling to. I pledge my loyalty to the great Goddess of Earth—Kiana!
[I'm the Real Goddess of Earth]: ?
[Luo Mo]: She even became sworn sisters with Sparkle in the fireworks event in-game.
[Luo Mo]: She's 100% like Yae Sakura—I wasn't exaggerating when I called her a "bad woman" type.
[Vita]: Sparkle? That sounds pretty funny.
[I'm the Real Goddess of Earth]: Please forgive my inadequacy… (sweats)
[Pink Fairy Lady]: Is Wei Tower one of the key characters in part two? The real second stage?
[Luo Mo]: Pretty much. But most of her story is in part 1.5. Even the plot where she defeats Sa is in 1.5, and Seele naturally becomes the Herrscher of the Sea of Quanta.
[Seele Dandelion]: So in the end, that timid little ghost still wanted to be a Herrscher, huh.
[Seele Pushes People]: I thought after the big Collapse story ended, she wouldn't become a Herrscher, and then she'd just… fade out.
[Vita]: Ahhh, what happened next? Tell me, tell me! It's like I'm observing myself in another world—so exciting!
[Luo Mo]: She'll also become a female Valkyrie god, and she can pilot a giant mecha—the Stigmata Unit. Honestly, I think it looks cooler than both Heavenly Father and Araharto.
[Luo Mo]: A woman piloting a giant mecha—who wouldn't like that?
[Workshop — Scenario Planner]: Really? Cooler than Araharto?
[Workshop — Lead]: Impossible. Absolutely impossible. I want to see her big—uh…
[Workshop — Lead]: Big Mecha. Typo.
[Vita]: ...
[Vita]: So you guys are more curious about my Stigmata Unit than me as a person?
[Vita]: I suddenly feel like I've lost my charm. Why is that…?
[Vita]: Is it because I don't have my own mecha yet, so I'm not important?
[Vita]: I only have one question, Luo Mo—what role will you play in part two? Will we meet?
[Luo Mo]: Of course not!
[Corrode Corrode Corruption]: Hehehe, of course… you will! ♬
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Corrode Corrode Corruption]: Maybe you don't know, but I know—he got his hands on something very unusual.
[Corrode Corrode Corruption]: With just a single swipe—shoom!—he turns into a frizzy-haired girl character, known as the Dreamchaser. From what I've seen in the script, the Dreamchaser and Wei Tower do have a few chance encounters.
[Corrode Corrode Corruption]: Luna, too. Theresa didn't even know, because… that card was tossed away long ago.
[Luo Mo]: (Danger!)
[Luo Mo]: How do you know? I clearly—uh—so you saw everything, then that night's…
[Pink Fairy Lady]: Luo Mo~
[36 is Obviously Greater Than 35]: Huh? There was that kind of thing?
[Vampire Who Likes Humans]: ?
[Vampire Who Likes Humans]: Humans don't need to turn into big sisters! Boo-hoo~
[Tall and Dignified Headmaster]: Terrifying. Absolutely terrifying.
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(Translator/C)
We finally Reached the End of this Fanfic. And I would like to thanks the original author himself (if he knows I exist) although I only upload the translation for fans who are like me (can't read Chinese and lazy to translate).
Oh, one more thing. If anyone of you guys (Honkai or Genshin or Gacha) fans know any Fanfic that is similar to this one: "MC is forced to make a gacha game" then tell me. I tried looking for some in Webnovel and other China Webnovel (was hard translate it) but only found "MC Became a character in HSR & Genshin impact"
Also, if any of you is a writer fanfic or knows someone, give this idea to them:
I am looking for a fanfic of Genshin impact where: "MC is reincarnated into a parallel Earth and goes to Teyvat Academy, where he meets all the Genshin characters (just like Genshin fan videos) and he recurs them to voice act their in-game character, and fiction the story if Genshin impact (because the dev IRL got lazy).
Comments if any of u found something like that.
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