Fuck this day is so frustrating.
First I had a nice really long healthy fucking of Summer on my table which was amazing just to start off my morning right. Though we had to talk about the good doctors offer that Kel and I received before it got to that.
Then they left reminding me of my birthday which I had completely spaced. Which is very unusual for me.
But I had been kind of preoccupied with the whirlwind sex frenzy I had somehow stepped into.
I still pinch myself to make sure this isn't all a dream and I'm not in some wet fantasy coma. If this a wet fantasy coma whoever is up there don't unplug me I want to be here for the rest of my life.
Then while they were gone I tried to think of if I should invite people and do something. Or if the girl's had a well thought out plan for my birthday and shouldn't bother.
I lightly thought of my birthday now that it was at the fore front of my mind while I did some basic chores and did some videos for my channel.
The girl's and mom were gone for an extra long time. But I found out that they went to the doctor's for Kel's check up after the beating she got from a volleyball.
We made the joke maybe we should make wanted posters for a cunning volleyball bandit asking people if they've seen this fast moving perpetrator to call us for a substantial reward.
Kel taking the joke in stride tried to smirk and tell us off but resorted to her usual giving us the finger.
It was the only body part that wasn't broken or bruised.
Yes I'm an asshole.
I just retorted and reassured her in a couple of weeks she'll have a different set of balls slapping against her face.
Once again she smirked and gave me the finger.
It was her only come back at the moment but I saw she lightly blushed at my comment.
Then after the doctor's I have no idea where the fuck the girl's went. I just know they were gone FOREVER!!!!
Then they come home with a metric fuck ton of shit filling my mom's suv nearly to the brim.
Then we quickly unloaded every single item putting this here and that there. Each item the girl's were meticulously letting me know what I could grab and what I couldn't grab and where each item I did grab went.
They made sure I grabbed the groceries they got and put them in the kitchen to put away.
They made sure I grabbed boxes clearly from Muschi that mom pilfered and I put that in the corner to put away.
And they made sure I helped unload an ottoman that my mom couldn't say no to for some odd reason.
Each time I grabbed something I saw in the corner of my eye's the girl's grab something and bolt to Kel's room. After my first trip with the groceries Kel disappeared into her room and didn't come back out until the odd looking ottoman was the last item to come out as she helped me unload it before she and Summer winked at mom about something and disappearing into Kel's room where they actually locked the fucking door putting me on high alert. Then the girl's bolted to Pink's Gym where Summer had to work and Kel was itching to lift some iron.
That's where my search would begin was in Kel's room for my mysterious present.
But first I needed to put away the groceries and whatever was in the boxes.
I went to the task of cleaning and reorganizing the house.....again.
Somehow tornado Summer and hurricane Kelly re-destroyed the house and not in the fun way.
Wait.....do tornadoes get named???
Eh maybe typhoon Summer is more apt description because thanks to her merciless teasing my shorts were now wet with my precum.
Still I set to cleaning up their mess.
I got all the refrigerator items in though I had to re-do the organization of the fridge putting all the old stuff in the front and the new stuff in the back like I was working in a gas station.
Then I had to Tetris the fucking freezer like my life depended on it using my body to keep the door closed. If it didn't stay closed I was going to have to resort to using duct tape on the refrigerator to keep the door closed.
Finally I put away all the dry and non cold items away into there appropriate places.
Then I opened the boxes from Muschi and put away the supplements and immediately thought how the fuck did these girls buy so much shit.
I'm sure mom must have walked into Muschi distributor or something handed over her credit card and told them I want to burn this bitch to the ground.
Pretty sure dad is going to flip once he sees moms spending habits.
And I'm sure the oddly weird semi light fucking ottoman wasn't cheap either.
If it's one thing I've learned about my mom is if she tells you she found it cheap or it was on sale get the receipts to learn the truth.
Sigh.
I put all the supplements away and found a shit ton of fucking pussy balls.
Why in the holy hell did the girl's need so many fucking pussy balls???
Oh yeah helps fight off STD's among other perks.
Duh!!!
Well at least they had planned to fuck my brains out. Or was it me fucking them stupid?
I can never remember.
I looked at the fridge....CRAP!!!!
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