Alice- hello.
Damian- I'm Damian.
Alice- So you're a school captain now.
Damian- yeah.. haha.
Alice- you must have amazing scores.
Damian- i do actually... from my previous school.
Alice- I'll tell you the basics. So captainship is 90% managing the crowds during school hours, assembly hall and dispersal time, 10% managing school programs, fairs, carnivals, name collecting, blah blah and 5% carrying the school flag on drill day.
Damian- that's more than 100%.
Alice- is it? damn i must be bad at math.... I'm Alice by the way.
Damian- yeah i know..
Alice- that's all. Oh and i forgot about the anchoring. We have to host every program.
Damian- Is that necessary?
Alice- it's compulsory. I never had a choice.
Damian- do you like doing it?
Alice- never. It's always been boring as fuck. But i like looking pretty on stage.
Damian- Ooo haha.
Alice- What?
Damian- You said the f word. Isn't that like, punishable and stuff?
Alice- good god... you're such a two faced freak.
Damian- damn.... ok.
Alice- Do you always smile like this?
Damian- what do you mean?
Alice- never mind.
Teacher- Damian! Come here.
[Damian runs to the basketball court with a bunch of flags.]
Teacher- You've played Basketball before right?
Damian- Yes.
Girls- he's so hot right? Yeah... i wish i was the school captain. Me too.
Alice- wanna replace me that fast?
Girl- We want to but i mean we don't know how suck mrs. G's magic cock like you do Alice. hahaha...
Girls- hahahaha... oooo burrrrn! oh my god Christie that was savage.
Alice- Maybe you should learn to suck something other than Mr. Dan's little dick, Karen. I'm not the only one who's whoring around in Instagram.
Karen- Still better than you loser.
Alice- i can see it all over your face.
Karen-....fuck you.
Girls - Karen I think you should stop. Yeah.
Alice- Listen to your friends Karen.... What is it? Wanna call the manager now? Aww weee baby? Wanna cry about it? Uwahhh... hahahhshshsgagsgagghja. Fucking asshole.
The other girls that were not laughing before- burrrrn hahshshsgshesgd. 911 karen. Hahahaha. Karma bitch! We should call the ambulance cause that was a serious burrrrn. Hagahsgaysydhjoyfftsdhgk.
Teacher- Girls! Don't laugh. Alice, come over.
Alice- go cry to your mommy and daddy now Karen cause mr. Dan ain't saving shit.
Karen- Mr. K can we go to the toilet?
Teacher- Not now. Sit down Karen.
Alice- Pfffts. Later loser.
[karen huffs and puffs as Alice enters the basketball court]
Teacher- Damian. I hope you know Alice. She's really good at basketball. Alice tell him all the rules of the court.
Alice- So...[says all the rules to him]
Teacher- Very good Alice. See boys.... this is the least I expect from you guys besides playing the game. Ok Alice you can go back now.
Alice- Bye guys.
Boys- Bye. Dude she's hot huh? Yeah
Damian- not hotter than your mom i guess.
Boys- ugh Damian not fair.
Teacher- Shut it boys. Now play as you've been told. Teams spread out.
[Game starts on a whistle. Alice takes a seat along with her friends at the back and watch them play.]
Alice- ....
Random girl- Hey. You alright?
Alice- Yeah. I'm fine.
Random girl- I'm Penny by the way.
Alice- what do you want Penny?
Penny- nothing. It's just... you were so cool back there. I just absolutely hate Karen and her friends you know. i didn't mean to laugh along with them.... i just. please don't tell the teachers will you. i can help you with the school projects.
Alice- are you done?
Penny- .....
Alice- ....why the silence ? are you done groveling?
penny- look i didn't mean to.
alice- do me a favor and go fuck yourself.
Penny- Ugh I see why they talk to you that way. Arrogant bitch..
Alice- .....same to you stupid fuck.
Penny- Mr. K may I go to the toilet.
Teacher- yeah yeah...
Alice- You're welcome penny.
Teacher- Girls come here.
Girls-....
Teacher- .....
Alice- what is it sir?
Teacher- boys come back.
Boys- what happened?..
Teacher- boys. I want you to see how these 4 girls will the play the game. it will be a simple 10 minutes match, half court, 2v2. Girls you too, watch these 4 carefully. You can finally learn something nice. Alice, Mary team 1. Jenny, Carla team 2. Get to the court.
[Game starts on a whistle.]
Team 2 makes a goal. 2 points.
Girls- wohoooooo. Go Carla! Wooooooo! Go Jenny!
Boys- team 1 team 1 team 1.
Team 2 makes 2 more goals. 7 points total.
Girls- Alice is such a loser...hahahghtystsd.
Team 1 makes 1 goal. 3 points.
Alice hits the ground. Team 1 penalty. Team 1 makes 1 goal. 4 points total.
Boys- Yeahhhhhigfstsgjjphkfhd! Alice! Alice!Alice!
Team 1 makes 2 goals. 10 points total. Team 1 wins.
Teacher- see boys. That's how you play the game.
[Alice and the girls exit the court]
Teacher- Incredible Alice, Mary. Jenny, you need to be faster.
Jenny- Ok sir.
Girls- ugh the game is so biased. Alice is such a pick me.
Teacher- you get it now Damian.
Damian- yes sir.
Teacher- good.