"oh so ex husband. I'm uh just going to," Milo looks uncomfortable as he goes to tend to the tend to the fire.
"Look love. I know I made a mistake," Tranus starts only to be cut off by Xia.
"YOU CALL SLEEPING WITH MY HEAD PRIESTESS A MISTAKE!" Xia screams. Tranus raises his hand in a placating gesture trying to calm Xia, "beloved. It was a mistake a moment of weakness. It didn't mean anything," he pleads.
"MOMENT OF WEAKNESS MY ASS. YOU SLEPT WITH ALL TWENTY OF THE PRIESTESS AT THEIR ANNUAL GATHERING. THREE OF THEM GOT PREGNANT. YOU CALL THAT MESS A MISTAKE!" Xia snaps, "It took me nearly three centuries to clean up your mess!"
"Yes. I'm aware. I had to deal with a decade of paperwork, Verbilixa," Tranus says looking chastised. "It's Xia now you cheating bastard!" Xia corrects him harshly.
"It doesn't change the fact I still love you, mi amor," Tranus tries to sooth his raging ex-wife.
"Well I do not not love you," Xia mutters.
"So there is hope of salvaging our relationship?" Tranus hesitantly inquires.
Without warn as Tranus stepped closer Xia pulls her fist back and imbues it with what little divine energy she has recultivated since her rebirth and punched Tranus square between the legs.
"AHHH!" Tranus squeaks out his voice several octaves higher than before as he grabs his crotch and sinks to his knees his forehead touching the ground right at Xia's feet.
"SALVAGE!" Xia shouts stomping his head, "We went to marriage counseling with Kia the goddess of marriage for five hundred years! How the hell is that not trying to salvage the relationship you self serving, ass eating, manipulative, egotistical, cheating bastard?!?!"
"Damn it woman, you know Reptilents have three hundred times as many nerve endings there as a human!" Tranus says his voice still high pitched.
"Oh so that's why you were a two pump chump!" Xia insults
"That's a lie and you know you freaking nymphomaniac!" Tranus shouts getting to his knees trying to stand up. His voice almost normal again.
"I thought a child would save our marriage of nearly five eons!" Xia reveals her motives.
"I knew you wanted a child. That's why I kept giving in," Tranus reveals
"Then you weren't trying hard enough!" Xia accuses punching him in the crotch again doubling him over again, "things kept getting worse! You were barely in our dimension we built! It was getting lonely," tears well up in xia's eyes.
"I swear I wanted to be there, but the council kept requiring me," Tranus protest in a squeak.
"YOUR WIFE NEEDED YOU! WHERE WERE YOU WHEN OUR BED WAS GETTING COLD BECAUSE YOU WERE OFF GALAVANTING WITH EVERY OTHER GODDESS IN THE UNIVERSE!" Xia screams.
"I-I wasn't galavanting about. There were countless boils and breaches popping up all over the universe that century, you were still so young, so weak I didn't want to risk you getting hurt trying to close them," Tranus sighs, "I also didn't want you to worry about me so I didn't tell you what the council had me doing."
"You still hurt me," Xia pouts turning away, "you didn't even fight it when it when I gave you the divorce papers."
Before Tranus can realize how badly he screwed up space distorts as Ruby and Rudy finally track them down by using Ruby's omniscience.
"What the fuck is that!" Rudy shouts seeing Tranus who looks like a humanoid lizard standing in the middle of the cabin with Xia and Milo.