Chen Shuxian: "Found anything? Did you catch the boxer thief? I told you, even ghosts wouldn't be so perverted as to steal men's underwear."
Zhang Li: "Yeah, found it. It's a girl who stole them. She has insomnia at night, and even if she manages to fall asleep, she easily has nightmares and her mental state's bad."
"Then she went to see a doctor, but she's afraid of getting hooked on those sleeping pills, so she doesn't dare take them."
"Then she heard from someone—who knows where—that if you stick a boy's worn boxers under your pillow, it'll do the trick."
"So she stole a pair once, felt it worked a bit."
"Then, afraid of getting caught, she started stealing underwear off the line in the middle of the night."
"In the end, someone saw her, but nobody thought a girl could be stealing underwear, so everyone just assumed they'd seen a ghost."
"And after a bunch of wild rumors, suddenly there was talk of a female ghost haunting the school."
