Chapter 436 Yes, We Are Mr. Lu's People
Only by noon did Zhao Ritian finish recovering!
Walking outdoors, taking a deep breath, exhaling.
Opening his eyes: "Long Aotian, Lu Chengwen... just you wait for me."
Zhao Ritian felt something was wrong, turned around, and saw five people standing around him.
Seemingly... all masters.
Zhao Ritian narrowed his eyes: "Who might you gentlemen be?"
"You are Zhao Ritian?"
"This humble one is indeed! May I ask, gentlemen..."
Junshi waved his hand: "Beat him."
"Hey!? Hey hey hey!? Hey damn..."
...
The car was parked by the roadside. Lu Chengwen stood alone by the road negotiating with the System.
"Big sister, I beg you, don't just disappear at the drop of a hat! As a system, can't you have some professional ethics?"
"Because the recent situation is too complex, our side ran calculations many times but couldn't figure it out, so we temporarily closed the communication channel with you, Host, to conduct internal system checks and restarts. Please endure the inconvenience caused."
Lu Chengwen was extremely gloomy: "Qi Meishao, there should be a reward, right?"
"Oh oh oh! Speaking of Qi Meishao, Host, you are too skilled, actually forcing yourself on her in the deep well. Don't you know this is illegal? You have to accept punishment?"
Lu Chengwen's eyes widened: "What do you mean? I followed your requirements, captured a major female lead, and not only is there no reward, but I also have to be punished for something?"
"Haha, not really! The rewards are as follows, please choose, Host."
Choose one of three:
One: Zhuge Xiaohua Capture Double Card x1!
Two: Zhuge Xiaohua Capture Triple Card x1!
Three: Zhuge Xiaohua Capture Tenfold Card x1!
Lu Chengwen looked at the three distinctly different, completely dissimilar, variously functioning, and utterly inhuman system screens, tears streaming down his face.
"System big sister, be human! Leave one for Long Aotian. Right now the whole world is targeting him, I feel sorry for him, wish I could hug him, tell him there's still true love in the world."
"Wow, someone at initial Shangsimen caring about someone already at Tiansimen, and who genuinely wants to slap you dead... Host, you truly are a saint."
Lu Chengwen gritted his teeth: "Damn it! Since it's multiplied anyway, give me the tenfold one!"
"Congratulations Host, obtained Zhuge Xiaohua Tenfold Capture Card x1!"
Lu Chengwen gritted his teeth: "It won't just be this one, right?"
"Of course not! The later the female lead is captured, the richer the reward will be! Now for the second choose-one-of-three, please select, Host."
One: Virgin Pill x1.
Two: Virgin Pill x2.
Three: Virgin Pill x3.
Lu Chengwen was extremely gloomy: "Three pills, three pills, three pills."
"Okay, three Virgin Pills have been placed in your inventory. Next, please choose the third choose-one-of-three."
One: Qi Meishao Exclusive: Cauldron Refining Precious Codex!
Two: Hua Xueying Exclusive: IQ Refining!
Three: Luo Shiyin Exclusive: Extreme Pleasure!
Four: Xu Xuejiao Exclusive: Extreme Perversion!
Five: Jiang Shihan Exclusive: Extreme Obedience!
Six: Zhuge Xiaohua Exclusive: Personality Reversal!
Lu Chengwen was stunned: "This is called choose one of three? This is damn well six!"
"Hee hee, Host is naive! Since it's choose one of three, with six options, naturally you can choose two!"
Lu Chengwen paused.
Began analyzing.
Firstly, the Cauldron Refining, will let both myself and Qi Meishao progress faster? This can be prioritized.
Second... Xueying... if I get the Virgin Pill, I can indeed capture Xueying, and Xueying really wants brains.
But liking her is real liking, yet Long Aotian is upgrading too fast! He's already Tiansimen!
And... Xueying is a contradictory choice.
If you don't capture her, she can't become smart. If you capture her... because she's not smart, it always feels like deceiving a child.
Forget it! Desperate times call for desperate measures! Anyway, I'm the villain! Anyway, Long Aotian and I have already torn off all pretenses!
This one also gets priority consideration!
As for Luo Shiyin's Extreme Pleasure, I'm already very happy. I didn't come here to get off; I came to save the world, promote national culture, revitalize traditional arts, serve the masses, inherit Chinese culture...
This doesn't need consideration.
Xu Xuejiao Perversion!? Can she get even more perverted!?
No! I am a pure little villain, I... I think roughly is enough, still like her cute appearance.
Absolutely don't want this one!
Jiang Shihan, well, already very obedient, listens well, works hard... bullying also has its limits.
Don't want this one either.
Zhuge Xiaohua, Personality Reversal!?
What does this mean!?
After using it, Zhuge Xiaohua turns dark? Or... will there be other changes?
Judging from these items, the system seems to be hinting at me, wanting me to capture Zhuge Xiaohua next stage!
This girl is cute, pretty, but... I really don't want to capture her again.
But if I don't capture her, I don't know if I can handle the subsequent plot.
Capture her... feels too inhuman.
Already have a large group of girlfriends now.
Lu Chengwen was caught in a dilemma.
Qi Meishao's Cauldron Cultivation, no question, must choose!
Anyway, she's already mine, might as well choose it. Many benefits, as the saying goes, cultivate more, cultivate more, cultivate much, earn much!
She and I can cultivate a few more rounds, let myself gain more strength too.
Mm.
"Meishao's Cauldron Cultivation, I choose it."
Ding Dong!
"Your Cauldron Cultivation has entered your mind, please check."
Lu Chengwen instantly saw all the cauldron cultivation content, stunned.
"Damn! So colorful? Can Qi Meishao handle it?"
"She is a Nuwa descendant. Better worry about yourself, kind Host."
"Oh."
Lu Chengwen started having difficulty.
Should I let Xueying gain brains first, or take the system-hinted Zhuge Xiaohua Personality Reversal first?
Xueying gaining brains is certainly good, but the downside is Long Aotian will upgrade again, and also don't know what will happen later.
Zhuge Xiaohua personality reversal... seems to be the same thing, basically Long Aotian upgrades, and Zhuge Xiaohua's subsequent plot becomes hard to predict.
Lu Chengwen muttered: "Zhuge Xiaohua... personality reversal, personality can even be reversed? Is it always reversed, or... just flipped once? What will it flip into?"
"Okay, already selected Zhuge Xiaohua, Personality Reversal宝典 for you!"
"Hey hey hey, I haven't decided yet!"
"Oops, already used!"
"Ai this system you..."
"Next please receive fixed rewards!"
"Oh, there are fixed rewards!?"
One: Zhongsimen Invitation Letter x1.
Two: Female Martial Artist Development Plan Sheet x1.
Three: Shangsimen Upgrade Card x1.
Lu Chengwen was confused.
Zhongsimen Invitation Letter... can give to Zhao Gang. This kid has been working hard since becoming an ancient martial artist.
Female Martial Artist Development Plan Sheet?! Is this to let my main female leads become ancient martial artists?
Nonsense! I would never let Qingqiu or Xuejiao become ancient martial artists, so dangerous. Useless!
Shangsimen Upgrade Card x1 is quite good though.
I can become an intermediate Shangsimen martial artist, hehe.
Chen Mengyun leaned against the car window, looking sweetly at Lu Chengwen's back: "He's so handsome."
"Hmph! Stinky fellow, anyway I'm your childhood sweetheart girlfriend, you swore to marry me when you were little, I'll stick with you for life!"
Hua Xueying actually fell asleep leaning against the passenger seat, even drooling: "Om nom nom... want to become smart... om nom nom... makes sense..."
...
Zhao Ritian didn't even know what happened today.
Just stepped out, and five Shangsimen masters descended from the sky, beating him relentlessly!
Finished, and even said they were enforcing justice on behalf of heaven!
What did I do to heaven that requires you to enforce justice!?
At this moment, Junshi suddenly stopped, raised his hand, signaling everyone to halt.
Zhao Ritian lay prone on the ground, barely breathing: "You... I and you... what hatred, what grievance... I basically... don't even know you!"
Tong Tuo Wang kicked him: "Shut up! We don't know you either!"
Junshi listened carefully, turned around, face stern: "Friend, since you've come, show yourself."
"Hahaha!" Fubo Tianwang and others also jumped out.
Fubo Tianwang cupped his fists: "Mr. Junshi, apologies for the intrusion!"
Junshi looked sternly at their group: "Fubo, what do you mean?"
Fubo Tianwang said: "Junshi, don't misunderstand, we are not participating, just observing."
Junshi looked somewhat displeased: "Afraid our brothers aren't doing the job properly? Or worried we aren't trying our best?"
"Not at all, not at all." Fubo Tianwang said: "Gentlemen arrived earlier than us, we are learning work approaches from you, really just observing."
Junshi said: "That's good then. It was agreed during the meeting before, odd days we beat him, tomorrow is even days. Hope fellow brothers don't interfere."
A Hu said: "Junshi, you're really overthinking! We are just looking! Idle anyway, might as well see how big brothers work, we learn. Tomorrow is even day, our brothers are a bit nervous, seeing you work, we basically have a template, right! It's learning, don't mind!"
Zhao Ritian couldn't take it anymore, cried out in anger:
"Just... you come beat me, and even divide into odd and even days!? Aren't you treating people too inhumanely? Damn who did I offend! Tell me!"
Junshi grabbed him: "Who did you offend in Xuecheng, don't you know yourself?"
Zhao Ritian was stunned, then gritted his teeth: "Long Aotian! Damn your ancestors!"
A Hu pointed: "He dares curse our Young Master, Junshi, can this be tolerated?"
Junshi paused, then said: "What nonsense are you talking about, we are... Lu Chengwen's people."
Finished speaking, right in front of Zhao Ritian, desperately winked at A Hu.
A Hu quickly said: "Junshi, can these words be said in front of him?"
Junshi quickly smiled: "Forget it, things have come to this point, no need to hide anymore!"
Junshi said to Zhao Ritian: "Telling you plainly, we are Boss Lu Chengwen's people! It was Boss Lu who sent us to beat you!"
A Hu said: "So! If you want revenge later, want retaliation, want trouble, feel free to come find our Boss Lu! With us protecting, Boss Lu isn't afraid of you!"
Zhao Ritian was about to explode with anger: "You really think I'm an idiot! Ah!?"