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Word Count 1000, kinda weak but this is from forever ago. Gets better
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Wow the interior definitely makes up for its outward appearance.
There are robots everywhere.. cooking, cleaning gardening and there is one specifically for serving drinks.
They wouldn't let me drink anything alcoholic but there is always a next time. I'm currently drinking a perfectly chilled glass of cola.
I want them, they can take care of everything while i just rest, train and relax once in a while.
"So what do you think Gohan?" I hear Bulma asking from behind me
"It's great" I honestly feel that way, this place is awesome
"Good glad you like it. Even if it's your father fault, I missed 3 birthdays so that means i owe you 3 presents" she says with a grin
"Say anything you want and I'll get it for you"
I raise an eyebrow " Anything"
"Yep anything" she nods her head so sure of her self
She probably thinks i want some toys or something like that. I'm tempted to ask for the dragon balls but, that is a big red flag, they won't hurt me but they might 'ground' in some place where I can't really train.
No training = Getting killed by the plot somehow
"Hmm you guys make capsules right? Do you have any packs/deals for hunting or camping?"
She blinks a couple of times processing my question "Hunting? Why on earth would you need that, you are 3!"
I point at Goku "Training in the wild" That answers that question
"Right I remember!!!
Oh the horrible time i spend in the Wild trying to find the Dragon Balls for the first time. Don't you worry about a single thing, Aunty won't let the same happen to you" She fist pumps with fire starting to spreading around her, she is really passionate about this, how much did she get traumatized by following Goku
"Hmm well I need a small house, a big storage space for stuff that I find, and a big Fridge/Freezer, oh and the household robots that you have pretty please"
"That's it?" she stares at me dumbfounded
"Well you are only 3 years old, but wouldn't you like something for transportation. I'm talking about the future here. If i remember right your father drove and crashed a lot of cars and planes on our first journey. He was 11 when I met him, I can tell just from talking to you, you are an extremely clever kid. Your mother can talk all she wants, i recognize genius when i see one." She says the last part with a smug look on her face, she loves to tell people how smart she is.
I just kept my mouth shut before i ruin all the good impressions she has of me
(Why wont it stop! DBZ leave my brain alone.!!!)
(I'm writing this part while I'm drunk, so go easy on me 🍻)
"Ohh my. Who is this little cutie?" I turn to see a blond bombshell walking towards us. It was Bulma's mother. I honestly thought the show exaggerated her as being unageing, but this chick could pass as her sister, that's how young she looks.
"Good Evening I am Son Gohan, I'm here with my father Son Goku and my mother ChiChi" I really hate introducing myself like this, but it leaves a much better impression of a well mannered child. And if acting like this gets me what i need I will do it.
She claps her hands together "Ohhh you are Goku-chan's son! You can call me Ms. Briefs sweetie"
"Thank you Ms. Briefs" I say and add a little bow
"Oh my what a well mannered child" while Ms. Briefs was impressed by me Bulma on the other hand was watching me with her eyebrow teaching
"You litlte brat... come with me" She grabs my arm away and drags me off somewhere
"You do know I can sue you for abuse and kidnaping for this right?" I say with a dead tone in my voice
"Shut it kid. You are 3 years old, I can understand you acting a bit more mature than your age, I drove a spaceship when I was around your age, but you basically made another persona when dealing with my mother. No way you are 3 years old inside that child body of yours." Bulma says with a smug look on her face
Well she ain't wrong. Does it matter if she finds out I'm older on the inside? Absolutely not. I have one year left before Raditz comes, anything other than that is inconsequential. Big deal I'm a grown ass man in a body of a child.
"Wow, what a discovery! The smart matured kid is actually really mature instead of faking it. We should give you an Nobel Prize." I say with as much sarcasm as I possibly can
She drops me in a char with a holographic screen
"Shut it and solve these questions, if you do good, I'll throw in a bonus along with the stuff I promised to give you" she says so sure of herself that I will play her game, and she is right,
It doesn't matter whatsoever if they learn the truth. What are they gonna do about it?
Nothing. That's what. If i can get a few bonuses by revealing it i will do so. Plus this way, Bulma will stop treating me like a child and i will be able to get some more dangerous stuff from her, or at least open up a trade between us,
I just look at her, still not starting the test.
"I expect something that will make this worthwhile. I am not a fan of wasting my time like this" Sometimes you just gotta say it blunt with no filters attached, only then will they take you seriously
"Don't worry about a thing, I'll throw in a little extra capsules to sweeten the deal. Come start already I cant wait to see the results!!" I just shrug and start answering all the things I know. I'm curious about this as well