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Mizuki Pov
"Aburame Shino. Pass" Iruka announced "Well done Shino-kun"
"Good Job, kid"
The creepy kid bowed to Iruka and me "Thank you"
Man the Aburame are creepy as always. But they are effective with their bugs.
"Sakura Haruno. Enter!" Iruka called the next student
Ahh here comes the pink banshee.
She entered the room and stood confidently.
Well given the current curriculum its no wonder. Its just Transformation, Substitution and Clone Jutsu.
During the war times when i graduated. We had to kill a captured prisoner. Know the Shunshin no Jutsu and at least one Elemental Jutsu.
Nowadays they let anybody pass as long as they have a ninja relative or a relative is on the civilian council.
And yet they wonder why they have so many spies like me. Low pay, influx of useless genin. Two Sannin that are never in the Village. Things are not looking good for Konoha in the next war.
Lucky for me Orochimaru-sama pays well and he offered to increase my strength with a bloodline as a reward for doing so well with Sasuke.
I don't know why he wants the kid to be trained well and in perfect health and i don't care. I just do the job i am told. I even showed him some of things i learned during my career as an active ninja.
That experience is priceless for a Genin.
But that little brat mostly ignored me and called me a nobody and a failed Shinobi who could only work as a teacher. I hope he dies on his first C-Rank Mission
*poof. poof*
Two illusionary Sakura apear next to the original.
" Haruno Sakura. Pass. Well done Sakura-chan"
While Iruka says some words of congratulations. I just nod.
That girl is definitely going to die on her first mission. Traditionally the best Boy and Girl of the Year are paired together.
That would mean the Uchiha and Haruno. How she got Best Kunoichi is beyond me.
But maybe with some luck both of them will die.
" Yes! Take that Ino-pig. Ahh, this is proof that me and Sasuke are destined to be together" Sakura starts to daydream as she exits the classroom
I doubt that, the Uchiha has not shown any attraction to girls or boys. He is probably Asexual. Guess the Uchiha line will die with him.
" Next, Uzumaki Naruto!"
I quickly steeled my features and put on a nice smile mask.
Here comes the demon. As silent as always and walking in that ridiculous orange jumper. Then again i heard thats the only thing the store allowed him to buy.
So that he could be spotted and die on a mission. Good job shopkeeper.
It's really creepy how the kid is always silent. He sits in the back of the class. And always doodling something. Which was fine with me, anything to make him fail. I also noticed he doesn't talk at all unless you call him first.
" Naruto please transform as me, then as the Third Hokage."
The Demon just nodded and made a handseal
*poof*
Uzumaki transformed into a perfect replica of Iruka
My coworker nodded "Good. Now Sandaime-sama"
*poof*
The demon did it again. Huh I expected him yo mess up slightly. Since he coincidently wasn't here when the Hokage visited.
Looks like he practiced, then again Uruka does transform a few times to remind the class in case they have forgotten.
Which is stupid. You don't get second chances out in the field. You have one chance to memorise the intelligence, then you flee as fast as possible.
It irks me that he is doing so well. His test results were 4th from behind. He wasn't even dead last.
And after all the hard work I put in to sabotage his education.
I wish I could kill him in revenge for the death of my parents. But if I did that i would be caught and executed before I could even blink.
"Very good Naruto. You have improved your Transformation Jutsu. Now please use the Substitution Jutsu on this chair and then back"
The demon nodded he made a hand sigh.
*-of*
Huh?
*-of*
How the hell?
It was perfectly done. Completely silent and Minimal smoke as well. Extremely good for a Genin. That's a Chunin-level Substitution. Jonin can do it with without any smoke and no sound.
How did this brat manage to do it?!
Iruka quickly hid his surprise.
" Very good Naruto. Now please form two Clones"
Heh. Iruka you might be a good teacher but even you don't know everything.
The Clone jutsu requires the least amount of chakra even among low level jutsu with very little chakra requirement.
The blond brat has the Kyuubi inside him. Giving him an absurd chakra capacity but destroying his chakra control as well. He will have a permanent handicap with chakra control for his entire life.
* poof. poof*
Two illusionary clones appeared next to the demon.
"HOWW!!"
~Naruto Pov
"HOWW!!"
I hid a smirk as Mizuki yelled out. He will get it in due time.
I answer to the man with a blank face. "Training"
If only it were that easy. It took years of effort to do that. But I finally did it.
" Congratulations Uzumaki Naruto. You Pass." Iruka says with a proud voice. Another one of his students passed.
' It's been 7 years since i arrived in this world I am finally a shinobi.'
'Phase One complete. Time for Phase Two. Don't screw up brat. Everything must be perfect or we are screwed.' A dark voice growled in my head.
' Don't get your tails in a twist Kyubi. I know what's at stake. We have been planning for years. I'm not about to fail now'
' You'd better not. Our lives are at stake.'
~
This is my live now. Arguing with a giant fox with a temper that's equivalent to a bomb with a very short fuse.
But I should start at the beginning. How I came to be here and why am i acting like this.
It all started 7 years ago..
~ 7 years ago.
Naruto turned 5 years old and was kicked out of the orphanage.
The first night sleeping outside in an empty ally on the cold ground. With nothing but his clothes and a cardboard he found to lay on.
But unknown to anyone a soul took over his body that night. Silently and swiftly. The two souls merged
~ Right before the sunrise
The little boy stirred
'Ugh. How much did I drink?'
I have never slept in an ally before. Damn those assholes. What kind of friends are they? Leaving me here alone. I could have died.
I'm tearing them a new one after this. They better have a very good excuse and if they don't make a good apology. I'm releasing the dirt I have on them to their girlfriends.
Up we go.
I went to push myself off the ground when I noticed something.
My hands. They were so fucking TINY!
What the hell? I quickly started to touch myself.
I'm small. Like kid-sized small. What's going on?!
I quickly ran to the nearest reflective surface. In this case a window
I looked at my reflection. A young boy stood opposite of me. Blond hair. Bright blue eyes. Three whisker marks on each cheek. A bit malnourished.
I ran out to the street and looked at the mountains.
Four faces were carved on the mountainside.
Well, that settles it. I somehow got transmigrated into Naruto of all people.
...
Let's just skip the whole panic attack and depression.
I'm a proud gamer. I was good while I still played with my friends a few years ago. I prided myself on being the calm one and not raging and smashing things like a fucking neanderthal.
Let's keep that cool in this situation as well. Treat is as a game. Good. Breathe in and out.
Fact check first.
Do I have any previous memories that Naruto had?
...
Yes. I can recall them like they are my own. Yet they belong in separate folders so to speak.
Good.
Do I recall all the Naruto things? Anime, Manga, fanfic, theories, even wilder theories?
...
I do. In perfect clarity as well, memories stacked nicely in folders. Excellent. Then I already have a very big advantage. This is like a Beta Tester coming in at the Official Launch. I know the plot. I know the best cheats to use. I know how to avoid troublesome enemies.
I can do this. It just needs proper planning and execution. I will survive this war-torn world and thrive here
But to do that I need the fox. Not his chakra. That's useless to me currently. At least until I am 12. The Bijuu chakra cloak is toxic.
I need his knowledge. There is no way in hell I am having the same childhood as Naruto. So many years wasted.
But first lets get out of here
~ 1 hour later at a nearby park
Naruto sat down under a tree.
'Now how do I enter the mindscape. Do I just focus on the seal?'
A few minutes of trying and Naruto felt his consciousness being dragged. When he woke up he found himself in an underground tunnel, with pipes everywhere and water below him. But he was standing above it.
A bit further away, he felt something calling him.
'This way huh'
After walking through some twists and turns. Naruto found himself in front of a giant cage.
'Holy fuck that's huge. Then again the Kyuubi is bigger than a mountain. '
Slowly, slitted red eyes opened. They glared at the tiny boy
"Hoo. I never expected you to come here so soon. Quite the accomplishment I must say" A growling voice
"What is it boy? Frozen in fear?" Kyuubi laughed menacingly and released a little killing intent at the boy. Intent on scaring him off and traumatizing him.
Naruto shivered a bit but shook his head and cleared his head "You call that killing intent? You obviously have never been on a Black Friday Sale"
"Huh? Black Friday? What nonsense are you talking about boy?" Kyuubi growled
Naruto took a deep breath. "Shukaku, Matatabi, Isobu, Son Goku, Kokuo, Saiken, Chomei, Gyuki, Kurama and your father Hagoromo Otsutsuki. The Rikudo Sennin"
Kyuubi stood up and blasted his chakra in anger. The Killing intent flooded the room as Naruto choked a bit. It felt like gravity had been increased, his body felt heavy and his breathing quickened.
"HOW DO YOU KNOW THOSE NAMES! ANSWER ME BRAT!!" Kyuubi roared out
'So this is what hundreds of year of anger looks like. Man he really is terrifying'
"I will tell you everything. I will even enter inside the cage. But I need you to swear not to harm me. Both of our lives are at risk. But I need you to trust me so i can show you"
Kyuubi glared at the boy, thinking deeply. 'No living soul knows all of those names. Nobody. Unless he is the one father spoke of. Keh. His faith in humans is what got me and my siblings into this mess. But I need to know, so i can plan my next moves'
"I agree." Kyuubi stopped releasing his killing intent.
Naruto let out a sigh of relief
He started walking to the giants fox but stopped once he was near the bars.
"Hmmm" he tapped the giant bar with his knuckles. " Something to think about later"
He stopped in front of the Kyuubi. He was quite literally the size of an ant compared to this Behemoth
" Well let's get down to business. What's the most efficient way for me to show you my memories. Because i don't know any genjutsu"
(A/N. Genjutsu are Illusions. You can make anything you want with it. And show it to your enemy)
The Kyuubi scoffed " Of course. The simplest way would be to manipulate your mindscape. But since you are too young and it would take too long. Just put your hand on my forehead, think of what memories you want to show me and I will handle the rest"
Naruto climbed up on the giant palm and Kyuubi raised him to be near his 'snout'. Naruto walked up yo the forehead and put his palm on it.
Kurama closed his eyes and started to focus. Slowly memories started flooding in. About the life of young Naruto, his childhood, his academy days that haven't started yet.
Team 7. His Missions. The Akatsuki.
Attack on Konoha. Minato just showing up on time to stop the Kyuubi from escapeing.
The War. Kyuubi getting defeated by Naruto with the help of Kushina.
Madara. All bijju getting captured into the Gedo Mazo.
Kaguya the rabbit Goddess. Winning against her by pure luck
When the memories stopped Kurama flinched back.
His nails grabbing Naruto by his shirt and lifting him up.
" Who are you? How do you know this" He glared at the boy, no.. this anomaly
Naruto smiled "A spectator who found himself in the body of the one he was observing. This is as much as a surprise to me as it is to you. Now that you know what's coming i think we can both agree that neither of us can face it alone.
So i propose this. We work together until the Akatsuki, Uchiha Obito, Kabuto and Black Zetsu are taken care of. Preventing the revival of Kaguya. After that I will release you"
Kyuubi raised an eyebrow " You do know that you will die, right?"
Now Naruto scoffed " Hell no. You will leave one or two tails worth of chakra. It should be enough for me to survive. What do you say? Want to work together?"
The Kyuubi thought about it for a bit before sighing " Its not like i have much of a choice. The chances of taking over your body and escaping are slim to none. But if we are doing this, i need to get one thing straight. We are not friends, and we never will be. At the moment we are just individuals with a common goal. Get that brat?"
Naruto nodded " I was just thinking the same ya giant furball. So we work together to make me stronger. Since if I die or get captured we both die. Then when we have taken care of all the enemies that are coming for us and stop Kaguya.
I will release the seal and you will leave one to two tails worth of chakra so that I can survive the extraction. If more chakra is needed then you will give me enough till my survival is guaranteed. Are these terms good with you?"
Kurama nodded. Those were fair terms.
Naruto smiled "Then we have an accord. Pleasure doing business with you"
The giant fox just rolled his eyes
"Whats your next step?"
Naruto grinned " What do you know about the Namikaze family house?"
~A/N
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25. Oct. 2023