Hello Mr.Town, I received word today that it is a slow time for C & H Armaments and your assignment has been terminated.
Please contact me to confirm that you have received this message, Tori.
'Right…just what I want to see first thing when I wake up in the late evening to go to basically what boils down to a sweatshop for work.' Is the line of thoughts that passes through my head before I start slamming the palm of my hand against my skull in hard and fast hits while calling myself stupid, and worthless over and over again.
Before I calm down take a few deep breaths and maybe half an hour to come to terms with the reality that yes, I'm a fuck up and a failure and I should just blow my brains out before deciding I need to stop thinking like this and turn my anger around on somebody else.
"Right, Graveyard shift that was understaffed and I get let go because business is "slow" when really it was because I called out once for a stomach bug…because I didn't want to get anyone else sick…fuck me and being compassionate for other people…and I may have pointed out a few too many OSHA violations on the businesses account. Now how the fuck am I gonna afford to pay my bills and get Diesel his heart medication?!"
Feeling lost with a pending 1,500 dollar vet bill that the vet is allowing me to pay in installments because well she's a compassionate sort and she thinks Diesel is such a gorgeous and sweet boy.
Then the fact that all of my other bills on top of that are about to come due and I don't have anything to my name because I wasn't able to save up any money till now with everything that has been going on.
At the same time as this reality rams into me the urge to bite the bullet starts growing stronger within my jaded and broken heart.
Suddenly my phone's screen starts to glow brightly with a greenish-yellow tint, while the phone also begins to grow hot enough that it feels uncomfortable in my hands before I can let go of my phone. I'm consumed by the greenish-yellow glow.
Suddenly I find myself standing in a lush forest-like place with a very very naked. Very, very, very, beautiful woman with long swirly red hair and glowing greenish-yellow eyes and a curvaceous body…but that's not the weirdest thing right now, no the weirdest thing about this is that she's currently ramming a dildo in and out of her glistening slit with her left hand and groping her left breast with her right hand.
"Haa-hahhnn, yes yes yes, fuck Lydia just like that she's a filthy little whore!" The woman moans hotly but her voice is strange it's like a woman and man are speaking at the same time then the woman's body shifts and instead of a stacked curvy body of a woman in place of her is a jacked dude with a big fat cock that he's jerking like a teenage boy who is watching the hottest pornstar he's ever seen perform on his iPod Touch.
"Fuck yeah, Stiles fucking, Fuck that little whore Allison!" The man shouts as his cock flexes and semen starts to shoot out of his cock head, one for him to return to being a she.
"Ohh Fuck, yeah bang that hot little piece of ass with those mechanical tentacles, Guardian. Ahhhh, coming!!!" The woman practically screams as her body convulses and she begins to squirt.
'Uhhh-I'm sooo confused and conflicted right now…'
"Please Mr.Town do not be confused or conflicted, it is unbecoming of you as you are one of my many great priests." This woman says to me in her strange amalgamation of a voice.
"Uhg-mmm, it's kinda hard not to be right now, who-who are you and why am I here, Miss?" I ask her only for her to shift into a dude.
The guy bursts into laughter, at not getting whatever reaction he was looking for out of me the guy changed back into a woman, and began speaking.
"I am the deity of fapping and thanks to you and authors like you I have had a great amount of material to fap to and so have others, which has made me grow more powerful. Seeing that you are so down on your luck right now…I wanted to offer you an opportunity."
'You want to offer a worthless loser like me an opportunity?!' The thought passes through my mind and I can almost hear myself saying it aloud the woman's greenish-yellow eyes suddenly turn a very dark and menacing color as she glares at me.
'Oh great I pissed off the gender fluid deity…I basically just committed suicide without meaning to…'
But the woman closes her eyes and sighs sadly, "I wish you wouldn't view yourself in such a derogatory way, you are quite precious and important to me." She says softly which makes me feel strangely good for half a nano-second before making me feel even more weirded out and conflicted by what is going on right now.
"Sorry…it's just hard not to see myself any other way…" The apology tumbles out of me while I awkwardly scratch at my right cheek with my middle finger of my right hand.
"Well then, let's change that! You see, my other self began explaining why we brought you here…you see…so that we can vicariously live out your fanfiction fantasies through you!"
…
"So you want me to do the things that I write…about doing in fanfics?"
"Yes!" She triumphantly cheers while throwing her hands in the air making her impressive breasts jiggle.
"But that really doesn't help me pay my bills…" the words tumble out of me tactlessly as I look down at the ground that is polished white marble.
"Hmm-hmm, very true it does not but it will inspire you to write more fanfictions and that will in turn generate more income to pay your bills with." She says and blows me a kiss and a pinkish lip shaped transparent energy attack comes flying towards me and lands on my lips and I get consumed by light once more.
…A few moments later
I come to and find myself laying on a Japanese futon, green flooring underneath it, paper walls.
'Wow, this place looks like that apartment in that anime "The Devil is a Part-timer." but now what do I do and how do I get home?' At my thoughts a flat screen TV on a very low to the ground table turns on and shows the Fapping Deities face and it is still a she.
"You are probably waking up by now, so this message is starting to play, I didn't want you to try and refuse so I sent you to your private Goon Cave. Now the Goon Cave is a very special place as it is a personal pocket dimension in the form of a cheap looking japanese apartment. This pocket dimension is impregnable, meaning that only you and people you want to can come in.
To access your goon cave, you have to use the Instant Transmission pose with the intent to go to your Goon Cave. The goon cave connects you to the multiverse at large, allowing you to go anywhere in your world from it or go to literally any other world you want. It also comes with a bunch of amenities like multiversal internet, magical fridge and a confy as Fuck futon. Now the travel ability is currently limited to your world, the Cave and The world of Atlantis: The Lost Empire as that is where your mission is going to take place.
Next up you'll find what looks like a high tech black bracelet with a band of gold on it, you see this is a very special bracelet. The bracelet is now permanently fused to your body, and it will act like the door and key to a storage pocket dimension. There is no capacity limit to the storage space, and non-living objects, there is not storage limit but there are size limits mostly because of the bracelet itself only objects up to 50m in length and up to a 100 meters in width can be stored inside of this pocket dimension. If stored items are small and or light enough those items can be retrieved directly to or by your hands and can be stored again even if you're not holding them but. For larger items they will appear in front of you at a distance that won't crush your toes, You can also easily and safely go in and out of the storage space yourself, but be mindful bring a flashlight and have a form of propulsion ready if you venture inside and thanks to advanced technology you do not have to worry about anything decaying while stored inside of this inventory, ahh and before I forget the use of the storage space is locked to your living biosignature, so even if someone were to say chop your arm, they still wouldn't be able to access it.
Now you have a few more boons to go through, now this is the Weapons package which contains two
weapons the first is a Knife the second is a Particle Magnum:
The Knife is a high-frequency blade with absurd cutting power and is virtually indestructible. It's also able to change sizes, from a tanto-like survival knife (its default length is 4 1⁄2 inches and can go up to the length of a standard katana, this blade comes with a sheath too.
The Particle Magnum is a sidearm that looks like a high tech revolver, and is powered by a solar battery, It comes with two batteries and a special solar charger for the batteries. At full charge, and the lowest setting which is stun, the Particle Magnum is able to fire 100 shots before needing a recharge. The firepower has three settings stun, kill, and punch a hole through a Spaceships reinforced emergency door, a trade off of the power cells being solar powered is that for every increase in firepower the capacity to fire is diminished, at Stun you get 100 shots, at kill you get 30 shots, at the maximum setting you get 1 shot, luckily the power cells charge somewhat rapidly at 0% to 100% in one hour.
Next up is a one time use Body Remodel tool, with this tool you get to for one time remodel your body to your designed specifications, including your gender if you want to and yes before you ask, this also includes becoming a futanari. She says through the video, pauses for a moment, winks at me while giving me a suggestive smile that turns my stomach, but I'm quickly pulled out of any disgusting thoughts of having both sets of equipment, 'Yuck, I'm a guy through and through.'
Regardless of what you end up
looking like, your body will be at the peak of human physical and sexual ability. You'1l also gain immunitų to STDS, control over your fertility, biological immortality, you can deactivate this if you decide you want to age again, you also gain a Spider-Man tier healing factor.
If your remodelled form is male or futanari, you get an unbeatable magical cock for free…along with a hentai like ability to produce semen and orgasm many many times without a refractory period, also when you return home all photos, videos and people's memories of you will change to have always viewed you as you are now or they will believe you put in the work to become how you choose to look.
Next up is the meat of your boons now that we're done with the potatoes, first up is that you are gaining the ability to hypnotize others via eye-contact similar to compulsion in the Vampire Diaries. This power requires conscious activation/deactivation and affected victims will remain hypnotized until you release them. While someone is hypnotized you can do anything that features in a hypnosis doujin/hentai. This power cannot be turned against you and it also renders you immune to mind-control attempts from others.
Second is that you now have the ability to manifest tentacles from your body at will; this is a painless process, now these tentacles are not only super strong and durable, but can also be wielded with a surprising amount of finesse and dexterity. You are also free to customize the shape and size of the tentacles, add any kind of secretion like semen or poison etc etc you get the point, one negative effect of these tentacles though is that their tactile feedback will hit you just like your own hands.
Now the third and final and most powerful ability is everyone's favorite, it's called Time Stop and is exactly what it sounds like: the ability to stop time! Now for the official description You gain the ability to stop time at will. Time will remain still until you deactivate the power. You can activate/de-activate [Tine Stop] mentally or verbally, with a key phrase that you create yourself. It is possible to fuck some one while tine is stopped. The combined sensation of everything you do to them will hit all at once when you resume time. As a side note stopping time is very physically taxing…in fact I wouldn't even suggest trying to stop time for a few handful of seconds at a time. She says and bursts into giggles.
See what I did there anyways the more you train your time stop ability the more you'll be able to use it but if you push yourself too far too soon…you will die. And so this concludes your boons now when it comes to using/training your boons I would suggest only using them here on the Goon Cave or on your adventures as your home universe is very fragile in the grand scheme of things and would I hate to see you wracked with guilt over causing destruction and upheaval at your home. Anyways bye bye I look forward to reading your new stories oh and please don't leave the old ones hanging if you're done with them let people know, please.
And with that one hell of a goodbye message the TV shuts off, I turn my head and stare up at the ceiling and watch the blades of the ceiling fan spin around and around at a very slow pace.
"So I have to go to the world of Atlantis…Kida was a total hotty and a massive crush as a little kid…so was Audrey, I probably had a bigger crush on Audrey because she was a mechanic let's not forget the leggy blonde bombshell Helga either…I think she's where my love of hot villainesses came from…her, Shego or Charmcaster it's kinda a toss up…as to who caused it."
Patting the futon underneath my hands thinking that I wish I had the remote for the TV, my right hand collides with the TV remote instead of the futon.
"Huh, neat." Taking hold of the remote I turn on the TV and scroll through TV apps under a selector that says from your universe/world, stopping on D-Plus and finding the first Atlantis movie.
'I should probably get home…instead of laying around and watching a cartoon movie or get started doing whatever mission I'm supposed to do there to unlock being able to travel somewhere else.' But I find myself unable to peel my eyes away from the TV as my finger moves by itself to turn up the TV's volume.
The movie starts with a clip beginning in 6,800 BC. The sky is clear and a beautiful shade of blue and pans over a large city of stone with patches of green, glowing blue crystals, and machines shaped like sea creatures.
Before the image shifts to a huge explosion and it causes the creation of a giant tidal wave. The giant wave causes the civilians of this civilization to flee further inland either on foot or by their machines.
One of the Atlanteans on a Hammerhead shark shouts, "You fool! You've destroyed us all!"
A second Atlantean on a sunfish shaped flying machine shouts, "The wave is gaining! We have to warn Atlantis!"
A third Atlantean on some unknown fish shaped flying machine interrupts both, "We're too late!" just as the wave heading towards Atlantis consumes them, the Atlantean watchmen standing on top of their towers, sees the wave and uses the warning system alerting all of Atlantis's population of the danger.
A watchman shouts through a large horn the size of a large building, "Everyone to their shelters! Everyone to their shelters!"
The image shifts to inside of the capital city,
A group of Atlantean guards are escorting a group of VIP's, one an older man in a more regal set of robes, a younger woman wearing a type of headdress and similar robes to the man and a young girl.
One of the guards separates the man from his wife and child while shouting, "This way your highness. Quickly!" The young girl drops her doll and the Atlantean Queen shouts in hurried panic, "Kida, come on!" As she takes the young Kida's hand and pulls her along as Kids tries to get her doll.
Kida cries out "Mama, my doll!" with tears in her eyes, the Queen shouts back at her, "Kida! Just leave it! There's no time!" and then, the crystal on the necklace hanging from the Queen's neck becomes awash with light and the Queen's eyes begin to glow with an ethereal blue power, as the king turns to look over his shoulder, he sees his wife as she begins being lifted up into the air, her grip on the young Kida's bracelet lifting the young girl up into the air with her mother.
Young Kida cries out, "Mother!" As the bracelet slides off of her wrist and she falls to her butt on the stone ground, the bracelet is still held in the Queen's hand as she gets closer, and closer to the crystal floating in the sky.
Young Kida still continues to cry up at her mother from her knees, hands in the air. The king runs over to and slides into his knees, while hugging Kida to his chest.
A sob leaves the man before he raises his voice to be heard, "Close your eyes, Kida! Look away!" He finishes saying just as the queen is absorbed into the crystal and large energy dome shield forms around the city the massive city destroying tidal wave splashes harmlessly against the the shield as the capital city sank into the ocean.
I wipe away a bit of moisture from my eyes from the dust…totally dust floating around the room that got in my eyes.