I woke up to the sight of kokoro no yukihme with her head against my chest and her fingers curled up in my shirt.
" Hayabusa-chi I wuv you I wuv you." She muttered In her sleep.
I pecked her on the forehead and she woke up.
"Oh morning Hayabusa-chi." Said kokoro
" Get dressed and eat breakfast well be heading out in an hour." I said.
Kakashi who was asleep in a chair woke up just in time to see this and of course as fate would have it kisumi and Hanna walked into the sight of Hayabusa giving her a peck on the forehead.
" Ha-ya-bu-Saaaa." They shouted getting angry.
" It was at this moment little Hayabusa knew he screwed up." Said kakashi
After getting dressed eating breakfast the group headed for the capital.
Meanwhile an hour after they left team ten arrived at the former location of a certain hotel.
" I was sure that this was where my agent was at." Said Lee.
Asuma noticed the way that the plot of land was formed specifically that it was in the center of a small moat.
Asuma turned to his team and they nodded.
' this was the cause of someone who pissed off a certain person.' they thought and who it was they had a very good guess.
" We should head to the capital." Said asuma.
" B-B-But my informant!" The embassador whined.
" Trust me when I say this he is no longer of this world." Said asuma.
Elsewhere.
" Itachi." I said.
"
" Let's go." I said.
The group continued.
We had to camp out under the stars.
" And then as he clung to the scaffolding above the clouds the sith lord Vader revealed to the young hero a shocking secret " no luke I'm your father!" And as Luke cried out in his refusal to accept this revelation he let go of the scaffolding and fel to a vent shaft and clung to a weather vein and using the force he called out to his friends and the millennium falcon rescued him as he lost his remaining strength." I said telling the story by heart.
" Wow?" The girls said In unison.
" So does Luke ever get his hand back!" Asked kokoro.
" No but he gets a cool robot hand to replace it." I explained.
" What happens to han!?" Asked Hanna.
" That will have to wait until tomorrow." I replied.
" No fair I want to know now." Whined kokoro.
" Be a good girl and I'll tell you once we get to a town." I told her.
And they went to bed.
" I know you've been fallowing us since we left the last town." I said.
And a young man in a black cloak with red clouds came out of the shadows.
" Hello Itachi." I said.
" Hayabusa." He replied.
" So you're still kicking eh." I asked.
" I should ask you that." He said.
" Oh I'm kicking in more ways than one." I said.
" So are you here to kill this child." I asked.
" I have no reason to do so but my partner over there may have a reason." Said Itachi.
' tengue.' I thought.
" I know he's trying to use tsukuyomi on us.' he said.
' why hasn't it hit me.' I asked.
' probably because those shades are in the way he probably needs direct eye contact with you for it to take effect.' tengue.
' kinda like hypnosis.' I asked.
' basically.' the demon said.
Suddenly a thunder bolt hit Itachi and knocked him out.
' did I do that.' said pixie in a bad impression of Steve urkle.
' I would've liked to continue the conversation but I believe he mentioned his friend.' I thought to myself.
I turned to see a rather large shark looking man welding aarge sword.
" I'm going to take your head namikaze and get rewarded by Iwa." Said the man.
He drew his sword and came at me but as he swung the blade his sword was stopped before even coming close to me.
" What sorcery is this?!" He asked.
" Jujutsu sorcery!" I said and then span around delivering a well placed kick to the man's balls with such force there was a crack.
" Nghhh!" The man grunted from the pain.
" What's that I think it's the cry of a shattered pelvis?" I said putting a hand to my ear.
" If...you think...a kick to the balls...is going...to stop me!" He began but I drew my chokuto and held it level with his throat.
" On false move and you'll die choking on your own blood." I said.
He backed off and thanks to help from a revived Itachi he escaped.
' system how come I didn't fall to tsukuyomi.: I asked.
{ Due to the omnipotent six eyes you have the ability to see through pretty much any illusion and it is also thanks to your shades that it didn't effect you.} Answered the system.
' I hope to high heaven they were just here for my bounty.' I prayed internally.
As I fell asleep I had a dream where my body was adrift and I entered a Gate.
" Hey boy how's the eyes working for you." Said a man I hadn't seen or heard from since I reincarnated.
" Oh Jesus so that was your doing anyway to answer your question their brilliant just that I have to were these shades all the dang time." I replied
" Haha it seems youve become quite the ladies man by the way did you know that polygamy is a thing there." Said the blessed redeemer.
" Hey Jesus can I ask you something." I asked.
" Yes my child you can ask me anything." Said Jesus.
" Are my parents here with you." I asked.
Jesus smiled " how about you ask them yourself." Said the savior.. suddenly I was glomped by a red blue.
" Oh my sweet little Hayabusa how have you been doing." Said kushina.
" I'm doing good kaa-san now lemme go I can't breathe." I wheezed.
" Hey kiddo I see you and your brother got to learn that tai-jutsu technique I made for you but it seems you're brother got in some trouble while you were gone fortunately he watched enough wrestling clips with you to take down that punk mizuki." Said minato.
" Haha good ol Naruto-kun." I said.
" Well times running out I'm afraid." Said Jesus see you in a couple of years said the Messiah.
And with that I jolted awake.
" Hey he's awake." Said Hanna.
" You gave that bastard kisumi a good scare." Said kakashi " by the way that tai-jutsu strike you used what do you call that." Asked kakashi.
" My ball buster." I said.
" Ball buster huh you cracked his pelvis I'm safe to guess his balls are the least of his worries." Replied the cyclops.
Meanwhile.
" We're here the capital feel free to make yourself at home." Said Lee.
Asuma,Jin, koushi and makoto sat in there room it wasn't until after an hour Jin noticed a certain scent and told everyone to use the artificial breathing technique.
The three Genin then fringed being put to sleep by the sleeping gas.
After about six minutes a man whom the group recognized as Lee Rikudo's personal bodyguard.
" So much for the great asuma sarutobi." Said the ninja as he raised his sword and went to stab the man but found his sword caught in the hands of asuma.
" I guess you underestimated us and over estimated yourself." Said asuma then his knuckle blade was wrapped in wind as he said " Flying swallow." And suddenly the man's body was ripped to shreds.
" What's going on sensei?!" Asked makoto.
" To put it simply these guys are the terrorist group we we're hired to get rid of they were probably planning on having us and kakashi's team tear apart one another." Said asuma.
" Those bastards will pay thinking that they could dupe us." Said asuma.
" I just hope nothing bad happens to team seven." Said makoto.
To be continued.
Omake.
" I'm taking you down Naruto." Said Sasuke who went to punch Naruto straight in the gut.
Naruto side stepped and landed a jab to Sasuke's chin fallowed by a kick to Sasuke's thigh then he let out a huge spinning hook kick that sent the boy spinning.
" Dragon whips tail." Said Naruto.
Sasuke came back and this time uses his own tai-jutsu technique he kicked Naruto into the air and then jumped up executed a spin kick then a axe kick and finally a rolling heel drop.
Naruto landed on the ground.
Sasuke smirked
" I've won done." Said Sasuke.
Naruto smirked and he landed a mule kick to Sasuke's gut causing him to grunt before Naruto did a forward split and used a straight punch to the boys testicles.
" What...was that...move?" Wheezed sasuke.
" It's called the nut cracker." Said Naruto.
" Finish him." Barked the sensei.
Naruto turned to Sasuke made for an attempt to strike him and then poked him on the forehead.
" Sorry kid maybe next time." Said Naruto.
And it was at that moment Sasuke realized Naruto had been holding back.