Hiss Koffing became Platinum-Potential, something magical happened.
Koffing began to glow with a magical, translucent white light. That white light covered His entire body, including his eyes, which started glowing with The same translucent white light
Odin who was currently Holding Koffing also got engulfed in that same Translucent White light. Glowing brightly as they both lit up the Cave.
Angel was the only witness to this beautiful and magical scene.
She dropped her Flashlight and covered her mouth with both her hands. In her eyes Odin looked like a God holding his blob in the sky, offering it as either a tribute or giving it His blessing for years to last.
And Koffing looked like he was about to evolve into Arceus.
But as soon as it appeared, it also disappeared. The light was gone, the glow faded, the cave became dark once more. But Koffing looked brand new. Not in terms of appearance, but in confidence, his energy, his vibe, the aura and pressure he once exuded were now amplified and purer, stronger and more dominating.
He had broken his limit.
Odin on the other hand. At first glance, seemed just normal. But Angel could tell, as someone who stares at him at all times. She was the most sensitive when it came to noticing slight changes in Odin.
Odin looked normal for the most part.. but she saw a faint Purple glow or a hue around Odin.
once faded, what was left in Odin was now something a bit abstract.. he felt different she thought, there's something commanding about his presence. The air around him seemed more concentrated and pure. It wasn't like those Aura Masters she once saw on TV back in the days when her father was alive.. no it felt like some kind of Affinity or Blessing. Someone more favored by Arceus or someone who is destined for greatness.
She was in love and mesmerized, Odin was her everything. If it wasn't confirmed before. It is now. She didn't care if she didn't even know him for a week.. she didn't care if she was moving too fast.. she just wanted everything that was Odin deep inside of her.
[DING!]
[Host has been bathed by the Light of Arceus]
[New Affinity Gained]
[Poison Affinity Gained]
[Poison Affinity - Bronze Ranked]
[Poison Affinity has been added to Character Panel]
[Poison Affinity can be increased using CP, or being bathed in the Light of Arceus again of a Pokémon with the Same Typing, corresponding to the same Affinity that Host Possesses]
[Poison Affinity: The Host creates a bond and furthers the connection with Poison Type Pokémon Faster. Poison Type Pokémon Under The Host level up faster.]
[Going up a rank, will upgrade the current effects, and grant new effects.]
'Holy fuck so I sort of got superpowers now?'
[Correct]
'Looks like I'm destined to be the best Team Rocket Grunt or whatever to ever come!. These fucks are all about Poison type.. and it seems like, I'm destined to be the God of Poison type Pokémon'
[Only if Host can rank it up]
[To rank up Poison Affinity to Silver Rank, host will need 2 CP.. and 3 For gold, 4 for Platinum and 5 for Diamond.]
[Or be bathed by 2 Platinum-Potential Pokémon to rank up to Silver, 3 for Gold, 4 for Platinum, 5 for Diamond.]
[Lastly, be baited by 1 Diamond-Potential to become Silver Rank, 2 for Gold, 3 for Platinum-Potential and 4 for Diamond-Potential.]
'Ahh should've known it won't be that simple.. looks like I need a second Pokémon and I just so happen to know what Pokémon I should get next, something only a Rocket will ever appreciate'
[More Poison type Pokémon will indeed improve the Host's Powers]
'I'm destined for greatness... oh mark.. you thought you killed me.. You thought you sent me to hell.. but, you sent me to become a poison god! I SHOULD BE THANKING YOU!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA'
[HOST! Please refrain from screaming in my ears!]
'You have ears?'
[...]
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"Odin.. Koffing.. are the two of you alright?"
She picked up her Flashlight from the Ground and flashed it at the two of them.
"You guys feeling well? What was that light just now?" She asked, her voice thick with Concern, though her eyes were anything but, as her snowflake pupils seemed to glow with a strange Blue light, once she finally made eye contact with Odin.
Odin turned to look at her, his grin too apparent to miss, and his voice filled with a Cocky tinge.
"Angel.. It seems I'm not only just handsome, a good fuck, a Pokémon battle expert, a good track–"
"AYE JAJAJAJA" She cut him off. "What's going on here?" She asked
"Haha, Angel it seems both Koffing and I have broken through a new realm.. Broken through our limits, destined to become a God! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Odin laughed hysterically.
Ignoring his stupid laugh, Angel walked up to Odin and grabbed his face with both her hands, pulling him closer and staring at his eyes. "Odin your eyes.. no your Pupils.. they look a bit different?"
"Must be some sort of side effects or something" Odin casually answered.
"But that's not Important right now, I'm only a weak God at the moment, nothing special. I need more power and Koffing is going to help with that." Odin said.
"What do you mean a god? And how will Koffing help? And what do you mean side effect.. Odin, I'm confused" she asked, her head tilted sideways and her voice a bit uncertain.
Odin let go of Koffing and turned his body towards her " Koffing broke through Platinum-Potential.. he is no longer a golden boy anymore.. he's made out of platinum now." Odin quickly put his finger on Angel, indicating her to shut up and listen.
"During that moment, because I was holding him I think. I got engulfed by that same magical light.. apparently it's called The light of Arceus or something, and it unlocked something in me. I'm more attuned with Poison type Pokémon now. An affinity so to speak, but it's a little weak now" Odin explained.
"Ahh that explains the purple glow around you for a split second, and how the aura or air around you seemed to have changed.. like you just became royalty or something" she paused for a bit and moved her face closer to Odin" and your pupils.. they're lovely.. although it only changed slightly, I feel like I'm not the only one with weird pupils anymore.. it's like we're soul mates" she said her voice intoxicating with a strange obsession.
"Yo wow chill your horses there. I swear sometimes you kinda scare me" Odin playfully said.
"Why would you ever be afraid of me.. I'm yours through body and soul.. I will do everything for you" she said
"Yeahh.. that weird behavior and the way your eyes just seem to penetrate through my soul.. yeah that shit gives me the creeps," Odin said nervously.
"Nothing creepy about love Odin." She playfully added
"Anyway.. umm.. Koffing how you holding up buddy? You good, everything cool?" Odin quickly tried switching the topic.
"Koffing koff koff koffing KOFFING!!" (Bro why do you look more handsome? Or is it just me? Anyway bro I feel fucking amazing, I FEEL UNSTOPPABLE!!"
"Yo angel! What did he just say?" Odin asked.
"He said he felt great and powerful" Angel said. "And that you look very handsome.. it seems Poopie has good taste in people, I agree with him, Odin is the most handsome man in all of the Pokémon world!! Period!!" She yelled out and cheered.
Odin watching these two all excited decided to do the most exciting thing to him, level up and earn more money.
"Alright! Listen up!" He held his fist up high. "It's time to start fucking up Diglett's and Level the Fuck Up!.. LET'S GOO!!!"
"LET'S GO!!" - Angel yelled out in excitement.
"KOFFING!!"
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"KOFFING! POWER SLAM THAT BITCH! GO ALL OUT!"
*WHUNK!*
[Diglett lvl 16 Fainted]
[Diglett caught]
"KOFFING! SAMOAN DROP THAT MOTHER FUCKER!"
*WHUNK!*
[Diglett lvl 15 fainted]
[Diglett caught]
"KOFFING! ALABAMA SLAM!, FULL POWER!!!"
*WHUNK!*
[Diglett lvl 15 Fainted]
[Diglett Caught]
[Koffing Leveled up!]
[Koffing lvl 18]
[2 free IV points gained]
'Damn what? He leveled up already?'
[Koffing is Platinum-Potential, and Host has the Bronze Rank Poison Affinity, increasing the exp gained even further]
'Damn, I'm set for greatness'
[Host may leave a Compliment or a Thanks]
'System if you were a girl, I would have fucked you silly, you sexy Goose!'
[I'm flattered Host!]
'Now for some Scan!'
[DING!]
[Diglett lvl 18 - Silver-Potential] 549.m Distance
[Diglett lvl 20 - Silver-Potential] 345.m Distance
[Diglett lvl 23 - Silver-Potential] 759.m Distance
[Diglett lvl 19 - Silver-Potential] 420.m Distance
[Diglett lvl 22 - Silver-Potential] 988.m Distance
[Diglett lvl 18 - Silver-Potential] 605.m Distance
[Diglett lvl 21 - Silver-Potential] 245.m Distance
[Diglett lvl 22 - Silver-Potential] 896.m Distance
[Diglett lvl 20 - Silver-Potential] 195.m Distance
[Diglett lvl 19 - Silver-Potential] 89.m Distance
'Holy shit, I'm definitely deep in this cave Arlight. Been at it for a while now. I think I'll finish these guys up and start preparing to camp, I'm getting hungry and I guess needs to rest.. before Angel blows up on me again.'
"Alright guys, ten more!. After that we set up camp. And Angel you're in charge of cooking" Odin declared matter-of-factly.
"Pff, as if you were going to cook" she laughed "Of course I'm the one in charge of cooking, silly haha." She teased.
"Acting haughty huh? Well, at least you know you belong in the kitchen!" He scoffed.
"It's what's keeping you alive" she joked
Before Odin could fight back she hurriedly covered his mouth with her hands
"Shh! Don't say anything.. just hurry up, I'm hungry and Koffing needs to eat too okay?" She winked.
"Why do you always do this.. if you can't win just say so.." He removed her hands and teased
"Why keep stalling, let's go, Odin" she complained.
"WHAT?, Who is stalling here!"
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[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Koffing Leveled up]
[Koffing level 19]
[2 Free IV Points gained]
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Koffing Leveled up]
[Koffing level 20]
[2 free IV Points gained]
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Koffing Leveled up]
[Koffing level 21]
[2 free IV Points gained]
"Phew.. that was exhausting.. we haven't ever been this deep.. to think we need to travel for a whole week or more in here just to reach Vermilion City" Odin said
"Yeah it's a long journey, but good for leveling and making money.. tho i doubt we will make much more. Knowing that we are over hunting all the good ones" she said
"Well finders keepers right? First come, first served, no?" Odin joked.
"Well about that.. after this, I believe the pricing for Diglett's would just go down.. only Gold-Potential Diglett would keep their worths, but silver would just plummet down"
She crossed her hand and tilted her head. " That also means that after we reach Vermilion City, there won't be much point in Farming this cave anymore" she said dejectedly
"Come on you're Angel!, I'm sure you got some bright idea cooking up in your head!"
Odin tried to hype her up.
"Well now that you mention it.. Vermilion City is surrounded by water.. so maybe we could try fishing or buying a boat. With your ability to see potential we could skim through all the bronze and leave only the Silver-Potential or golden ones." She said
Angel walked up to Odin and wrapped her hands around his neck "and also the ocean is really wide and big, meaning we won't ever be running out of good Potential Pokémon"
Odin kissed her for being such a good girl.
"Ohh baby, I like the way you think. After you set up camp, I'll be sure to reward you! As intimate as posible!" Odin declared!
"Wait I'm setting up camp? Aren't you suppose to be the one to set up camp?" Angel asked.
"Oh baby, listen. I'm a modern man from a modern and a modern generation. You see on my time, it's equal right, equal treatment and equal hands" Odin snickered as he have her ass a good squeeze. "So yeah, you better start setting up that camp bitch. I'm fucking hungry." Odin said.
"Okay♡"
"But Odin.. I don't know how to set up a camp!" She smiled, though her voice was thick with guilt
"You for real?"
"Yeah..."
"So what now?"
"Hmm I don't know., I guess we just brainstorm it!"
"No fucking chance! Let's just go home!"
"NO! ODIN!, This is supposed to be our quality time"
"You can go have quality time with yourself. To love someone, you must first love yourself.. so go do that!"
"NO!... I don't wanna... I want to build a camp with you.."
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....
...
"Fine.. did it come with a Manuel at least?"
Odin asked.
"Mhm it did now let's make a camp! YAY!" She cheered
~X~
The air deep within Diglett's Cave was thick with the scent of damp earth and the rhythmic, distant scritch-scratch of Pokémon moving through the rock. The only thing cutting through the oppressive gloom was the frantic dancing of two high-powered flashlights.
Angel was a whirlwind of pure, chaotic joy. Her snow-white hair caught the artificial beam of the flashlight, shimmering like frost in the dark. She clutched the crumpled instruction manual to her chest as if it were a treasure map. "Odin, look! If we put this pole through the blue loop, it says we'll have a 'sturdy foundation'!" she chirped, her snowflake pupils wide with the kind of innocent wonder you'd see in a child at a carnival.
Odin, however, looked like he was auditioning for a role as the world's most miserable man. His long black hair was already beginning to frizz from the cave's humidity, and he held a tent stake with the same level of disgust one might hold a Grimer.
"It's a tent, Angel, not a palace. And you're holding the manual upside down, you absolute airhead," Odin grumbled, his deep voice echoing off the cavern walls. He shoved a fiberglass pole into a connector with a loud, annoyed snap. "I can't believe I'm spending my night wrestling with nylon and dirt because you had a 'vision' of us bonding in a hole in the ground."
Angel didn't just ignore the insult; she basked in it. Her face lit up with a brilliant, seductive glow. "Oh, Odin! Say it again! Tell me how incompetent I am!" she squealed, dropping the manual and lunging at him. Before he could retreat, she was all over him, her siren-like voice giggling as she peppered his jawline and cheeks with sloppy, enthusiastic kisses.
"Stop it! Get off! You're getting your weird snowflake eyes all over me," he muttered, though he didn't actually push her away very hard. He let out an exasperated sigh as she clung to his arm, practically begging for more of his teasing. "You're a menace. A gorgeous, silver-eyed, brainless menace. Now pick up the flashlight before i make your "Poopie" eat you alive."
The process was a disaster. They were clumsy—tripping over guide ropes and accidentally collapsing the roof on their heads twice. Angel's enthusiasm never wavered, even when Odin called her a "useless Team Rocket ornament," which only earned him another round of suffocating affection.
Eventually, through sheer luck and Odin's reluctant muscle, the tent stood—mostly upright. They collapsed at the entrance, exhausted and covered in cave dust. For Odin, ever the "lazy" Guy who preferred Angel to handle the heavy lifting, this was a marathon of agony. He slumped back against a rock, his body heavy with fatigue, while Angel curled into his side, radiating enough positive energy to power a Pokécenter.
They had their camp, their manual was torn, and Odin was drained—but as Angel leaned in for one more kiss, he knew he'd never be able to say no to her "camping trips" again.
~X~
The sizzling of the portable stove echoed through the damp cavern as Angel moved with the grace of a professional chef. Despite the dust of Diglett's Cave, she looked immaculate, her snow-white eyelashes fluttering as she focused on the task. She had unpacked an impressive array of high-tech gear: professional-grade portable heaters and specialized Ice-type powered cooling containers that hummed softly, keeping the premium Tauros meat perfectly chilled.
"Hurry it up, Angel," Odin barked, leaning back against the tent with his arms crossed. "I'm starving, and Koffing looks like he's about to deflate."
"Coming right up, my King!" Angel chirped, her voice a seductive, melodic chime. She didn't mind his tone—in fact, she seemed to thrive on it. She handled the seasonings with surgical precision, searing the Tauros steaks until the aroma of rich, peppery meat filled the tunnel. To Odin, watching her move with such effortless skill, she truly was the Gordon Ramsay of their world.
Koffing hovered nearby, emitting a hopeful puff of smoke and nudging a spatula toward her. "Oh, thank you, my brave little Poopie!" Angel cooed, gently patting his purple, gas-filled hide. "You're such a big help, such a strong boy! But I've got it from here—you just sit back and look handsome."
Odin scoffed, turning his attention to the Pokémon. "Look at you, Koffing. Rejected by a girl and now you're trying to play sous-chef? This is why you're a simp. You need to stop hovering and start hitting the gym, you floating gas-bag."
Koffing let out an indignant "Koffiiiing!" and blew a disgruntled cloud of smoke in Odin's face, spinning in circles to defend his honor. Odin only laughed, leaning in to poke at the Pokémon's side. "What? You going to cry? Maybe if you had actual muscles instead of just smog, someone would actually like you."
Angel's silver eyes flashed with a playful spark. She couldn't stand to see her "Poopie" teased without getting in on the action herself. She stepped between them, holding a wooden spoon like a scepter. "Odin! Leave poor Poopie alone," she said, her voice dropping to a seductive, breathy whisper as she leaned toward him. "If you're in such a bullying mood... bully me instead. Tell me how useless I am for taking so long with your dinner."
Odin didn't miss a beat, turning his sharp tongue on her, unleashing a wave of teasing insults about her "obsessive" packing habits and her "clueless" nature. Angel practically melted, a doting smile plastered on her face as she finished plating the meal.
"Wait, Odin," she asked, pausing as she handed him a perfectly seared steak. "What exactly is a 'simp'?"
After Odin gave a characteristically blunt and mocking explanation, Angel turned to Koffing with a serious, comforting expression. "Don't listen to him, Poopie. There is nothing wrong with loving someone deeply. It's a beautiful thing to be a simp for the person you adore!"
They finally sat down to eat, the dim light of the night lamp casting long shadows against the cave walls. The Tauros meat was tender and juicy, seasoned to perfection. For a moment, the bickering stopped, replaced by the satisfied sounds of a shared meal. Between the occasional joke and Odin's lingering smirks, they looked less like Criminals and more like a strange, happy family tucked away from the rest of the world.
~X~
Inside the cramped tent, the atmosphere turned predatory. Odin's annoyance from the day had sharpened into a cold, commanding dominance. He loomed over Angel, his dark hair falling like a curtain around them, his eyes narrowed with a mean, mocking glint
"You really thought you could drag me into this dirt hole and not pay for it, didn't you?" he growled, his voice a low, vibrating rasp. "You're just a pathetic, needy little Cock Sleeve. You don't even know how to set up a tent without me holding your hand, you useless Fucking Onahole."
Angel didn't just accept the insults—she thrived on them. Her silver eyes were glazed with a mix of heat and pure adoration. "Yes, Odin... tell me more," she whimpered, her voice trembling with a desperate, seductive edge. "Tell me how much of a mess I am. I'm your useless girl, aren't I? I'm nothing unless you're making me do exactly what you want."
She was a storm of degenerate honesty, her filter completely gone in the darkness of the cave. She spewed out every dark thought, begging him to treat her like she was nothing more than an object for his amusement. "Don't be gentle," she hissed, her nails leaving red marks across his shoulders. "I want you to break me. Call me your little pet. Tell me I'm only here to serve you. I want to be filled with you until I can't even remember my own name."
'Crazy bitch' Odin thought as his lip curled into a smirk, fueled by her submission. He didn't hold back, leaning into the role of the aggressor. He unleashed a barrage of harsh, degrading names, mocking her beauty and her obsessive devotion, using his words to strip away her dignity until all that was left was her raw, primal need for him. Every time he called her a "brainless, pretty tool," she let out a choked sound of joy, wrapping her legs around his waist with a strength that spoke of a woman who never wanted to be free.
The "punishment" was relentless. Odin dominated every inch of her space, his verbal berating matching the aggressive pace of the night. By the time he finally finished, leaving her breathless and overwhelmed, the tent was a wreck of tangled blankets and heavy, humid air. He collapsed next to her, the fire in his eyes replaced by a heavy, satisfied exhaustion, while Angel lay there with a dazed, triumphant smile—cherishing every cruel word he had gifted her.
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[Koffing - level 21] [Platinum-Potential
[E-Rank]
[Male] [Nickname - Poopie]
[Abilty - Levitate]
[Moves] - Body Slam - Tackle - Stockpile - Swallow - Taunt - Smog - Poison Gas - Smokescreen - Clear Smog - Sludge - Assurance - Spit Up
[New moves] - Sludge
[BASE STATS]
HP - 40
Attack - 65
Defense - 95
Special Attack - 60
Special Defense - 45
Speed - 35
Total: 340 [E-Rank]
[IV Spread]:
HP - 20
Attack - 31
Defense - 31
Special Attack - 24
Special defense - 30
Speed - 15
Total IV: 151 [Platinum-Potential]
Free IV Points: 8
[2x IV Buff [38:56:35 - Time Remaining]