[DING!]
[Diglett Lvl 22 - Silver-Potential] 456.m Distance
[Diglett Lvl 24 - Silver-Potential] 286.m Distance
[Diglett Lvl 22 - Silver-Potential] 214.m Distance
[Diglett Lvl 25 - Silver-Potential] 756.m Distance
[Diglett Lvl 24 - Silver-Potential] 156.m Distance
[Diglett Lvl 22 - Silver-Potential] 302.m Distance
[Diglett Lvl 20 - Silver-Potential] 832.m Distance
[Diglett Lvl 22 - Silver-Potential] 456.m Distance
[Diglett Lvl 21 - Silver-Potential] 90.m Distance
[Dugtrio Lvl 26 - Silver-Potential] 987.m Distance
'Holy shit a Dugtrio.. if I'm lucky I can.. No, wait, an evolution gives 5 free IV.. so that means this Dugtrio has at the very least 31 Points of IV to spend.. which means a guaranteed free fucking Gold-Potential.'
'I wonder what happened to that Gold-Potential Dugtrio I saw the other day.
If I catch him.. It's guaranteed Platinum-Potential! FUCK I'M HYPE.. Forget about Koffing almost dying, I'm gonna be Fucking rich!'
"Okay, guys, let fucking move it!. And just in case, be careful, as there is a Dugtrio about 1 km deeper in this cave. Don't ask me how I fucking! I just know!"
"Koff!'
"Okay♡, but don't forget once we have time, you need to explain a lot to me.. the more I know about you, the better I can move and plan okay boo-boo" she playfully teased as she put both of her hands on her hips.
"Ew, don't call me Boo-boo" Odin said in disgust.
"Sorry Daddy♡"
"That's better!"
~X~
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Koffing Leveled up]
[Koffing level 25]
[2 Free IV Points gained]
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Dugtrio - Fainted]
[Dugtrio - Caught]
[Koffing Leveled up]
[Koffing level 26]
[2 Free IV Points gained]
'System Allocate 7 Points to Sp. Atk '
[Koffing Sp.Atk 24 + 7 (31) New!]
'Nice, now he can better make use of his special moves. Spit Up should be a fucking Absolute Nuke now'
'Aye system scan! Let's get the last batch in or 2'
[Ding!]
[Diglett Lvl 25 - Silver-Potential] 406.m Distance
[Diglett Lvl 25 - Silver-Potential] 482.m Distance
[Dugtrio Lvl 28 - Silver-Potential] 916.m
Distance
[Diglett Lvl 25 - Silver-Potential] 856.m Distance
[Diglett Lvl 24 - Silver-Potential] 156.m Distance
[Diglett Lvl 23 - Silver-Potential] 277.m Distance
[Diglett Lvl 24 - Silver-Potential] 213.m
Distance
[Diglett Lvl 24 - Silver-Potential] 714.m Distance
[Dugtrio Lvl 29 - Silver-Potential] 819.m Distance
[Dugtrio Lvl 27 - Silver-Potential] 986.m Distance
'Damn.. Am I going too deep? But I really want to find that Gold-Potential Dugtrio I saw the other day.. Even if not, these Dugtrios should all turn Gold-Potential after allocating points anyway... so there's some profit there.'
' Well, whatever I think I could do just go a bit more deeply and maybe reach level 30?
These Dugtrios don't skimp on the exp at all, it just suck that they are way too deep.'
"Just one more or 2km guys, then we head back"
~X~
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Koffing Leveled up]
[Koffing level 27]
[2 Free IV Points gained]
'System Allocate 1 point to both speed and Sp.def'
[Koffing's Sp.Def 30 + (31) New]
[Koffing's Speed 15 + 1 (16) New]
'Sweet, now for the rest of these scrubs.'
~X~
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Diglett - Fainted]
[Diglett - Caught]
[Dugtrio - Fainted]
[Dugtrio - Caught]
[Koffing Leveled up]
[Koffing level 28]
[2 Free IV Points gained]
[Dugtrio - Fainted]
[Dugtrio - Caught]
[Dugtrio - Fainted]
[Dugtrio - Caught]
"Odin... let's go back home, we are going in way too deep and I didn't bring in enough for another night and morning" Angel pleaded as she took Odin's hand to stop him.
"If we hurry back now, maybe we can still make it home by midnight.. or a little earlier, I don't want to go this deep after what happened to Poopie I think we've got enough for now, we shouldn't be greedy" Angel continued her pleading
"I know I know.. " It's just if you could see what I can see, you woulda been curious too on what exactly is up ahead of us" Odin said as his eyes seemed to focus directly in front of him.
"What do you mean Odin?" She asked
"Well, what if I told you.. It's a complete dead zone in front of us.. In a whole 1Km radius, there isn't a single Pokémon to be found or seen. Not even a bronze tier, it's completely dead and empty" Odin said as a drop of sweat fell from his head
"What? How is that possible? I can understand Silver-Potential and above.. but even the infinite Bronze ranks are nowhere to be found?" She asked
"That's what makes this situation for me a bit confusing and nerve-wracking.. but also I'm really curious and excited to see what's up ahead!" Odin proudly raised his fist and clenched it "Let's just walk 1 more Km.. just 1 more, I really need to see what is going on here!" Odin's voice was brimming with excitement as he grabbed Angel's hand and nudged her towards him.
"Odin.. please I'd rather not.. It's risky.. but I guess according to intel, this place shouldn't go any higher than level 40.. but promise me if you see something you or Poopie can't handle, don't engage with it and let's just turn back please." She tightly grabbed Odin's hand, the nervousness in her voice was very apparent.
"Don't worry, I can't spot it at least from a Kilometer away, so I should be fine." Odin proudly said.
"Hmm okay.. and how about you Poopie? Are you okay with this?, You've been fighting nonstop this time, there's no need to go along with Odin's whim all the time.. please"
"Koff Koff!'
'Fine... just be careful okay?.." Angel said dejectedly.
"Still have no idea how you understand Poo–, I mean This fucking Blob.."
Odin embarrassedly looked away at the almost, embarrassing slip-up.
'System Scan again'
[DING!]
[NO LIFE FOUND]
'Hmm.. keep it on and give me an alert right away. Also Allocate 2 points of IV to Koffing's Speed!'
[Koffing's Speed IV 16 + 2 (18) new]
'I don't think those speed stats will do much for him, but any extra speed is certainly welcomed'
○○●○○
After walking for a whole Kilometer
The system finally gave a Notification
[Ding]
[Dugtrio - lvl 33 - Gold-Potential] 999.m Distance
[Moves: Giga Impact - Double-Edge - Dig - Bulldoze - Mud-Slap - Sucker Punch - Slash - Tri Attack - Scratch - Sand Attack - Headbutt - Astonish - Night Slash - Sand Storm - Ancient Power - Hone Claws - Sand Tomb]
'HOLY FUCK! He's loaded.. and level 33 and evolved.. that's troublesome'
'I think I understand now what's going on here. First system! Is this the same Dugtrio we saw before?'
[Correct]
'He grew 4 levels in this short time?'
[Yes]
'Then that explains it.. this Guy isn't docile like the rest of his kind.. this guy is a fucking berserk and extremely territorial.. no not even that.. he is literally going on a genocide and wiping every living thing in this cave. For 2 whole kilometers, there was not a single life to be found.'
'Shit.. should I back out?, Hmm wait system gives me Intel on some of these moves of his, there are a couple of nasty-sounding moves in his arsenal'
[Hone Claws raises the user's Attack and Accuracy by one stage each. Stats can be raised to a maximum of +6 stages each.]
[Giga Impact deals Massive damage, but the user must recharge after using this move. Giga Impact is the Physical counterpart to Hyper Beam.]
[Double-Edge deals Severe damage, but the user receives 1⁄3 of the damage it inflicted in recoil. In other words, if the attack does 90 HP damage to the opponent, the user will lose 30 HP.]
'Shit I see it now.. I can't let him use Hone Claws, or it's practically Game over for me.'
"Koffing listen up! This would be your final battle for today.. It's going to be a mix of long-range and close-range battle." Odin began to strategize with Koffing.
"So here's the plan, we are going to make use of your Sludge Attack, it's the best Special and long-range Attack you have other than Spit Up. So we need the Ambush Initiative for this to succeed. First, you will hit him with Sludge and before he has the time to register anything or do anything, you need to immediately use Taunt! We can't let him power up or it's Game Over, you got that!'
~Koff Koffing!
"Good after that it matters not whether he stays confused or immediately picks himself up and starts coming after you, because either you need to spam Sludge at him while he is blitzing at you. He will most likely not be able to dodge. He will be coming in a straight line. So Sludge away and if he gets poisoned even better! But unfortunately, Sludge isn't very effective against that fucker.. but any damage you can get in before it turns into a physical fight is a plus." He seized up Koffing " You still following?"
~Koff!
"Such a good boy! You're so attentive! My cute poopie!" Angel, with a likely tender smile and brimming with joy, clamped Poopie in her arms and started scratching his head and chin."
"*Ahem!* moving on to the second phase of the strat. If Dugtrio used Giga Impact, that would give you the time to land a Body Slam and a Sludge right after before he comes back for more. This move will allow you to land an extra Attack before the climax.'
"Now for the second scenario!, if he used Double-Edge.. well you won't have the time to land a Sludge, but you'll at least be able to land a Body Slam in him.. while you won't be able to land a second attack on him.. maybe it won't matter because Recoil will fuck him up in place of your what would've been a Sludge attack instead."
"Now, the third phase, the climax. Here it doesn't matter if it's another Giga Impact or Double-Edge or even something else.. we just need him to get close enough and trust he fucking will! Anyways we need him to be close enough to launch Spit Up at Point Blank Range. That move is practically a tactical nuke. It's even stronger than an explosion.. but Spit Up is a single-target move while Explosion is a wide area of effect. Anyways that sums it up! Did you get all that fuckers!" Odin finished his Explanation.
"Not much different than the usual strat.. just some long-range attacks integrated.. should be simple to follow no? Poopie?" Angel said.
~Koff Koffing.
"Good" x2
"That means it's settled, let's get a move on and Koffing be careful aight? No explosion shenanigans" Odin said as he moved his head away from Koffing, hiding his face
"Koff!"
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The air in the "Dead Zone" was stagnant, thick with the metallic scent of pulverized rock and the lingering dread of the Pokémon that had fallen before the Genocidal Dugtrio. When they finally locked eyes with the monster, the cave seemed to shrink. This wasn't just a wild Pokémon; it was a force of nature, a level 33 gold-potential Dugtrio that had turned this tunnel into a graveyard.
"Now, Koffing! Sludge!" Odin's voice cut through the silence like a whip.
Koffing surged forward, his purple hide glowing under the flashlight beams. He launched a concentrated glob of toxic waste, sniping the Dugtrio from across the cavern. The sludge splattered directly across the Dugtrio's three heads, burning its skin and igniting a primal, murderous rage.
"Don't let him breathe! Taunt!"
Koffing began a series of mocking, rhythmic pulses, his gas vents hissing in a way that sounded like a distorted laugh. The Dugtrio screamed—a shrill, earth-shaking sound. It tried to sharpen its claws, desperate to set up its Hone Claws strategy, but the Taunt took hold. Its mind clouded with pure, unadulterated fury. It abandoned all strategy, focused only on the tiny, floating ball of gas.
The Dugtrio began to glow with a terrifying, white-hot aura. Giga Impact.
It became a blur of brown and white, a living bullet blitzing toward Koffing. The speed was unnatural, making Angel gasp and clutch her chest in terror. "Odin, he's too fast!"
"Wait for it... Sludgeagain!" Odin roared.
The Dugtrio was locked into a straight-line charge. It couldn't dodge. The second sludge hit it square in the face, and this time, the toxin seeped deep. The Dugtrio winced as its skin turned a sickly purple. Poisoned.
"Perfect!" Angel yelled, her snowflakepupils wide with adrenaline.
*CRASH!*. The Giga Impact collided with Koffing. Thanks to his three layers of Stockpile, Koffing didn't shatter; he became a dense, impenetrable wall. But still he felt it immensely, He groaned, nearly vomiting the stored energy, but he held. As the Dugtrio recoiled to recharge, Koffing didn't wait. He launched a BodySlam, using his bulk to crush the Dugtrio's heads into the dirt, bouncing away just as the poison ticked, racking the Dugtrio with a spasm of internal agony.
"Yes! Nice!" Angel excitedly yelled out
But Koffing wasn't Playing Turn based, he immediately launched another Sludge at his head. Any damage counts.
Desperate and unable to use Giga Impact again so soon, the Dugtrio gambled everything. It launched a Double-Edge, moving with the speed of a lightning strike.
"He's going for the kill!" Odin's eyes narrowed. "BRO!, you know what to do! SPITUP!"
The Dugtrio was too fast. Koffing hadn't finished gathering the energy when the collision happened. The sound was sickening—a dull thud of flesh on flesh. Koffing was sent reeling, his internal systems screaming in pain. But he wasnt just any Koffing, no he was Poopie! A Platinum-Potential badass with maxed out HP And Defense. He looked the Dugtrio in its dying, hateful eyes and felt the trigger click.
"KOFFING! FUCK HIM UP! FUCKING NUKE HIM NOWWW!!" Odin's scream echoed like thunder.
Point-blank. The energy Koffing had been hoarding—the three Stockpiles—erupted in a Spit Up that didn't just look like an attack; it looked like the birth of a star. A blinding, tactical nuke of white energy tore through the cavern, illuminating every crack in the rock like a Hyper Beam from hell.
The blast ripped the Dugtrio out of the earth. It was sent hurtling through the air, a limp, scorched mass, until it hit the cave wall with a bone-chilling *SNAP*.
Silence fell. The smoke cleared to reveal the Dugtrio slumped in a heap, unconsciousness. Angel rushed forward, torn between checking the "merchandise" and hugging the trembling, exhausted Koffing.
[DING!]
[Dugtrio level - 33 - Gold-Potential Fainted]
[Koffing Leveled up 2x]
[4 Free IV Points Gained]
——
Odin let out a manic, triumphant laugh, his long black hair wild around his face. He stepped over to Koffing, who was leaking faint wisps of smoke, and slammed a hand onto his purple hide
"Now that was Fucking Metal!, Bro! A goddamn tactical nuke!" he shouted, his deep voice filled with genuine pride. "Level 33, gold-potential... and you sent him flying like a Rattata. Best damn partner in the world!"
"HAHAHAHAHA", Odin laughed out loud
Angel knelt in the dirt, her snow-whitehair sweeping the cave floor as she cradled Koffing. She ignored the grime, focusing entirely on the exhausted Pokémon. "Oh, my brave, powerful Poopie," she cooed, her sirenvoice dripping with sweet, intoxicating praise. "You were so strong, so dominant. You're the only one who could have saved us. You're my hero, aren't you?" She showered him with affection, stroking his bruised hide until the Pokémon floated in a dazed, blissed-out stupor—completely emasculated and utterly devoted to her every word.
Not to be outdone, Odin stepped over the scorched earth. "Style points, Koffing. Watch and learn," he muttered. He settled into a perfect, professional baseball stance, his well built body coiling like a spring. With a roar of effort, he launched the Pokéball. It didn't just fly; it tore through the air with a predatory whistle, a blur of red and white fueled by raw, masculine strength.
The ball struck the unconscious Dugtrio with a satisfying clack, vacuuming the titan inside. The button flickered once, twice, and then clicked shut. A system prompt chimed in Odin's vision: [Ding!]
[Dugtrio, Level 33 - (Gold-Potential) Caught.
"That's my King!" Angel squealed, momentarily abandoning Koffing to lunge at Odin. She wrapped her Slenderlegstightly around his waist, her weight hanging off him as she peppered his face with sloppy, frantic kisses. "So strong, so cool! You caught the monster!"
But then, the air changed.
Angel stepped back, her expression shifting instantly. The warmth in her eyes vanished, replaced by a gaze as cold and piercing as a winter storm. Her posture straightened, radiating a sudden, icy authority that felt entirely different from her previous demeanor.
"That is enough," she said, her voice now flat, detached, and leaving no room for argument. "We aren't going any deeper. No more battles. No more encounters. We are packing the gear and returning to Pewter City immediately. This adventure is over."
Without waiting for a rebuttal, she turned away from Odin and returned her attention to Koffing, her voice softening once more as she resumed tending to the Pokémon's needs, as if the sharp command had never happened.
Feeling that she pretty irritated because Koffing got badly injured twice already, Odin decided not to argue with her. He has something way better to do.
He walked to the bag next to Angel, he quickly searched through for a couple of Potions.
Angel didnt say anything to him and only kept tenderly caring for Poopie. Right now she is just mad at Odin.
After finding what needed, he created Distance between them. And summoned the newly Caught Dugtrio with the Gold Potential
The Dugtrio came out, still unconscious.
Odin didn't mind as he grabbed some of the potion and Bagan spraying it on his face. Clearly doing it on purpose to bully to him
"Here go buddy, have some on your face*pshh-pshh*" once it ran out, he grabbed another one "*pshh-pshh* damn buddy, you're skin is really dry, you need use more lotions, here I'll help you *Pshhh-pshhh*" and then he grabbed another potion " damn what a wet face, look like a lubricated Black Cock, Hahahahaha" and then he began spraying the Dugtrio again.
"You look much better now! Now let's to business. Good thing I don't need to to be active for this so just rest well eh? Be done in a jiffy!"
'System, Pokémon panel! Dugtrio!'
[Ding]
[Dugtrio - level 33] [C - Rank] [Gold-Potential]
[Male]
[Moves: Giga Impact - Double-Edge - Dig - Bulldoze - Mud-Slap - Sucker Punch - Slash - Tri Attack - Scratch - Sand Attack - Headbutt - Astonish - Night Slash - Sand Storm - Ancient Power - Hone Claws - Sand Tomb]
[Base stats]
HP - 35
Atk - 100
Def - 50
Sp.atk - 50
Sp.def - 70
Spd - 120
Total: 425 - C - Rank
[IV Spread]
HP - 29
Atk - 29
Def - 29
Sp.Atk - 8
Sp.Def -15
Speed - 29
Total IV: 139 [Gold-Potential]
Free IV Points: 38
'Wow wow wait wait... I can make him straight diamond... but I can't sell him like that.. even I know I'm not strong enough to protect myself. everyone knows, Diamond Rank Pokémon's don't get born in this world.. they are made. So if I bring a diamond.. it's over for me.. fuck well I can sell it off as Platinum-Potential, And leave it with enough points for it to be turned into diamond. Then when The higher-ups notice the crazy potential of this Dugtrio that can be turned into Diamond-Potential.. they will surely just reward me right? Maybe special treatment? I'm their golden goose after all'
'System 14 Points in Sp.Def'
[Sp.Def 15 + 14 (29) New!]
Total IV: 153 [Platinum-Potential]
[Dugtrio - Platinum-Potential]
[Light of Arceus Beginning!]
Odin quickly hugged the Dugtrio
And got bathed in the Light.
Angel and Koffing both stopped doing what they were doing to witness this magical scene once more.
Just like last time it didn't last long and faded as soon as it began.
[Ground Affinity Obtained]
[Ground Affinity - Bronze Rank]
[Ground Affinity has been added to Character Panel]
'Sweet.. now the question is.. do I prefer to just keep this fucker and be bathed by diamond, or.. curry favors with the higher ups.. like executives or admins.. perhaps even the Boss?... or should I give this one to Angel?'
"Yo angel what do you think about owning a Dugtrio?" Odin asked
"Not interested, just sell it. I prefer Ice-Type or Ghost-Type" she casually declined.
"Waw so fucking picky.. well to be honest I don't want this piece of shit either.. so I cant really argue with you there, well anyways, guess I'm just selling it. I don't plan on using ground types anyways. Might as well curry in some favor." He said.
'System put 12 points in special attack.'
[Sp.Atk 8 + 22 (30) new]
[IV Spread]
HP - 29
Atk - 29
Def - 29
Sp.Atk - 30
Sp.Def - 29
Speed - 29
Total IV: 175
Free IV points: 2
'There he is practically 1 point away from Diamond! The rewards better be sweet for this one!'
'Heh! I wonder how they would react to this Dugtrio, might even be the first ever Diamond-Potential Dugtrio. Well I hope TR is nice, that's what I care the most about. You never have enough money!.'
'Now for the others!'
□□□□□
10 Gold-Potential Diglett's
4 Gold-Potential Dugtrio
23 Silver-Potential Diglett's
1 Platinum-Potential Dugtrio
'Those were my hauls for the day. And now for main event!'
'My Koffing!, add 4 points of IV to Speed'
[Speed IV 18 + 4 (22) New!]
[Total IV: 177 - Diamond-Potential]
[Light of Arceus is about to begin!]
Odin bolted towards Koffing and grabbed it from Angel's embrace "MINE AHAHHAHAHA"
"What the fuck Odin.. I was busy with with him.." Angel pouted.
"Yeah yeah no time bitch!, it's time for Magic!"
Both Koffing and Odin got Engulfed by that familiar white translucent light, but this time it has a slight hue of blue in it.
It lasted longer than the ones before, and Odin's pupils began to slight change once more. And the air around him became purer, much more so than before. His presence felt more commanding than ever.
It was as if someone played (spot the main character) and Odin's presence was too noticeable at the moment, so they all chose him.
Eventually the light died down. And Odin with a new sense of confident delivered Koffing back to Angel. "What you're holding right now is The Diamond Legend of Kanto, treat him with respect Angel, don't emasculate him anymore!" Odin said all cool and swag like, as he put both his hands in his pocket and started swaggering away to who knows where.
"... anyways, you're so cute poopie, look at you, you're diamond rank now!♡, make sure to always keep me safe okay♡ mhuaah*kiss* *kiss* *kiss* mhuaaah"
[Poison Affinity - Silver Rank]
[All previous effect Upgraded!]
[New effects added! - Fate]
[Fate will increase the chance and odds of Encountering a Gold or Platinum-Potential Poison Type Pokémon in the wild or Being Born From an Egg. Also Fate will boost the chances, that random certain events might happen to let host encounter a high potential poison type or that one gets delivered to you in one way or the other.]
[CONGRATULATIONS HOST FOR OBTAINING HOST'S FIRST DIAMOND-POTENTIAL POKEMON]
[1 CP Recieved]
[1 SP Recieved]
[New feature Unlocked - Extra Abilty]
[With extra Ability, Host is able to select on extra ability that, that specific pokemon can have. Such as Koffing can Have Neutralizing Gas - Levitate - stench.
Since Host's Koffing already has Levitate, host can Choose between Stench or Neutralizing Gas]
'I'll ask Angel what the fuck these abilities are. Anyways, Well shit.. what a fucking good day, I even forgot Koffing almost died.. bitch ass almost made me cry!'
"Well ya'll ready? Let's fucking dip, Bitches"
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[Koffing - level 30] [Diamond-Potential
[E-Rank]
[Male] [Nickname - Poopie]
[Ability - Levitate]
[Moves] - Body Slam - Tackle - Stockpile - Swallow - Taunt - Smog - Poison Gas - Spit Up - Smokescreen - Clear Smog - Sludge - Haze - Assurance - Explosion - Self-Destruct
[New moves] - Self-Destruct
[BASE STATS]
HP - 40
Attack - 65
Defense - 95
Special Attack - 60
Special Defense - 45
Speed - 35
Total: 340 [E-Rank]
[IV Spread]:
HP - 31
Attack - 31
Defense - 31
Special Attack - 31
Special defense - 31
Speed - 22
Total IV: 177 [Diamond-Potential]
Free IV Points: 0
[2x IV Buff [19:22:28 - Time Remaining]