'Man, I really don't wanna do any work right now, Honestly screw this entire fraud establishment made to drain us of our money.' Francis lamented as he rolled around on his bed, his body quickly burying the dozens of papers that were on his bed.
"I'm so bored. Let me see if any of those novels are updated." Francis said as he sat atop his bed pushing away all the papers onto the ground of his one bedroom apartment.
Quickly grabbing his laptop he opened it up and upon opening his browser in order to surf the net he was met with a very ominous link. With Francis being the curious bastard he was when he clicked the link, He expected to be met with the usual scam site or a page promising him a new phone if he just spun a wheel. Who would believe that bullcrap?.
As the page the link led him to fully loaded up he was met with a title page that said [Infinite Surveys] upon seeing this page a side of Francis came out, He decided to see where this link was gonna take him.
As he clicked the link he was met with a list of questions in bold archaic letters.
[If you could choose one, which would you choose?]
[A.Power]
[B.Strength]
[C.Money]
[D.Fame]
[E.Intelligence]
[F.Sex]
Looking at this question a lot of thoughts ran through Francis's head. At first he was about to click Power after all who didn't want to be powerful in all senses of the word. Then his thoughts went on to Strength as he questioned what was meant by Strength, As the words of a wise samurai rang true his head "What does it mean to be truly strong" as he had no clear answer on that one he skipped next to the other one.
'Money' That is only a means to an end it can easily be achieved if the other five were properly utilized forgoing that one also he moved on to the next one on the list. 'Fame' This one really gets outclassed by the other ones but he could easily achieve that, Might not be the good kind but hey, as some would say "Fame is Fame" he quickly brushed over into the next option 'Intelligence' He liked this one the most because in any part of the world everyone with intelligence was valued greatly as long as they could apply themselves to whichever field they found themselves gifted in.
As for the last one he barely gave it any thought as to who in their right mind would pick that as they would either be extremely horny or extremely stupid. Either way that choice seemed the least appealing to him.
He quickly dragged his cursor to the one option that made the most sense to him as he quickly recapped his options and why he didn't pick them. The first two were too vague, the third one wasn't anything too special of course anybody wanted money but like he previously said it could be easily achievable with the rest of his options. As for the fourth one it didn't really interest him that much. As for the last one, once again incredibly stupid or incredibly horny.
Dragging his cursor along his screen he quickly selected E. Intelligence as this one piqued his interest the most.
As soon as he picked this option the page quickly went black for a second or two before another question quickly popped up.
[Who Is Your Favorite Character In All Of Fiction?]
The question quickly came up on the web page as there wasn't any option like the question before, just a blank white box.
I stared at the question as I thought about all the books I've read, movies and tv shows I've watched. I tried to narrow the list as much as possible to take the traits I liked most about characters and their roles in their story. This was a really tricky question. But at the end of it all there was only one character that fulfilled all my criteria's. Plays a relevant role in their story, follows their own path and does whatever they want, Intelligent enough to use whatever they are given to their maximum advantage and being a badass in general.
And that fellow was Rick Sanchez. Well specifically Rick C-137, Hailed as the Rickest Rick in all conceivable universes, A nihilistic human god that does whatever they want when they want while also being heralded as the smartest character in fiction or at least one of them.
Honestly I was a bit torn between him and Monkey.D.Luffy the self proclaimed future pirate king as they are both pretty interesting characters but Rick tops Luffy for me any day.
My fingers quickly sped across my keyboard as I typed in my answer into the space provided below.
[Who Is Your Favorite Character In All Of Fiction?]
[Rick Sanchez(C-137]
I specified this particular Rick due to him being significantly smarter than all the other Ricks shown in the show and he has shown really impressive feats with probably his most impressive one being the creation of the Central Finite Curve a multiversal scale barrier made to filter out universes where he is the smartest being in existence. A feat on an almost incomprehensible scale.
Moving my fingers across my trackpad I click submit and move on to the next question and seemingly the last one it takes a while for the question to load up, but once it does upon the screen I see the question.
[What is your Idealized Self?]
Wow, a look of shock blew me away as that was not the question I was expecting as I expected it to follow the theme of the questions so far but this one is a real doozy. I take time to contemplate my answer as I look back on a lot of things before it hits me a pretty generic answer I admit but I'd say it encapsulates me perfectly as once again for the last time my hand traverses the keys on my keyboard and an answer was quickly given in the space below.
[What is your Idealized Self?]
[Perfection Incarnated]
As I input the answer and submit it all of a sudden my laptop seemed to turn into a resplendent display of lights as I try to shield myself from the light, But as I tried to a sudden feeling of weakness overcomes me as I feel like taking a really long sleep I tried to stay awake as to see what the whole display of lights was about but the drowsiness was apparently too strong for me to fight as I quickly succumbed to it and then everything went black.