"Aaaaaaahhh"
Plass...
"Arch"
"Eh… where am I, I was watching a movie and… nothing?"
In a dirty, dark, and smelly alley full of homeless people, an 18-19-year-old boy landed in the middle of a pile of garbage.
He stared in a daze for a while until a homeless man looked up at him.
"Hey boy, this is not a place for young people like you, you better go home and apologize to your mother, you know, I also ran away from home when I thought I was old enough, and look at me, I am success."
The 35-34-year-old homeless man said with a self-deprecating smile.
"Mn, excuse me, who are you and where am I."
"What... you fell so hard you hurt your head? You're in Los Angeles, California."
"Wha...no, how did I get here? I remember watching a movie after an anime marathon and then just...just showed up here."
"I don't know what you're talking about, but, I recommend you find a place to stay, or else you'll have a hard time during the purge." The tramp said seriously.
"Purge, what purge?" I said confused. 'Not that I've never heard of it, but...no, impossible.'
"You don't even remember that, well, look, every year, for one night, for 12 hours, in the country, any crime, misdemeanor or something similar, is legal, whether it's robbery, rape, or murder."
He said and you can see a trace of anger on his face.
'Wait, purge, night, 12 hours.... isn't this the plot and rules of "The Purge" movie series...?'
'No, if it is what I think it is...then, then I'm...dead.' I thought with horror, you have to know that seeing it on film is great and all, but living in a world of crazy and religious people eager to "purge and purify" is just hell on earth.
I turned to the homeless man and grabbed him by the shoulders and asked.
"T-tell me, how long until the next purge starts?" I asked uncertainly.
"Heh... calm down boy, there's still a month to go," he said with a reassuring smile.
'One... month, one bloody month, don't fuck with me, I only have one bloody month to live, what can I do in a month, I can't even eat and feed chickens for a month.'
"Boy? Are you okay, you're pale." said the concerned homeless man.
"Come on, don't die here, you'll get me in trouble..."
"Okay do not worry," I said with a blank stare.
"..."
'Wait, all is not lost, I'm a reincarnation so....'
|[Ding, congratulations on awakening the Naruto System.]|
"[Giving Rewards]"
([ Jutsu: Kage bunshin no Jutsu, Bunshin no Jutsu, Henge no Jutsu, Kawarimi no Jutsu, Gōkakyū no Jutsu, Chūken-jutsu])
...
|[Hello Host, it is recommended to check the functions of the system.]|
"Ehh... system functions..." I said waiting for a reply.
"Mn, you're alright, Oi, seriously don't die here." said the bum worried but for other reasons.
"Eh? ah, hahaha." he said touching my neck and hiding.
But right after saying that.
.____.
{[ Name: Jack.]}
|[ Age: 18.]|
|[ Race: human.]|
|[ Level: 0]|
.....
{[• STATISTICS ]}
|[ HP: 100 ]|
|[STR: 9 ]|
|[AGL: 10 ]|
|[ Lucky: 7 ]|
|[ CHA: 8]|
|[PS: 0]|
....
{[• JUTSUS ]}
...
|[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu]|
[Bunshin no Jutsu] |
|[Henge no Jutsu]|
|[Kawarimi no Jutsu]|
|[Gōkakyū no Jutsu]|
|[Chūken-jutsu]|
....
{[ SYSTEM FUNCTIONS.]}
{[Inventory.]}
{[Store.]]
{[Missions.]}
.____.
"Wow... missions." Jack said frantically.
"Boy, seriously, go away or I'll beat the crap out of you." the old tramp threatened.
"Ahh, sorry, sorry." Jack apologized and walked away to a corner.
The old tramp sighed and went back to his own thing, sleeping...
With Jack.
|[The host does not need to speak, he can contact me directly with his thoughts.]| I inform the system AI.
"Mn, ok, and? the mission." asked urgently Jack.
.____.
{[Mission 1: Create a base of operations.]}
{[Mission 2: Recruit 20 Genins before the purge.]}
{[Mission 3: Kill 100 people.]}
.____.
"Ohh, very nice... And My rewards." Jack said in his mind.
|[Informing the host.]|
.____.
{[Reward 1: Various Jutsus, unspecified for losing his cool so easily.]}
{[Reward 2: Random Bloodline.]}
{[Reward 3: Ticket to another world, can only be used after 1 year in each world, including this one, so suffer bitch, suffer...]}
.____.
"Damn... what's with this system and what's with the hidden penalty, *Sigh* At least that means there are hidden rewards, right?" Jack asked hopefully.
|[Yes.]| confirm the Systema.
"Well, whatever, let's get out of here." Jack said and left.
~End~
Don't take this seriously, it's not.
If you find a mistake... don't tell me, leave it, it's just to pass the time and I won't write seriously, you can read my other fic if you want that.
You can give me ideas to improve or random things to do.
Happy day.