"I'm telling you, I can never get the lighting right! Look here! If I put the light over here it would emphasise too much on her face but then draw attention away from her shoulders! Yet if I shift the light here, it would put too much attention on her hips and then ignore her face!"
"Hmm… Hmm… I see the problem, your skills are still lacking in the area where you have to be able to show everything perfectly but in order to do that, you also need to be able to paint everything perfectly as well."
"Now you're getting the problem I'm facing! There's no way I am letting this chance go! I have to work to make myself perfect and paint the perfect painting of her before I can even leave!"
"Yes. I see now, I see now. This is certainly a really big problem. But how is she able to be this perfect? Is she… Ah, she's an Off-Worlder I see. Then if she were able to craft this body herself…"
I cleared my throat, "Ahem… Are you two done?"
"Huaaaa?!"
"Woaaaah?!"