Hey, psssst....psssssssssst are you awake? Did you know you could die? No? Then this story might come as a shock to you...
You see, I was your average, piece of trash human. Well, that's not entirely correct.....
Before all this, I was actually quite nice to people, not that I wanted to be but I couldn't bare the thought of hurting others...
So what changed? No wait, you don't even know what happend, do you? No?
Okay so basically I was living the live. Attending school, purposefully ignoring any test and exam, consistently getting barely passing grades, occasionally meeting with friends and then some.....You know, average human behaviour. Then some stupid shit went down.
My friends, one after the other got picked of by some weird ass truck. Seriously that was some final destination stuff right there.
Of course I didn't take the consecutive deaths well....who would. So I slipped into a little depression. Oh who am I kidding. It wasn't just "a little depression". I hid knifes in the bathroom, bought a lot of sleep pills and mixed some more drugs and poisons. I tried so many times I might have caused a mass extinction of guardian angles up in heaven. The result of all those failed suicide attempts?
Shattered family bonds.
Missed three of my friends funerals.
Damaged my Immune system beyond repair.
Lost three fingers, one of my feet and sight in my right eye.
If a demolition expert had taken a look at my social life and my physical state, he would have been impressed by my work. And disturbed as he looked at the scars on my neck....
Aaaanyways. Eventually I managed to push myself into therapy. And wasn't that a bitch to finance....
Ah sorry. The therapy eventually worked and I began to live my life again. Years passed, sometimes I slipped up and landed right where I had started, but most times I could pick myself up again. Then one day, as if fate had decided to "fuck this guy in particular". I had walked onto the street. However, the light was green...for me, not for the cars! BUT SOME BLACKOUT DRUCK ASSHOLE! Decided to DRINK AND DRIVE IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. Of course, being the traumatized bean I was, I didn't realize the danger I was in...because I had headphones on...and I didn't look if the cars were actually stopping.....
But I reserve the right to blame the other person 👍.
Death didn't come quickly. Most of my blood, even after such a long time,